luvsavos
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martin, he/him, adult. insect glaive and lance go brrr. too many thoughts head constantly full
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collection of posts that have made me yell YOU NEED TO PLAY RAIN WORLD out loud
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you know it really isnt immoral, if you do it right, to raise cows and sheep for meat. so. well. i think there should be a story about, vampires who have a town of humans that they keep well-maintained, so long as the humans donate their blood once a month, like vampire blood farm stuff
but instead of antagonistic everyone's like. no he's a nice man you leave the count alone. he keeps us safe and cared for and he just needs a lil snack now and then, it dont hurt anyone. like a cow that loves the farmer and the farmer that loves the cow, even with both knowing one will end up on the other's table. because its like. its like. cows just have such pretty eyes, you know? they love you so much. i think it should be like that
#this feels fitting to tag as#oc tag: vuljud#not exactly fitting she never fed off the people of her kingdom but like. The Vibes yknow#she Would do this
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the she-ra reboot makes this video relevant again which means we are in the best timeline
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i deserve financial compensation for the amount of fucking hoops i had to jump through to enable tipping on here
#mar.txt#this is /j obviously i'm just trying to be lighthearted to cope with the Anger ha ha ha :)#oh the urge to throw my phone as hard as possible into a hard surface. but i cannot. not Yet at least. but once i get a job and can get a#new one......... this one's getting destroyed through Brute Force :)#lets see how many times did i have to re-login and redo Everything because the verification thing wouldn't accept my id picture bc it was#'too blurry' so i had to take a picture with my phone camera but i had to clear app caches first because this phone is constantly at 99-100#storage space. but Then because it fucking sucks ass and if i Breathe in the direction of another app whatever app i just tabbed off of#crashes and i have to reopen it. i had to log back in Again which meant waiting for the text message verification code Again (i live in the#middle of nowhere with a phone that Refuses to use the wifi for calls/texts and instead only uses the shitty cell service)#because Apparently tumblr users aren't allowed to stay logged in nor log in with a password. and Then i had to take a picture of the back#of my id too and i tried using my phone camera straight from the gallery option when i clicked upload. but because my phone sucks That also#crashed my browser and made me log back in. this isnt even counting btw how many times i TRIED to do it through tumblr but it kept stalling#and making me back all the way out log all the way back in and wait on it again for it to go further so i said fuck it and went to my#browser to do it. so i log back in and then i find out not only did attempting to take that picture crash my browser but it didnt even#actually TAKE the picture. so i have to click back over to my camera app Again and take the picture Again and log back in and wait the eons#it takes for things on this phone to load AGAIN. and then i Finally. FINALLY get it completed.#oh but did you think that was all? oh no i STILL had to log back in and load all the way back in Again through tumblr one final time to tel#the app i had done all that! and THEN i could turn tipping on. right?#no. i then had to close the app and reopen it again for it to Let me enable it. otherwise it just tried to take me back to stripe then#proceeded to give me an error message when i tried. great job tumblr#anyways that was infuriating#lmao i forgot to finish the original thought and check#anyways. around 7 or 8 times. that took almost a half hour of struggling i'm pretty sure. enraging☺
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Shrek (2001)
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there is so much intimacy in creating something together
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#fave#tagged in#FHSKFHDJGN#i foresee this meme being added to The Vocabulary#i need to play mh again soon.....
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Just thinking about how, even though he dies in HFW, Varl is the only companion you can still talk to after you finish Burning Shores.
#horizon forbidden west#oh. OH.#this makes me so sad what the fuck#horizon vs constantly finding new ways to rip my heart out and punch me in the gut
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If HADES won AU idea
#horizon zero dawn#ohhh this fucks#the composition reminds me of rain world a little bit#that is of course a very high compliment this is so cool#i loved the final quest of zero dawn so much..... need to replay it again eventually#it's so much fun. i love how it looks like all hope Is lost#this is a very fun what-if 👀
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The Zenith Gang 🔺✨
I need sleep
#horizon forbidden west#aloy#kotallo#erend#alva#varl#zo#beta#do i normally tag these guys differently i forget oh well#anyways this art is so pretty and this is a horrifying concept i love it#alva...#she looks Sinister<3
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I want to give a bitejob. Where I make you cum by ONLY using teeth on your dick…. No lips no saliva and it takes about 4 hours and a lot of mental fortitude
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hey, uh, horizon tumblr. is the ground supposed to eat my ravager like that? /hj
#horizon forbidden west#video#hi yes i was on call with op when this happened#we're both so fucking baffled LMFAO#fave#this goes in the fave tag its so fucking funny#we're blaming vodrem for it
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if you're just joining us, george takei is having to educate jk rowling on holocaust denial
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