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when will you be back from war, queen

heeeyyyyy lmao

hi uhm i assume yall have been wondering where tf i’ve been and uhm i can explain

i have had a very chaotic past…10 or so months. I had all four wisdom teeth removed, i had to have my gallbladder removed, i moved states, got a shit job where i damages my foot permanently, left that job and was unemployed for a very stressful month or so, got a partner, joining an idol group, catching covid (still dealing with the after effects), and much more. For the first time since September, I am in a stable, well off place, financially, mentally, physically, and whatnot. It is genuinely like a breath of fresh air.

I will not promise anything about uploads and consistency. Cause I finally can catch up on hobbies such a cosplay, art, and singing covers. And as much as I love to write, it’s a hobby that I sometimes struggle with. It’s difficult to always be in that perfect headspace and love everything I’m putting out. Cause if i don’t like it, i 4/5 times won’t post it at all. I’d like to get back to the requests and posts but I know who I am and I know how things go. So I just want to be honest and realistic with you all.

Until then, thank you all for you continued patience and support. I’m slowly making my way home from war.

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Hey I love your writing!

How about HCs of a female reader who's Majimas daughter and is dating someone from the Omi, like Ishioda?

Can be either SFW or NSFW

I’m just doing sfw cause of the storm of horny i’m still working my way through. Also side note : listening to Fever by Enhypen as I write this and Majima’a knife keeps getting thrown on beat at times 😭😭

Illegal. No. Not allowed. No amount of bribe money can make this okay

Majima is very weary and unhappy about this all. And trust me, he isn’t afraid to announce it

He tries to keep a lid on it if his daughter is genuinely cared and loved for however. But he can’t help the unhappy expression that adorns his features whenever he sees that Omi scum

Majima has, embarrassingly, sent a goon or two the guy’s way just to make his day a lil more difficult and to fuck with him some. Which he prays his daughter never finds out. He’d get his ass beat by her

If it’s Ishioda, Majima simply cannot approve. That man’s fuck all crazy

When the point that he and Reiji are essentially same thing, different flavors, he shuts the fuck up though. He can’t fight that logic

At that point, he doesn’t know how to feel by the fact that his kid has chosen someone so similar to him

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Wenomechoinesama

Tumajarbosaun

Wifelenloof

Asthelifturnbraun

thank you

anybody understand that? Translate and decoding does nothing.

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OMG I'm so sorry i sent a request not knowing ur askbox is closed Im SO SORRY

Hey hun! Mistakes happen, you are totally good!!! Don’t even worry about it my love

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had some art in mind but it turned out jank so yall will only get the good part of it

anyway happy birthday ye old man

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stay down

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Could you ever do some Joon-gi and a petite dominant girl?

I’ll do it for both boys!~ i did do them as sfw headcanons, hope that’s alright!!!💖

Yakuza 6 Han Joon gi

Simp

I’m kidding, but in all seriousness, Han has mad respect for a gal like that! A woman that knows what she wants and ain’t afraid to back down is hot!

Don’t think he won’t dote on her though. But it’s in a proud manner, and most often in private.

Han Joon gi would be lying if he said Japan was a feminist and equal rights, fair place. He knows ______ can hold her own. He knows it. But that doesn’t mean he’s blind to the struggles that she’d face in daily life (especially in a place like Kamurocho). So Han likes to praise her for being brave and holding her ground, especially on tough days. It’s much easier to shrink back and be complacent, letting a prejudice slide, but that’s not who ______ is. And it can be taxing. So praise and rewards are often given

A lil thing like her is totally his type! But god, when ______ opened her mouth. Fuck dude, Han Joon gi was head over heels in love with her. She’s got some spunk

Follows her around like a lost puppy whenever he can, claiming it was “coincidence” that they were in the same area Man’s whipped. Doesn’t 100% get personal space / boundaries. Shows up outta no where, keeps tabs on ______, and you could say he has a biiiittt of an obsession. But it’s for her “safety.”

Like A Dragon / Yeonsu Kim

It’s no secret that the man respects his superior, Seong Hui unnie and even Saeko!!! So another dominant female is no issue for him at all

Yeonsu definitely has a respect for her but also feels the need to protect her, but that can be a tricky boundary line. He doesn’t want her to feel like he’s belittling or undermining her ability or confidence. But he has the natural want to protect her since she’s little.

He really hopes that it comes across as chivalrous and loving rather than suffocating. Yeonsu’d feel absolutely horrible if he was being ignorant and ignoring _______’s boundaries.

Whenever he’s having a rough day, he thinks of his lovely _______ and how she’d handle things. It gives him the strength to keep pushing on until the work day is done. Then he seeks her out, excited to be free from work and just have his rock in his presence.

Unlike the other Han Joon gi, he’s very cautious and aware of the personal spaces. He gives _______ a lot of alone time and privacy. He would never take that from her. Yeonsu knows it can be a bit hard to believe, but he never uses any resources to keep tabs on her. If he needs her, he texts or calls. He trusts her, and he hope she trusts in him.

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me showing up the my graduation ceremony after that one professor said he didn’t know if i’d pass his class

ps, i did. I graduated just fine.

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Putting this here. MY ASKBOX/INBOX IS CLOSEDDDDDD!! I’m working on requests still. I am graduating in two/three weeks. So I am / have been very busy ;;

if you send a request, it will be deleted. You can resend it when the box opens.

I dont have it in me to respond to 6+ people submitting asks after the box has been closed for 2 monthes +, now (closed on Feb 9th).I’m sorry if this is coming off rude or mean. I am simply exhausted and don’t want to keep reiterating myself regarding info you can see at the top of my blog. Accidents happen though, I understand.

If you want advice or to chat or something though of course, my box is open 24/7 for that stuff!!!💖💖💖

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Hi, this is the Yakuza DILF Thirst Inc., calling to place several NSFW orders for Kashiwagi, Ishioda, and Sera. 😭🙏 And I will act a clown then send you the soul of my left big toe in gratitude if you could give me the deets on Kashiwagi's reaction to his bratty princess straight up walking into Survive and demanding to get railed on the bar. 🤡👏 Coming up on this blog and finding Kashiwagi thirst has ascended my soul for the new year, so thank you so fucking much. 🥺💖

|| Kashiwagi is a “act like a brat and you get nothing” kinda guy unfortunatelt ;;;;

“Not a hello? A how are you? Not even…a please, huh?”

Osamu sets down the glass, excusing himself from the customer seated before him. Who, by the way, was staring right at Kashiwagi’s partner, jaw slack.

Kashiwagi exited out from behind the bar counter, approaching with calculated steps. As ______ began to back up, pressing their back into the bar door, it was then they finally began to feel the weight of their actions. And they were ready for whatever would come their way - whether it be pain or pleasure.

Bending at the waist, only a foot step from his lover, Osamu came down to their height. The look in his eyes was horrifying. He put up with a lot of shit, but when he hit his limit…Osamu was scary.

He inhaled before his deep voice came out, barely above a whisper. “I’m feeling generous today, dear. So I will make you a deal. If, and only if, you behave until close, I shall consider your request this once. Understood?”

______ gave a short nod, shrinking back a bit.

“Good. You will go upstairs and stay there for the rest of the night until I come get you. You will not come down here. Let me reiterate, I will come get you when I am ready. You will not touch yourself. No toys, no hands, nothing. You will stay upstairs and behave; and so help me god, I will know if you disobey. Got it?”

Nod nod.

“Good. Now get upstairs, you brat. And I’ll consider it.”

Kashiwagi stepped back, watching as his lover took off up the stairs to the apartment. He may be frustrated but he still cracked a small smile at the sight. They could be such a handful, but he still adored them.

Looking back to the bar, Osamu returned to his station. He offered a gentle smile to the patron that sat at the bar, acting as if nothing happened. Returning to the glasses he’d been cleaning, Osamu allowed for his shoulders to relax. Now it was time to wait and see if that brat would shape up and behave like he instructed, or if they’d continue their shit.

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it’s a long weekend aka i can work on things

Hi. If it wasn’t obvious. School is ass. I’m graduating college in like. Three weeks. My thesis is due in two. I’m. Panicking.

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First of all, you make that good good Yakuza content 👌!!! This is an odd ask. Feel free to ignore and delete. I write Yakuza self-insert content (mainly for females) and recently just got told on my Daigo fic that why would I write a cis focused fic for a closeted gay character. What are your thoughts? Sorry for putting you on the spot like this 😔😔

Hi sweetpea! I’m sure that one was a bit of kick in the gut for you. And I’m sorry that happened.

You are allowed to write WHATEVER you want!!! Dojima, Daigo is a FICTIONAL CHARACTER. Daigo has no confirmed sexuality. A lot of people ship him with Mine, and that’s absolutely okay. But under no circumstances is it okay to put down someone just for writing something harmless that makes them happy.

I have Daugo x Fem!reader shit on this blog. I also have Daigo with a gender neutral reader and (soon to be, i’m just a slow writer) male reader. These characters are meant to be enjoyed regardless of some person’s headcanon on their sexuality/romantic orientation.

I see 0 issue with you just enjoying yourself and your writing. Please keep writing!!! Leave your @ below so I can read it too👀👀👀👀👀!!!! Please do not let that one comment/rando ruin something you enjoy or indulge in, sweetheart. That person was being rude. And I know it’s difficult to ignore that stuff but the best you can do is try to ignore it or block it. I’ve personally gotten some shit on my other blog, strawberryama, for some conflicting biases or opinions, so I’ve been there before myself and understand completely. It’s a shitty feeling and bad taste left in your mouth. It’s unfortunate but we gotta brush ourselves off and get back up on our feet, babes!

I’m sorry that happened to you, again. Please please please keep writing. I’m here if you ever need anything at all. And please comment your @ if you’re comfy with it!!! I’d love to read your work and I’m sure others here would too!!!!💖💖💖

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Yakuza 3 has a habit of making very serious scenes very funny…

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alright horny whores i’m closing the box cause i had over 30 and each time i sent one out, i’d get another and i just got it under 25-

mama needs a drink and a moment to breathe

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Can I please request Zhao with a female s/o that is a foreign?

Zhao initially started out teasing you about being lost (even if you weren’t) and being a foreigner, not knowing where you’re headed and that’s how you met!

he does occasionally tease you but if you’re honest about being kinda meh on the topic, he’ll drop it

other than that, Zhao likes to introduce you to any and all of his traditions, both Chinese and Japanese!

he may be a foreigner himself, but he has plenty to share with you, and is happy to show you his world, welcoming you with open arms!

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Helloooooo✨ may i please have some Ryuji Goda x foreign gf headcanons with extra fries on the side?😝😝 foreigners aren't "truly" accepted into Japanese society, but obvi Ryuji doesn't give a shit what they think and loves his girl anyway🔥

Thanks so much!! xx

aye yo, pull up to the second window

Ryuji already is an outcast as is, and he’s native to the country, so he can only imagine what it’s like to be seen as an outsider and be so far from home

he gives dirty looks to anyone staring or making backhanded comments, trying to not make a big scene about cause he knows that’s probably the last thing you’d want

ryuji is obviously ready to go to bet for you and fight for your honor, justtttt maybe he’ll do it when you’re not around, that way to not cause an even bigger to do about it all

in the end, ryuji loves you as you are, and no one should have to feel like the don’t belong, regardless of race, gender, nationality, etc.