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if you’re someone who has to wear glasses every day that makes them basically the most important item you own which means you really gotta show those fuckers who’s boss just toss them everywhere and knock them off things and roll over them in bed at least twice a week

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having a very public breakdown on tumblr is actually quite noble and should be respected

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Been there, done that, have the t-shirt.

Sneezed a little too hard making breakfast this morning and threw my back out. This is your daily reminder to take care of yourself when you are young. I'm going back to bed.

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pidoves have lil hearts on their chests cause they're so full of love

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Happy Pride I guess.

An odd way to celebrate I must admit but at least we are.

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you know what? totally real of you, old man. i relate.

It seems we are all in dire need for a trip to the gay bar.

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I just want to get dicked down again.

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Happy pride.

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hello sir! you WHAT

I will own my mistakes. I said what I said.

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Excuse me what the fuck does that mean

Accident.

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TMI homeboy

That was meant to stay in the drafts.

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//NOT SENIOR DOGS SANCTUARY TUMBLR ACCIDENTAL HORNY POSTINGGGGGGGG </3

// I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE REALLY FUNNY 😭😭😭

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I just want to get dicked down again.

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I miss him.

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i don’t know. i’m barely a person. i just want to be kind and hold someone’s hand. eat an ice cream cone. stare at the lake. feel the sun on my skin. lay in the grass. run through a sprinkler. it’s so easy to forget life is supposed to feel like a deep breath and not a gasp

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I cannot help but agree with you. I do not like its intentions.

Pokemon scientists explain how this dude is normal enough to be classified as a pure normal-type