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Why not?

Why d’you know these things?

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...No.

Can I be a baby elephant?

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Like you. Wait. I didn't say that. You have no proof.

That’s so cute.

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Did you know, when baby elephants are upset, they throw themselves in mud.

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Uh huh. I grabbed ten boxes and I ate one there, cause they had a microwave.

I was stuck in a gas station for two hours because I wanted Mac and cheese. Then Paul yelled at me for another hour. Sad face.

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I was stuck in a gas station for two hours because I wanted Mac and cheese. Then Paul yelled at me for another hour. Sad face.

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Can too. House rules.

If the house rules are fucked you can’t use them, either!

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I feel betrayed.

Glad you ignored that first bit. But yeah, I know. Please don’t hate me.

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What about like, Aladdin though?

Jack Frost is one of the hottest animated characters and if you disagree, you’re wrong. 

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That's even worse.

No, I only had a two way, thank you. But I had ice cream.

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Yes I can. House rules.

You can’t just fuck the house rules, that’s not how it works.

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Did you have a threeway without me? We had a pact, Michael. I'm very disappointed. 

I had something today.

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You're concerning me.

Maybe you. On the inside. When you hear what I have to say.

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Fuck your house rules.

Five. House rules. Can’t argue, sorry.

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It's adorable.

Your sad face is hideous, stop that. 

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@Ashton5SOS: @Louis_Tomlinson quit turning me on

@Louis_Tomlinson: @Ashton5SOS wow sorry bad habit pls forgive me

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Three days at the most, babe.

Gonna need more time than that.