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You're Michelangelo Buonarroti, aren't you? You're much more handsome than I thought...

When Michelangelo heard that comment, he turned around to see who on earth it was. He furrowed his brows at the sight of the young man in his workshop. The sculptor was naturally suspicious of such compliments. He never saw himself as a attractive and broken noses weren't a positive feature. Michelangelo wondered what this one wanted."And you are?" He raised an eyebrow.

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GET AWAY FROM ME

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I'm sorry to bother you amico, but I need your wisdom to settle an argument. Would you not agree that Leonardo da Vinci is quite 'petite' for a man?

Leonardo da Vinci is an ogre. He's a tall and horrible man.

[ He is about 6"4 in height, I believe. ]

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Fra Savonarola has preached of your damnation. I will not let you take me.

I ship you with michelangelo

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"Oh. I would like that."

Pro: I just want to immortalize your body as a sculpture. That's all. Con: You have someone else and that would be wrong.

"Michelangelo, if you needed a model, just say the word."

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Leonardo, you are a shameless sex monger.

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This man is obviously not aware of what being a Vicar of Christ means Catholic or not.

You looked more troubled than usual.

I…have had a lot of things on my mind as of late.

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And the man... did he live?

You looked more troubled than usual.

I…have had a lot of things on my mind as of late.

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... *MICHELANGELO FURROWED HIS BROWS AT THAT* *He was distressed by the thought*

You looked more troubled than usual.

I…have had a lot of things on my mind as of late.

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Go on. *he gestured his hand*

You looked more troubled than usual.

I…have had a lot of things on my mind as of late.

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A lot of things?

You looked more troubled than usual.

I…have had a lot of things on my mind as of late.

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*Michelangelo's eyes widened when the pope emphasized the word sum* I am at your service, Holy Father.

/Rodrigo could not help but laugh at that and urged the artist to stand/

And I have spent enough time with them to know how boring and troublesome they can be. Come, Michelangelo, we have much to discuss.

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*He stands up to walk with the man* Would the holy father be interested in commissioning me?

/Rodrigo could not help but laugh at that and urged the artist to stand/

And I have spent enough time with them to know how boring and troublesome they can be. Come, Michelangelo, we have much to discuss.

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*kisses his ring but could not help but frown at the thought of those cardinals* I will not lie, your holiness, that your cardinals are far from being my preferred clients.

The pope has followed me…

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Holy Father. *He kneels on one knee*

The pope has followed me…

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The pope has followed me...

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mad-michael and humansubtlety making cool and fun El Dorado parallels with Leonardo da Vinci and Michelangelo. also I will tag ilufficiale because lmfao

Leonardo: Michelangelo? Did you ever imagine it would end like this?

Michelangelo: [sigh] Well… you’re a surprise.

Leonardo: Any…regrets?

Michelangelo: Besides being here with you? [Leonardo scoffs] …Yes. I never did…draw enough…women.

Leonardo: My regret, besides dying with you, is…our work is over before we could truly begin and no one will even remember us.

Michelangelo: Well… If it’s any consolation, Leonardo, you made our, uh, “friendship”…one to remember.

Leonardo: And if it’s any consolation, Michel, Teodor is… somewhat a woman. [sobs]