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peter parker in the 2002 movie is fuckin…. incredible. he gets bitten by a fuckin jacked red blue spider and he doesnt say “hey someone should take me to the hospital mayhaps?” he just goes home. then the bite swells to the size of a fuckin jawbreaker but he’s like “nah i just need a nap.” then he wakes up the next day and discovers that he DOESN’T NEED HIS GLASSES ANYMORE and he has a fuckin six pack. does he flip his entire Fuck? no. he says, “cool.” iconic.

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Important question: are legendary pokemon the equivalent of cryptids in the pokemon universe

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When the hero and the villain have to team up to defeat an even bigger, more threatening villain 

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i wanna thénk my määäāāam,,, and my daaæd

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When SpongeBob turns 20 he will turn into a real boy and you will all have to watch Human Bob and enjoy it. He turned 18 today, so you have 2 more years to sort out your feelings.

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commission for @deathtopi4!!! thank you again!!  \(^ヮ^)/

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art tips post

for all the artists following me

draw fast. it’ll look messy for a long time but you’ll improve faster than if you spend 4 hours on every drawing

if you draw in pencil and have a habit of erasing all of your mistakes, try drawing in pen or marker. i know it’s scary but it’ll help in the long run (i’m speaking from experience)

try different methods and mediums but don’t worry about mastering any of them, just have fun

if you’re not rich, buy art supplies from the dollar store, not the art store (seriously. i go through a sketchbook about once a month and i’d rather spend $4 on one than $15)

there’s no wrong way to learn. you can copy other people’s art if you want to, just don’t post it

DO NOT worry about having a consistent style. do not. just draw however you want

if you want to make original characters then do it. don’t worry about if they’re original, or a good design, or if they have an accompanying story. make sonic ocs. do it. it’s fun and it’s not hurting anyone

try not to kill your back. stand up and stretch once in a while

make a folder and save all of your favorite arts for inspiration 

draw from life. draw your dog. draw your teachers. draw your desk. draw your own hands (seriously that’s the best way to get better at drawing hands)

in general, drawing from life or a photo is better than drawing from a diagram

draw whatever you want. draw youtubers if you like youtubers. draw undertale if you like undertale. when i was a kid i drew nothing but shadow the hedgehog and horses. everyone deserves to draw what they want without being mocked, and if people start making fun of you, block them and keep drawing

don’t expect to get any notes at first. don’t let it discourage you. if you want validation go show your art to your mom or your friends or your teacher or your grandma

take breaks, but don’t give up.

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aesthetic for Izuku Midoriya!

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every cake boss episode ever

customer: we wanted a nice cake for my sisters baby shower :)

buddy: SO WE’S MAKIN A CAKE FOR THIS BABY SHOWER AND IM THINKIN WE MAKE A REALISTIC BABY OUT OF RICE KRISPIE TREAT AND FONDANT AND WE’RE GONNA SET UP A MECHANIC SO IT GUSHES BLOOD AND SCREECHES WHEN YOU CUT INTO IT. IT’LL BE PERFECT HER SISTER WILL LOVE IT.

buddys sisters: -knocking shit over and bugging everyone- BUUUUDYYYY WE’S ITALIAAAAAAN WE’RE YO FAMILYYYYY

random employee #9: hey be careful bringing it down the stairs.

-dramatic music plays as they zoom into the employees struggling to carry this huge ass cake-

buddy: SO WE’S MAKE IT TO THE PARTY IN ONE PIECE AND BOY WAS HER SISTER EXCITED

-zooms into random party goers looking vaguely amused as the cake gushes and screeches-

sister: it’s great. :)

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lol at how gay people think they’re oppressed…..walk a mile in a minecraft youtuber’s shoes and tell me how you feel then 🙄😑

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[me internally while someones talkin to me] wow they Really Think i kno wats goin on rn…

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everyone is embarrassed of their fourteen year old self trust me if you’re fourteen right now you will regret whatever it is that you are doing at this moment

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This might come as a shock but I’m Not Feelin too good my dudes

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someone: god theres so much kin drama at my school it sucks

me: theres what now

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when u draw and it turns out shitty