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Ha. . . Ha. . . . Damnit.

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They are so precious.

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He should have done this, my God. Could you imagine?

like what would you do.

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BEHOLD! Toxic Yaoi!

Had fun making an art trade with @wyyvoren !

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Man. Everytime I open up Tumblr, I can hear my web-browser on my phone sobbing. After all, I will always doom-scroll until I come out with at least 1 SVSSS fanfiction to add to the endless amount of tabs.

Wanna guess how many tabs are open for A03 right now? That's right, 88. 34 of those are ongoing fics, which is greatly reduced since I ended up bookmarking many of them to come back to later.

What is the importance of this post? None.

Anyway. I'm weak for Shen Jiu and Shen Yuan fics fight now. Siblings? Related? Body split and now have to share space? Strangers who share a face? Shizun and Disciple? Father/Son? I'll eat all of it. Give me a confused Binghe. Confused Qingyuan? Yes, please. SY having to reveal his identity? I'm here for, especially if it causes panic.

SJ becoming furiously possessive of SY whether it's in a "You're stupid and now you're my problem" way or "Too bad, you can't leave now" way- is absolutely divine.

Put SJ in the same space as Tianlang-Jun. I wanna see what happens.

Anyway, thank you for coming to my useless little tedtalk. I appreciate you. 💖💕

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if shen yuan was forced to be the villain in a hades/persephone story

I just finished scum villain.

looked up fanfic. Saw this fic and this fic.

became I N S P I R E D to make some art

(Closeups under cut below lol)

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just so you know, you have some followers who enjoy/write fanfiction. not saying their urls rn bc i don’t wanna air out dirty laundry in public but if you want them so you can block and report, just say the word and i’ll dm you a list

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Xry edit hehe

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Silly bingqiu idea: Binghe is worried shizun has someone on the side... CLEANING for him

He knows sqq is super loyal (shizun says in his hometown people don't have harems! They marry one person for life! How romantic!) so he will never worry about shizun looking at another person that way.

BUT. He refuses to let anyone else clean or cook for his husband!! BINGHE is the wife! HIM.

Just thinking of a lot of "cheating tropes" but they're turned really silly and ridiculous. Instead of finding lipstick on shizuns collar, he smells the robe and goes "Who washed this!? I don't use this detergent!!"

He'll see food in the kitchen and start crying "shizun ate another man's cooking!? In OUR HOME!?"

He can't accompany shizun on a mission because he has work in the demon realm, and he's stuck on the throne holding his head in his hands wondering if shizun is using this business trip to, gasp, frequent those terrible establishments. (Restaurants)

Meanwhile shen Yuan feels super bad about binghe having to do everything around the house, so he's slowly been trying to help more. He tried washing his own clothes and cooking a bit, but binghe seems to hate it. He must be really awful at chores! Hopefully he'll get better with practice

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just saw a “only one bed” fic with the major character death warning

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Intento de animación/animation attempt (*´◡`)'

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I know a lot of Tgcf fans greatly dislike the Banyue Arc (and I understand in the sense that it’s early on that all adaptions really mainly include up to that arc in this point in time and it gets repetitive) but I am actually a decent fan of this arc, mainly because of Hua Cheng, Mu Qing, and Feng Xin all just wearing obnoxiously obvious disguises.

Xie Lian really humored these three.

Hua Cheng is the least offensive of these three. He’s not really actively trying to hide his identity per se. I imagine that he didn’t want to straight up lie to Xie Lian, which is why he only disguised his appearance and then proceeded to be the weirdest person ever. Like mans lowkey waltzed up to Xie Lian and said “Hey bestie, I’m just a good old normal, 100% average teenager who is most definitely not a ghost king or anything like that! Look, I can breathe!“ and then proceeded to info dump a shit ton of information about gods and shit like he’s Wikipedia which a normal, 100% average teenager who is most definitely not a ghost king would most positively not know.

However, our other two offenders actually thought they were fooling Xie Lian, whom may I remind you, is legit their childhood friend. They swapped color pallets and called it a day. And not only did they not try to not act like their selfs in the personality sense in their disguises, they also were just so bad at pretending not to be themselves. Like, someone says “General” in the cave where all the travelers were hiding and they both respond like it’s them being addressed. Idiots.

Also, the three of them just bicker half the time. Mu Qing and Feng Xin just kept yelling that this random nepo-baby Xie Lian picked up was so sus and trying to prove it to him while Xie Lian sits there and tells them to go for it while he snickers internally, knowing the identity of every single disguised person in the room.

These three legit had an argument about whether or not this “San Lang” could drink water. That’s just so fucking funny to me.

Honorable mentions in this arc is Feng Xin getting the shit beat out of him by Windmaster because he somehow was unaware that they swapped gendered forms (which btw, how the fuck did he not know this)?! Also, He Xuan and Hua Cheng just seeing each other in disguises because I wish I got their internal monologues for that.

Tldr: Banyue arc isn’t the best arc in the series, but it still stands as a fairly comedic regardless.

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heavy erha spoilers, as usual!

(my tg channel decided that goutou is a girl, and who am I to argue)

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occasional posts from users

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Talk about some dedication.

"Doot doot"

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

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Liu Qingge is so cute. He’s content and has such an unshakable worldview, and then SQQ forces him to question one (1) thing and it ruins his life.

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talking at cross purposes