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nadia:

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I wouldn’t think you are, but even if you were… you go, girl! I always wonder what alternate universe me is doing. Maybe she went to college or like, fucking lives under a bridge. Gram always says it’s where our deja vu comes from. When we feel like we’ve done something, it’s because we have just somewhere not in this universe and it’s almost like our spidey senses start going.

Ha, thank you! I’m sure whatever your variant is doing, she’s living her best life. Let me just say your gram is very wise. I never thought of deja vu like that, but I like it. I can’t remember where I heard this, but someone talked about dreams being a way for you to see your variant’s life, looking into their world for a moment. 

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nick:

It’s funny you say that, because it sounds like you may actually the best person to ask. You get it, you know what’s up. It is! I don’t understand why they haven’t tried to sell it or something, or tried to sell the recipes. Then again, I’m really glad they haven’t. I don’t either. Sometimes I think I want to know, but then I think I don’t. I wouldn’t know what to do with that kind of power. How goes it, Max? How is work going?

Do I have the entire Mom & Pop’s menu memorized? Maybe. You would think they would try to bank off that, right. However maybe some things are better left as a secret, huh. We’ll let them kept that magic to themselves, it’s in good hands. It goes well, decided to spontaneously rearrange my bedroom at 12am. I was feeling a change. As for work, it goes good. I scheduled someone for a tattoo of an M&M, however, the face - it’s of Eminem the rapper. 

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Do you just ever sit and wonder if there is an alternate version of us in another universe doing something completely different at this moment in time? Like, they could be an athlete or president of some country, and your life is just completely different?

I swear, I’m not inebriated or stoned. My mind wanders sometimes, please tell me I’m not the only one. Does this even make any sense?

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blaine:

Hi there,

I’m new to town and a wondering if anyone knows of any youth programs (LGBT or not), soup kitchens, senior centers, etc. looking for volunteers? Just looking for a way to contribute to and get to know the community. I’m Blaine.

Hi yourself. I’m Maxine, but I usually just go by Max. It’s nice to meet you. If it hasn’t already been suggested, I’d hit up the Community College or the Public Library. I’m sure they’ve got something open for volunteers. 

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santana:

This kid approached me on the beach asking if I could help him record his first single. I don’t usually accept solicitations from randos, but I was feeling nice today. He played me his demo and it was absolute trash. Where are all of the talented people in this town? I’m guessing nonexistent. 

Just by learning of this, my best guess is he must be a SoundCloud rapper. If he’s not, then that’s a shocker. 

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nick:

I definitely feel like I should know this answer, but what I’m about to ask is so truly rare for me I’ve never really had to think about it- anyone have any suggestions for the best place to get coffee after 10:00 PM? Other than Mom&Pop’s, I mean. Not that they aren’t stellar, but…If I go in there, I’ll leave $20 lighter and having eaten wayyyyyyyy too much apple pie for a Wednesday night. Let a guy know if you’ve got the deets!

Oh, I’m not the right person for this question ‘cause I do hit up Mom & Pop’s for literally everything. I can’t blame you though, their apple pie is like made with magic. I don’t know how they make it so delicious. 

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dave:

I just learned that it is actually ‘Duct Tape’, my entire life has been a lie.

Wait. You’re joking right? It’s not called ‘Duck Tape’?

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INTRODUCING MAXINE ‘MAX’ HUMMEL. 🧡 

BASICS:

Full Name: maxine violet hummel

Nicknames: max, maxie or maximilian (nick-named by her father)

Age: 27

Date of Birth: september 23rd, 1994

Hometown: hathaway, north carolina

Current Location: hathaway, north carolina

Gender: cisfemale

Pronouns: she/her

Sexual Orientation: bisexual

Religion: humanism

Occupation: receptionist at all american tattoo & piercing

Education: hathaway community college

Living Arrangements: lives with a roommate

Language(s) Spoken: english & spanish

Aesthetics: the smell of cookies fresh out the oven, flannels, the sound of a guitar strumming

PHYSICAL APPEARANCE:

Faceclaim: zoey deutch

Height: 5′ 4″

Eye Color: brown

Hair Color: brown

Piercings: earlobes, nose ring

Tattoos: a small butterfly on her right hipbone, a group of bats (stranger things inspired tattoo) on her right forearm, a saying on her ribcage that says, “not all those who wander are lost”, and a bride of frankenstein inspired tattoo on her left forearm

Fashion Style: depends on the mood she’s in. she can go from very tomboyish to full blown stevie nicks, 70s vibes, owns a lot of black clothing

FAMILY:

Mother: elizabeth hummel, deceased

Father: burt hummel

Siblings: kurt hummel

Pets:  waffles, bulldog

PERSONALITY:

Sun Sign: libra

Moon Sign: capricorn

Rising Sign: virgo

Label: the facade

Goals/Desires: travel around the world, visit greece and have a summer fling with three men who one of whom may potentially be her future baby daddy

Fears: not being good enough, failing

Likes: breakfast food, the moon, bottomless mimosas, the color red, horror movies (still won’t watch IT, clowns are a BIG NOPE), the sound of rain, vinyl records, fashion, spending too much money on stuff she doesn’t need but has convinced herself she needs it

Dislikes: people chewing with their mouth open, the word “moist,” birthdays (except her own), onions, people who don’t wash their face, when people say “everything happens for a reason,” bras that hook in the front, the heat, funerals

Positive Traits: independent, creative, confident, realistic

Negative Traits: petty, impatient, stubborn, critical

Habits: hums when she cooks, when she’s lying her nose flares, plays with her rings when she’s feeling anxious

Hobbies/Skills: yoga, playing instruments, mixology

FAVORITES:

Film: scream, thor: ragnarok

Book: pride and prejudice by jane austen

Song: running up that hill by kate bush

TV Show: stranger things

Food: breakfast food, especially waffles

Drink: white russian

Color: red

Weather: fall

HEADCANONS:

Maxine Hummel’s life depended on music, whether it was playing, singing or composing. From a young age, she made it crystal clear that music was her passion. Her first steps were urged on by the rhythm she heard from the radio. As far as she could remember; there was never a moment when she wasn’t listening to something one way or another. The brunette drove the Hummel household crazy with her constant beating on pots and pans – making a beat out of anything she could get her tiny hands-on, finding rhythms, and putting on shows for whoever would stop and listen. Every time someone brought out a camera, Max hammed it up so hard she nearly gave herself whiplash. It was apparent that Max had a knack for making music; which suited her as she always wondered what went on behind the scenes and how a song was created.

Her first instrument was the piano, and she started taking lessons when she was five. To Burt and Elizabeth Hummel – they figured, why stop there? They proceeded to hire tutors to teach her how to play the violin, the drums, the guitar – nearly every instrument imaginable. When it came to music, Max was a fast learner, although she would easily get frustrated at times, her tutors had always described her as ‘brilliant,’ with one of them dubbing her as a ‘little prodigy in the making.

When high school and college came around, she signed up for as many music courses as she could. In her eyes, she figured if she learned other instruments – it would suit her best, to keep her diverse. Thus, she started learning a bit of everything she hadn’t already learned. Messing around with software, Max didn’t know what she was doing, but it was something she was never getting bored of – creating different tunes and sounds.

For her 25th birthday, her dad got her the most precious items she’d ever own in her life; a Gibson Custom True Historic 1959 Les Paul, a synthesizer, and a professional pad controller. They are her loves, and most importantly, her pride and joys. Any opportunity Max had to break out her guitar or create beats were ones she was more than likely to take.

Loves dad jokes and will probably make a pun out of anything when the opportunity arises.

She’s got an obsession with horror movies. Although the movie “IT” scared her as a kid, thus creating her fear of clowns. To this day, she still hasn’t seen the movies.

Max’s a pack rat and will hold on to anything that was once important to her.

If you’re a fan of gluten, watching bad TV shows or anything involving breakfast food, she’d love to be friends.

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SCREAM (1996) dir. Wes Craven

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Lol it's me

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SADIE SINK STRANGER THINGS (2016 –) FEAR STREET 1978 (2021)

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a moodboard

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Joji – SLOW DANCING IN THE DARK (Slowed)

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I’ll give you something so real.