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𝙘𝙪𝙧𝙧𝙚𝙣𝙩 𝙢𝙤𝙤𝙙.

𝙘𝙧𝙚𝙙𝙨 𝙩𝙤: 𝙧𝙤𝙘𝙠𝙘𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙮𝙨𝙬𝙚𝙚𝙩𝙚 𝙤𝙣 𝙋𝙞𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙩

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do yk those ‘is this the cure to female loneliness’ posts okay well i think that the cure is fictional men

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I have a secret…

i get bored once the main characters get together finally.

not an “established relashionship” girly.

i want the TENSION! AND LONGING!!!!

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Three hours and a half into 2025 and I’ve already accidentally confessed to my gamer brother that I read (and occasionally write) Simon Riley fanfiction

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just welcomed nee year with drunk rendition of defyind gravity

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when i cry i want him to lick the tears off my face and kiss my eyelids and just SUCK the tears out of my eyes 💕

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jus thinking abt how simon ‘ghost’ riley wld be ina relationship…

hc list under cut

simon riley is said to have his mask on for oh so long in the first half of his relationship. this, i kinda see. i think he would wear his balaclava, per say, but he’d def wear those lil surgical masks everywhere. does he wear it in his house? sometimes. if he has company (rarest occasion on earth) he isn’t entirely close with, like a friend of soap’s or something, its likely you’ll be greeted with a mask. (in mw2, he did take his mask off in front of ale and rudy, though, but thats maybe bc they almost died tg 😭 civvies n friends r different) i think if you two r having sex within two months of the relationship, you’ll be seeing his face.

kinda going from above, simon riley doesnt keep his mask on to hookup. he’s not simon riley in the mask, he’s ghost. he doesn’t want for his lovie to see that he’s a ghost, if they’re showing themselves to each other. im not sure he’ll like it if you try n wear one of his masks to turn him on, either- it just wouldn’t work. even if either of u is getting head, mask stays off. (that being said, if you’re just a hookup, and not a gf of any kind, mask is on fs)

hugs. from. behind. this man, when close with his girl, will be clingy. always needs a hand on you, in fact- to prove he isn’t crazy and hallucinating, and to make sure youre safe (he’s extremely paranoid abt u getting hurt because you can b bait for him, due to his job- more on that ina minute) he also likes how small you can be compared to him, it makes him feel quite prideful he can protect his lovin’ bc he’s a big boy. BUT, continuing he’s clingy- you’re cooking? he’s latched onto u the entire time, asking if you need help. reading? his head is rested on your thighs, underneath as you hold ur book above his head. (bonus points bc he might be reading too) he’s home from literally any other place than home? well, he missed you, so ‘gimme a kiss, love,’ and then proceed to hold him, or just let him hold you. laundry? oh, well, he’s actually already done it. (housewife.)

he’s veryyy paranoid that an enemy or sum will end up taking you for bait. in fact, he’s already very hesitant to date in general- he’s not used to the feelings it brings and whatnot. (ill b expanding on this in the future) and thats why he can b extra protective- he wouldn’t be able to handle it if his pretty girl was kidnapped, all because of him? the horrors it brings to him are a little much for him to take, sometimes, so he’ll end up pushing u away for a lil while. (i genuinely live for poor bb simon)

like laundry, among other things, he’s suchhh a housewife at heart. mainly because, he likes to be clean and tidy- it helps him rid the dirty feeling that seems to linger from missions. dishes? he did them this morning, possibly in a hope to drown out those nightmares and plaguing thoughts that always seemed to shatter his mind. all in all, the man needs cleanliness. however, if youre a messy girl (in the sense that there are clothes everywhere and tossed aside blankets and pillows on every surface, sometimes a small pile of dishes in the kitchen sink, and a general ‘lived-in mess,’ also this is def not catered to how messy i am) he can definitely adapt, it’ll just take around 3 years :)

showering tg. bae adores to hold u against his chest, water dripping on both of you, while his other hand is in your hair, gently rinsing out soap. (i’m not sure whether to base my simon hcs n writing off of the comics or not, bc reboot!ghost is NOT the same 😭)

moving onnnn… simon riley is the type of boyfriend to:

stalk the absolute fuck out of every single social u have- in fact, he didnt even know what pinterest or instagram was until he saw you on it. (he’d definitely make an spam account that’s pretending to be another girl)

make you a lot of lil gifts out of his own things- keychains, a lil necklace (mhhh my hearttt) or a bracelet out of the collar of his t-shirt (he’d also def make himself a bra bracelet, if u two dont already have matching ones x)

be your handyman. no other words.

thats all i have for u lot bc i have ZEROOOO motivation, but i’d like to expand ona few more things eventually. i’ll also start writing for other cod men when simon riley loses his fucking death chokehold on me (maybe he’ll have it forever…)

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before u happen to stumble upon this…

ion rlly write a lot, n my txting grammar is SO much worse than m writing grammar 😭 if there’s any mistakes, this wasn’t proofread bc it’s all hours of tha night rn. secondly, this is also prolly my first lil writing on here, so treat it either w ignorance or a lil bit of nice haha, that’s all!

i saw this post (i didn’t like it n refreshed the page buttt…) abt how older!simon would b at the beach- i think they were somewhat accurate, but i jus had a lil more to add on haha.

older!simon can, in fact, enjoy himself at a beach. while it isn’t his preferred place, nor decompression activity (i wld say his is def just sitting on the couch or on a balcony, smoking may or may not be included- i need to make a list of his hobbies now) but it suffices. simon would 100 percent need a ‘little bi’ o’ beggin, love,’ or a ‘y’said please, rih’?’ for him to go.

older!simon also would require a small cooler, with the beers of his choice. nothing else particularly about this, i js thought it was needed.

older!simon, while he’d definitely be moaning about for quite the long minute, wouldn’t take forever to join you (or, if you won’t, he’ll just go by himself) in the water. he’d like to enjoy the sun, for a bit, before he’d succumb to the waves. (he does, however, refuse to admit how much he likes the water) it’d be comical as fuuuuck- seeing a big boy like him having fun and getting into a small water fight, which would most certainly be escalating into more; i actually think water fights with simon end in him just SLAMMING you into the water. (not like he means to!! he tries not to be so harsh, out of deployment… most of the time)

older!simon would also just love to stand in the water with you- maybe he’d already gotten your hair soaked, to your protest, and he’d either just tug you in by your waist, or, you’d get yourself situated on his shoulders because ‘’s a nicer view f’you, love- jus’ takin’ care o’ you, aren’ i?’

anywaysss…

im sry its short! tumblr is muchhh more stressful than i thought 😰

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sorry for curling up at your feet and whimpering like an injured dog that wasn't very mysterious of me

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okay jus bc in the sense that they r very right n accurate

dress up as ghost, give me a 10 second head start to run, then the rest is up to you 🥴