m0derndog - Tumblr blog

[m0derndog]

Need someone to use a toy on me and make eye contact with me and talk me through my orgasm and tell me I did good afterwards

[m0derndog]

tryna >:3 my way into getting other trans dudes to dominate me

[m0derndog]

transsexuals and dogs are too good for us.. seeing them outside is like seeing angels descend to grace us with their presence

[m0derndog]

parents be like "my daughter is fine" like??? First of all, misgender him again and I'll beat you with a crowbar. Secondly, your son barked like a dog when grinding on my boot last night and his smile got wider and wider each time I slapped him.

[m0derndog]

i too will bite the hand that feeds me maybe even kiss it n lick it n suck on it a lil idk

[m0derndog]

*old southern cowboy drawl* listen, pardner. this bed IS big enough for the both of us so come cuddle already

[m0derndog]

quote from this post by @sweatermuppet

click for quality

[m0derndog]

I want you to own me like a dog (sexual) but also keep me as your pet(romantic)

[m0derndog]

hm? oh no sorry i wasn’t listening at all. you said “atta boy” to praise me and i haven’t been able to think about anything else since

[m0derndog]

Man some boys will go stupid the moment your tone slightly shifts or you give them a knowing look for misbehaving.

It’s like their brains just shut off the moment some sort of disciplinary action is even hinted at. They go from a bratty tone to the most well behaved mutt awaiting masters next command.

Like poor little guy he doesn’t have a brain anymore! It’s just mush now, no thoughts in his silly little head.

(It’s me. I’m boys)

[m0derndog]

I’m so bored rn I need a violent delight with a violent end

[m0derndog]

chew toy femme 4 scratching post butch

[m0derndog]

[m0derndog]

Sorry for being a blood-obsessed freak. It will happen again.

[m0derndog]

[m0derndog]

Mark up your puppy pets with bite marks!!!

Make them never forget who their owner is, make them think of you every time they take their shirt off or look in a mirror!

[m0derndog]

simon yotsuya byouin gallery (2003)