"Splittsville" (album by teddy hyde) is so fucking CRIMINALLY underrated like people will listen to sex with a ghost and then just. Not discover this gem. fucking. aughhhh these songs bro.
A new song featuring Off the Hook & Fire & Ice, "Suffer No Fools" drops as Splatfest battle music! When Frye heard Off the Hook was having their 1st Splatsville concert, she got mad! Ignoring the starstruck Big Man, Frye & Shiver went to Off the Hook's green room for some words!
This off-the-cuff battle came about when Frye demanded to know, "You think you can play OUR town without going through us?!" Pearl retorted with, "If you got something to say, say it on stage!" No Splatoon 3 Expansion Pass necessary for this taste of Off the Hook!
Something about the Markiplier cinematic universe I think needs to be talked about is the fact that literally 80% of the reason it's so compelling is because it doesn't take itself seriously at all. It's just a story that's an absurdly chaotic mess, and I mean that positively.
Who Killed Markplier is a tragedy at its core, a very well done example of, even if you try to do all the right things, sometimes you still fail, and there's no way to fix what's already been said and done.
'DAMIEN' has hauntingly beautiful scenery, it's an outsiders perspective of an altercation between two unreliable narrators that gives little context to its premise, immersing us in our place as a bystander.
All that being said, it's juxtaposed by;
-The man cast ending up in space with zero explanation.
-Two men getting into a fistfight in a movie theater parking lot in borad daylight in a violently slapstick manner.
-William telling the group he once got sucked into jumanji and nobody even questioning it.
-The viewers very existence being used to play up a series of visual gags with absolutely no context, (Pocket Sand, for example.)
-Darks tendency to pull a 'draw me like one of your French girls' while speaking to us in fucking riddles
-The stunt dummy being kept in after the editing phase
-Literally 90% of the shit Actor does despite being a revenge fueled monster, he wears crocs everywhere like c'mon
-HeeHoo
Honestly I think it's great because it allows you to play with the worldbulding extensively as there's debatably no concrete facts one way or another. I'm writing at the moment and using it to my advantage and will probably post more about that soon.
He did a blood sacrifice with his own blood for no known reason. If that isn't edgy I don't know what is.
Vintage:
honestly his entire team is edgy as hell but vintage in particular. he is so edgy its hilarious and i love him. his whole gimmick is based on the X rank in splatoon which is the highest rank you can get and he made a team with the other top players and called their team the x-blood and every one of their special techniques has something to do with the letter x and vintage is always super dramatic about it and gets really mad when you even MILDLY disrespect the x. i love him so very much
The Splatfest results are in and your weekend winner is Team Friday, with a 24p win! Thanks to everyone who participated, and don't forget to grab your Super Sea Snails!