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“The Dark Lord has Nine. But we have One, mightier than they: the White Rider. He has passed through the fire and the abyss, and they shall fear him. We will go where he leads.”

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Frodo at the foot of mount doom. straight up going through “it”. and by “it”, haha, well. let’s justr say.   The horrors

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Become who you were born to be.

The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003) dir. Peter Jackson

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"It is but a shadow and a thought that you love. I cannot give you what you seek."

Lord of the Rings — The Return of the King (2003)

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next list for the LotR characters im doing has to be songs that remind me of them; every time i hear a specific song from wallows i think about pippin or merry and it inspired me 🙂‍↕️

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Funny doodle

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rewatching the hobbit trilogy and my god thorin wanted that fuck ass hobbit so bad it makes him look stupid

also kili and thranduil my beloveds ♥️

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SFW Alphabet - Peregrin “Pippin” Took

AN: I love him with all my heart, he’s so baby!!

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A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)

Such an affectionate little shit. He loves curling up into you and talking your ear off or generally just always touching you! He’s very much a physical touch person & also words of affirmation. Tell him he’s done a good job and reassure him you love him and he melts.

B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)

Being his best friend includes him dragging you and Merry wherever the mischief leads him. Whether that’s stealing crops for gardens or dancing atop tables in a drunken stupor, you never know with him. But it also means he’s there for you whenever you need, always ready to lend an ear and a shoulder to cry on.

C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

He cuddles like a professional I swear. He likes to (not surprisingly) be the little spoon 99% of the time but if you ask he’ll gladly switch positions, so long as he’s cuddling you he doesn’t care what position he’s in.

D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)

For sure he’d love to settle down. After his adventure almost took him out a million times he’d be a-okay with giving the domestic life a try. Though he’s not great at homesteading, he loves to learn new things with you!

E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)

He would dread it. He hates hurting people that he loves/once loved, so it would take a lot for him to break up with you. He’d probably let you down easy, mostly blaming himself and how immature he is for the failed relationship.

F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)

He’s a hobbit and he loves to court like one. He would likely ask you for a walk and be surprised when you say yes. He hadn’t thought it’d get that far but damn it he brought the best gift he could; a small bundle of flowers he had picked from his own garden. He picked each one specifically because they reminded him of you! Be it your eye color, hair, or even how you smell, he wanted you to feel seen.

G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)

He has the capacity to be gentle, even through his goofy demeanor. If you got hurt, be it emotional or otherwise, he’d be quick to soothe you. Whatever you needed, he’d be there to support.

H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)

He loves hugs! Fits into the same category as cuddles, he loves physical affection. His hugs are warm, strong and always full of love. He hugs like he hadn’t seen you in months.

I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)

He tries his hardest not to say it too early into courtship but he knew from the second he laid eyes on you that he was in love. He had never felt his heart beat as fast or his throat get so dry. He’d probably blurt it out one of the days you were spending together and he would blush like crazy.

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)

He doesn’t get super jealous but when he does he usually just pouts and tries to get your attention. That’s usually what he’s jealous about anyways, he loves your attention and he wants it all for himself most days.

K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)

He’s not the best kisser but he’d get better with time of course. You’d likely be his first kiss ever, and likely his last as well, he’d never get enough of you afterwards. He also loves to pepper for face with kisses, especially after something you do, calls you brilliant and makes sure you always feel loved.

L = Little ones (How are they around children?)

SO good with children! He usually teaches them how to light fireworks properly or sneak around but only ever in a lighthearted way. He loves when you’re around children as well, reminds him that he wants a family someday.

M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)

Always making breakfast and planning for second breakfast right after. Usually he’s making the tea and you’re making the food, if it were the other way around you’d probably end up with burned food and he’d be sad.

N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)

Curled up in bed, his head against your chest. He loves when you play with his hair, twirling his curls between your fingers, lulling him into a deep sleep.

O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)

He never shuts up about ANYTHING, so likely when you first talk. He’d probably annoy you with how much he talks at first, always yapping about something in his life.

P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)

He has the patience of a saint, only because he knows others would (rarely) extend that courtesy to him. Even then though, he has a breaking point, and once it’s reached he’s uncharacteristically quiet.

Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)

He remembers everything about you. Your favorite song he’s sung, your favorite snack to eat, how you like your tea. The little things about you are what he cherishes the most.

R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)

The first proper “date” you had. After your courtship walk, he invited you to come out for a day at the market. You two picked some produce, made a dinner at his house, and he knew immediately he had to marry you then and there. He watched everything you did as if you had hung the moon, his eyes never leaving you.

S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)

He’s so protective, he’d go to the ends of the Earth for you. He’d put his life back on the line if it meant you’d love him forever, and he’d do it time and time again just to come back home to your smile.

T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)

He’d put so much thought into everything. Again, this man would remember everything about you and what you like/didn’t like. You mentioned you liked a pretty necklace and your next anniversary it was sitting wrapped up in a little box.

U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)

Sometimes he jokes way too much. It gets to a point sometimes that the situation gets serious and he takes it as an opportunity to try and lighten the mood at the most inappropriate time.

V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)

He’s not concerned with his looks but he knows he’s not ugly. He makes sure he looks good for you always though, he’d never leave the house looking bad, especially with you on his arm.

W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)

Yes, god yes he’d feel like half a man without you. You two are practically inseparable, just like how he and Merry are. Attached at the hip 24/7 and never apart for more than an hour.

X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)

I have no idea why but I think he would eat kit kats weird in modern day. Like fully take a bite of the bar rather than breaking them up.

Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)

Someone who can’t see the good in the world, even when things seem bleak. He likes to stay positive and if someone is constantly negative it brings him down.

Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habits of theirs?)

He snores LOUD, he also talks in his sleep. Always mumbling something about his adventures or about you, either way it’s pretty funny to hear him jolt awake while talking about something silly.

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The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002) Dir. Peter Jackson

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When I tell you I snorted!

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im absolutely smittin’ with this man 🤭♥️

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IM SO GLAD YOU AGREE WITH MY TAKE 🤭 we love our hobbit husband

bc you talked about horny thoughts: samwise being absolutely needy af, just absolutely feral for his partner, rutting against them while he kisses them because holy FUCK he needs to touch them and feel their touch in return

i swear to god

don't do this to me

sam is such an intimate husband with an obsession with his partner, anything as small as a deep kiss with a flick of tongue is enough to make him all hot and bothered

but imagine a day where you hadn't seen each other once, you both on the couch with your lips moving against each others and his growing erection against his pants would cause him to whine, becoming all needy and begging for more

bringing your hand down to it without parting from you and grinding against any sort of attention you give AHHH >v<

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i'm happy to present to you...

THE HOBBITS AT THE BEACH (headcanons) !!

PIPPIN ::

loves digging holes in the sand. the problem is, he never remembers where they are afterwards. most of the time, people (or himself) end up falling into them.

goes swimming very often, but when he comes out he gets super cold, so he has to be wrapped in 483736 towels like a burrito and have his back rubbed for ages until he regains a normal color.

loves being in the waves. for way too long. he once threw up after coming out because it was so intense.

his hair turns into a weird shade of red in the sun.

hates sunscreen. every time, it’s a real battle. boromir spends his days literally running after him to put it on, but since Pippin is very fast, it’s pointless.

as a result, he gets massive sunburns, and his shoulders turn so red that you can’t even see the freckles that usually pop up when he’s been in the sun.

yes, because I firmly believe in Freckled Pippin

he would love to tan like Merry, but he doesn’t understand why he turns lobster-red instead of golden-brown. if you tell him it’s because he refuses sunscreen, he’ll ignore you.

tbh, I wouldn’t be surprised if he was into nudism and part of people who swim naked

loves being buried in the sand, like covered up to his neck. most of the time he falls asleep, and everyone forgets him there. imagine Gandalf’s shock when he takes a few steps after a nap, trips on a sandy mound, and finds Pippin’s sunburnt head sticking out like a zombie

loves picking up pebbles and throwing them really far. sometimes he accidentally hits people, who then come to complain

otherwise, he collects crabs and shellfish in a bucket and insists on bringing them back with him. Aragorn eventually has to convince him to let them go, and he cries about it

doesn’t understand tides at all. when he builds sandcastles, he really believes they’ll still be there the next day (spoiler: they never are)

loves fishing for periwinkles and eating them afterwards

tries to find shells that look the most like his friends, to give them as gifts

LOVES SURFING. probably the most talented one among the four. he's so proud, especially when strangers look at him from afar

MERRY ::

tans a lot, and his hair goes lighter in the sun

loves swimming. he especially likes diving under the water and grabbing Pippin’s legs to scare him. every time, Pippin lets out a shrill scream

spends half his life at the bar, trying to flirt with lasses and lads. It doesn’t really work out

bartenders refuse to give him cocktails because he looks too young, so sometimes he sends Boromir or Aragorn to get them for him.

runs across the sand to dry himself (random detail but I can totally see him doing that). he races Pippin (and wins).

does cartwheels and handstands

Pippin tries to copy him but fails miserably

has super stylish sunglasses stolen from Legolas

secret dream : become a lifeguard.

also loves surfing, but more for the aesthetic

FRODO ::

doesn’t want to swim. He hates coming back onto the beach with salty sticky skin.

wears an anti-UV shirt and stays on a lounge chair reading.

Frodo is dark-haired, but he’s very pale, so the sun isn’t really good for him

LOVES trashy paperback novels you find for free in hotel lobbies. he reads them super fast.

absolutely HATES having sand in his bed.

always available to admire and encourage the others (like Pippin’s failed handstands).

does shell collecting on beach dates with Sam. they find little pools behind the rocks and observe all the critters inside (crabs, mollusks, shells)

has quite an impressive seashell collection.

obsessed with eating seafood at the buffet. Loves lobster.

SAM ::

“Mr Frodo, I found you a pretty stone"

the mum of the group. has 14 differents types of sunscreen and a cooler in which he puts all the snacks. he has to hide it because Pippin often eats everything before noon

doesn’t go swimming because he’s afraid of the water. Merry and Pippin try to drag him in but fail

supervises most of Pippin’s sandcastle building, constantly giving advice like: “If I were you, I wouldn’t do that”

eventually gets carried away and joins a sandcastle contest with Pip.

he also has freckles!!!

falls asleep next to Frodo under a parasol.

wears a bucket hat or a big straw hat with a string

loves doing DIY crafts with Frodo. Fro taught him, and now he’s obsessed: for example, putting sand, seashells and water in a glass jar or idk

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SFW Alphabet - Peregrin “Pippin” Took

AN: I love him with all my heart, he’s so baby!!

· · ─────── ·𖥸· ─────── · ·

A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)

Such an affectionate little shit. He loves curling up into you and talking your ear off or generally just always touching you! He’s very much a physical touch person & also words of affirmation. Tell him he’s done a good job and reassure him you love him and he melts.

B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)

Being his best friend includes him dragging you and Merry wherever the mischief leads him. Whether that’s stealing crops for gardens or dancing atop tables in a drunken stupor, you never know with him. But it also means he’s there for you whenever you need, always ready to lend an ear and a shoulder to cry on.

C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

He cuddles like a professional I swear. He likes to (not surprisingly) be the little spoon 99% of the time but if you ask he’ll gladly switch positions, so long as he’s cuddling you he doesn’t care what position he’s in.

D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)

For sure he’d love to settle down. After his adventure almost took him out a million times he’d be a-okay with giving the domestic life a try. Though he’s not great at homesteading, he loves to learn new things with you!

E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)

He would dread it. He hates hurting people that he loves/once loved, so it would take a lot for him to break up with you. He’d probably let you down easy, mostly blaming himself and how immature he is for the failed relationship.

F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)

He’s a hobbit and he loves to court like one. He would likely ask you for a walk and be surprised when you say yes. He hadn’t thought it’d get that far but damn it he brought the best gift he could; a small bundle of flowers he had picked from his own garden. He picked each one specifically because they reminded him of you! Be it your eye color, hair, or even how you smell, he wanted you to feel seen.

G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)

He has the capacity to be gentle, even through his goofy demeanor. If you got hurt, be it emotional or otherwise, he’d be quick to soothe you. Whatever you needed, he’d be there to support.

H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)

He loves hugs! Fits into the same category as cuddles, he loves physical affection. His hugs are warm, strong and always full of love. He hugs like he hadn’t seen you in months.

I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)

He tries his hardest not to say it too early into courtship but he knew from the second he laid eyes on you that he was in love. He had never felt his heart beat as fast or his throat get so dry. He’d probably blurt it out one of the days you were spending together and he would blush like crazy.

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)

He doesn’t get super jealous but when he does he usually just pouts and tries to get your attention. That’s usually what he’s jealous about anyways, he loves your attention and he wants it all for himself most days.

K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)

He’s not the best kisser but he’d get better with time of course. You’d likely be his first kiss ever, and likely his last as well, he’d never get enough of you afterwards. He also loves to pepper for face with kisses, especially after something you do, calls you brilliant and makes sure you always feel loved.

L = Little ones (How are they around children?)

SO good with children! He usually teaches them how to light fireworks properly or sneak around but only ever in a lighthearted way. He loves when you’re around children as well, reminds him that he wants a family someday.

M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)

Always making breakfast and planning for second breakfast right after. Usually he’s making the tea and you’re making the food, if it were the other way around you’d probably end up with burned food and he’d be sad.

N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)

Curled up in bed, his head against your chest. He loves when you play with his hair, twirling his curls between your fingers, lulling him into a deep sleep.

O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)

He never shuts up about ANYTHING, so likely when you first talk. He’d probably annoy you with how much he talks at first, always yapping about something in his life.

P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)

He has the patience of a saint, only because he knows others would (rarely) extend that courtesy to him. Even then though, he has a breaking point, and once it’s reached he’s uncharacteristically quiet.

Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)

He remembers everything about you. Your favorite song he’s sung, your favorite snack to eat, how you like your tea. The little things about you are what he cherishes the most.

R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)

The first proper “date” you had. After your courtship walk, he invited you to come out for a day at the market. You two picked some produce, made a dinner at his house, and he knew immediately he had to marry you then and there. He watched everything you did as if you had hung the moon, his eyes never leaving you.

S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)

He’s so protective, he’d go to the ends of the Earth for you. He’d put his life back on the line if it meant you’d love him forever, and he’d do it time and time again just to come back home to your smile.

T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)

He’d put so much thought into everything. Again, this man would remember everything about you and what you like/didn’t like. You mentioned you liked a pretty necklace and your next anniversary it was sitting wrapped up in a little box.

U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)

Sometimes he jokes way too much. It gets to a point sometimes that the situation gets serious and he takes it as an opportunity to try and lighten the mood at the most inappropriate time.

V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)

He’s not concerned with his looks but he knows he’s not ugly. He makes sure he looks good for you always though, he’d never leave the house looking bad, especially with you on his arm.

W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)

Yes, god yes he’d feel like half a man without you. You two are practically inseparable, just like how he and Merry are. Attached at the hip 24/7 and never apart for more than an hour.

X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)

I have no idea why but I think he would eat kit kats weird in modern day. Like fully take a bite of the bar rather than breaking them up.

Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)

Someone who can’t see the good in the world, even when things seem bleak. He likes to stay positive and if someone is constantly negative it brings him down.

Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habits of theirs?)

He snores LOUD, he also talks in his sleep. Always mumbling something about his adventures or about you, either way it’s pretty funny to hear him jolt awake while talking about something silly.

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the sillies…..