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why bother caring about the environment when 1. It’s so obviously a lost cause and 2. There’s definitely going to be a nuclear war?

And what are you doing about it Anon? Learn about ecological restoration or get out of my way.

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It’s crazy to me that people read Sherlock Holmes’ obsession with Irene Adler as romantic when it is so clearly the same kind of obsession that gay men have for Lady Gaga

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VERONICA MARS | 1.18

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"Who Said That Football Isn't a Women's Game?" by Nikolai Yesalov (1954)

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I P address? baby it’s called the bathroom 😂

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I personally think the funniest part of The Terror is when the two most obviously queer characters have a brief disagreement over whether the captain is bisexual or just an alcoholic.

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really good thing about eartha kitt I wanna be evil is how easy it is to invent new verses. I wanna be evil. I wanna throw cats. I wanna be evil. I wanna wear hats

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Gussie Fink-Nottle would do fucking numbers on this site

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ho'oponopono

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there used to be this giant book that was shipped to everybodies home whiched doxxed everybody in the city

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another fucking boeing

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i don't know how to explain but christy turlington and edward burns being married to each other makes so much sense

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Quick what are you doing RIGHT now (besides scrolling Tumblr)

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SAW BEAR MCCREARY LIVE AND THE HURDY GURDY SOUNDED EVEN BETTER IN PERSON 😭

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happy pride month my friends <3

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it's kind of sad that we don't really do custom ringtones anymore. most people just stick with the default list that comes with your phone, if they change it at all. if they're even aware they can change it at all. like yeah, people letting their phones ring in public is obnoxious, but wouldn't it be a little less obnoxious if it was something funny? or personal? people used to change the text tone of every contact so every time they got a text they knew who it was just from the sound. isn't that sweet? isn't that nice? don't you miss it? don't you want to scream when you hear that stupid apple pa-Ting!??? we could have a chorus of awoogas and clips of people's favorite songs and recordings saying '(blank) IS CALLING, WARNING, (blank) IS CALLING' and all things considered i would prefer that over pa-Ting!, pa-Ting!, pa-Ting!, whistle whistle, pa-Ting!

anyway im going to change my ringtone to the oldschool skype call sound and nobody will ever hear it because my phone is always on silent but i'll know. i'll know