even bob the builder can't fix him
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why do men have tits? what are you going to do with those sir? smother me?
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the men I think about during the day 馃ズ馃ぉ鉂わ笍馃槝 vs the men I think about at night 馃槇馃拃馃槼馃槑
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when the imaginary scenarios are getting a little too graphic so you have to tone them down cause you're in a public space
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the exhaustion of a mental breakdown is unmatched
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sometime i feel the need to bite my phone in half because the music hits just right
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tell me what i need to do to get someone to make out with me
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me when it's time for an everything shower
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having a man sit on the back of my motorcycle and put his arms around my waist while we drive around at night would solve majority of my problems
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you're not my best friend if you don't immediately tell me every detail of the gossip someone just told you
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the feminine urge to break down crying at any minor inconvenience
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my pinterest feed decides my day. good pics? good day. bad pics? my life is in shambles, the world is burning around me and i can do nothing about it
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not everyone is in a position to give their man organic dick, please be respectful of other people's circumstances <3
the violent urge to peg a man
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i want people to question their sexuality when they see me
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having a crush on someone during the summer just hits different
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