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Homer Simpson is a real dad.

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we live on this turtle.

“No man is an island” oh really? Really? What about him?:

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Conker's Bad Fur Day - Rare Commercial (Video, 2001)

You can watch this infamously risque commercial here. (Spoiler: ends with belly rubs and that thing dogs do with their leg during belly rubs.)

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Ironic american fantasy name: Kevin the Unholy

british fantasy name: wicklebort smee

american fantasy name: aethiraimia “mia” windfeeler

chinese fantasy name: zhang youming (minimum two pages of in-text etymology about why they’re called this)

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To paraphrase The Onion: "Nation can't believe it on Tucker Carlson's side"

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Fact: Patrick Stewart was on molly when this was recorded.

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Polybius will never not fill me with "I know it's bullshit...but what if it's not? Please let it not be"

Here’s a list of weird/strange articles on wikipedia in no particular order for you to read and just add more useless knowledge in your puny human brain. General murder/death trigger warning for most.

Bloody Mary || Kennedy curse || Taman Shud Case || La Voisin || Greyfriars Bobby || Pripyat || Albert Fish || Mary Toft || The Cure for Insomnia || Roanoke Colony || John Murray Spear || Arecibo message || Nuckelavee || Phaistos Disc || Tanganyika laughter epidemic || Mad Gasser of Mattoon || Murder of Junko Furuta || Peoples Temple || Ed Gein || Stargate Project || Jackalope || Numbers station || UVB-76 || Bélmez Faces || Donner Party || Adam || Mariana UFO incident || Valentich disappearance || Cleveland Torso Murderer || Trepanning || Dyatlov Pass incident || Grey goo || Overtoun House || The Garden of Earthly Delights || Wilhelm Reich || Starchild skull || Original Night Stalker || Owlman || Ararat anomaly || British big cats || Jack the Ripper || Clapham Wood Mystery || Pope Lick Monster || Shadow person || Out-of-place artifact || Black Dahlia || Jersey Devil || Crawfordsville monster || Koro || Philadelphia Experiment || Glasgow smile || Roswell UFO incident || David Parker Ray || D. B. Cooper || Total Information Awareness || Goatman || Grey alien || Joachim Kroll || Peter Kürten || Gilles de Rais || Alien abduction || Joseph Vacher || Mothman || Polywater || Catacombe dei Cappuccini || Villisca Axe Murders || Grace Sherwood || Loveland frog || The Hermitage || Jatinga || Sankebetsu brown bear incident || Mongolian death worm || Devil’s Footprints || The Sick Child || H. H. Holmes || Dysaesthesia aethiopica || Bloody Benders || Lamia || Black Paintings || The Monster with 21 Faces || Shirime || Lina Medina || Exploding head syndrome || Quantum suicide and immortality || Mokele-mbembe || Spontaneous human combustion || Dulce Base || Chandre Oram || Oscar || Men in Black || Vladimir Demikhov || The Great Red Dragon Paintings || Bloop || Retroactive continuity || Elizabeth Báthory || Delphine LaLaurie || Silverpilen || Polybius || Guided rat || Robert J. White || Chelyabinsk meteor || Armin Meiwes || Big Crunch || Belchen Tunnel || Moberly–Jourdain incident || Boy Scout Lane || Princes in the Tower || Rosenheim Poltergeist || Peter Stumpp || Bermuda Triangle || Bachelor’s Grove Cemetery || Hill of Crosses || Self-immolation || Lycaon || Burke and Hare murders || Pykrete || Kate Morgan || List of unusual deaths || Sawney Bean || Rogue elephant of Aberdare Forest || Yoshio Kodaira || Incorruptibility || Methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus aureus || Toynbee tiles || Rat king || Sailing stones || Thalidomide || Jersey Shore shark attacks of 1916 || Tunguska event || Head transplant || List of cryptids || Borley Rectory || Sedlec Ossuary || Alien hand syndrome || Capgras delusion || Mellified man || Atuk || Monster of Glamis || Spring-heeled Jack || Allagash Abductions || Aokigahara || Raymond Robinson (Green Man) || Premature burial || Brain transplant || Nightmarchers || Decompression illness || Midgetville || Zombie || Mercy Brown vampire incident || Necromancy || Lamkin || Harry K. Daghlian, Jr. || Icelandic Phallological Museum || Neisseria meningitidis || Unit 731 || Bunny Man || Bubbly Creek || Malleus Maleficarum || Moll Dyer || Original Spanish Kitchen || Charles Bonnet syndrome || Voynich manuscript || Black Annis || True name || Dorothy Talbye trial || Black dog || Wandering Jew || Sarin gas attack on the Tokyo subway || Yara-ma-yha-who || Rod Ferrell || The Juniper Tree

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"Similar to birds' singing?" More like "A24 horror movie trailer music"

You might have seen these in old churches. This is what it sounds like.

The one in this video is in the church of Encamp (Andorra). It was made in the 18th century to sound similar to birds' singing. It rings three times every year: on Corpus Christi, the Feast of the Ascension, and Christmas.

Video from Campanes Andorranes on Instagram.

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Memory unlocked!

From Alice To Ocean (Classic Mac, Robyn Davidson, Rick Smolan & Against All Odds Productions, 1992)

You can download the two CDs - Alice_to_Ocean_bin-cue.zip and Alice_Ocean_PhotoCD.zip - here or here, and run them in this in-browser emulator by extracting a CD's .bin and .cue files into the fame folder, then dragging the .bin file onto the emulated desktop.

This early multimedia CD-ROM is one of the first programs to use the QuickTime video format.

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this hit me like 80 tons of dopamine. i can just hear that hard drive clicking and smell that thicc CRT. mmm.

Home Office Life (2001)

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this is the best picture ive ever seen

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behold, the cloaca

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these crooks do not care about users or the people whose lives are predicated on the platform they ostensibly created for their livelihood. If it makes more fiscal sense for them to make .0001% more monies, they will happily ruin the lives of hundreds. They are no engineers or creators, they are leeches and villains.

matt just fired half the remaining tumblr support staff lmao

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