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8:/

Gordon Ramsey fursona reveal!

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sorry your boyfriend was just so sweet and bruised and mushy we made him into a bananas bread

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I knew outsourcing all of our banana factories would come back to bite us in the potassium.

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I am seeing an ungodly amount of banana themed posts on my dash today what the fuck is going on. Am I getting fucking babana blasted or sometnung

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ladies and gents may i present you with my favorite photo of Ella Fitzgerald ft. that guy

homie was down bad, and can we blame him?

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just bought the flaming raging poisoning sword of doom at Claire’s

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it’s actually a true fact that if you sell your soul to Scaryguywhotricksyouintocollectingmoresoulsforhim you get loads of discounts at your local Largesupermaketchain! It’s super cool and awesome and I think everyone should try it because really it changed my life forever :) :3 :]

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it’s pride month! Everyone make!! potions!!!!

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ngl visual interpretations of zaphod beeblebrox's outfits will always be the same thing to me as visual interpretations of cosmic horror stuff.

like, its super super interesting to me because i think ultimately it reveals more about the artist or designer in any interpretation because both things are incomprehensible in their scope so personal world interpretation and influences are out into play in substitution.

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When you are unemployed, mysterious voices will tell you to "become a youtuber" but you must remind yourself that it's probably the amulet talking. The amulet you found last week, near the park. It has given you good advice so far, but there is always a line that you shouldn't cross.

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Last thing I’m gonna say on the matter is that as the societal policing of fat bodies intensifies both on tumblr and otherwise and as ozempic usage and diet culture continues to wipe away the performative faux body positivity companies previously exhibited when pretending to support ‘plus size’ people was still trendy, it is now more important than ever for leftists to give a shit about fat liberation. The diet industry wants to sell us starvation on a silver platter as if bodily conformity alone can nourish us. You can’t topple capitalism without toppling the diet industry and the fatphobia it’s shilled to us in the process. :)

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do you hate the French as much as I do?

Woah mama I don't hate anyone except wizards

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Idgaf if you don't want to write essays for school. I don't care if you don't want to write corporate emails yourself. I don't care if you can't draw well, I don't care if you can't write well, I don't care if you just really really want to talk to your favorite fictional character but don't want to RP with a real person because you have social anxiety or whatever

If you're still regularly using generative ai, chatgpt or midjourney or character.ai or literally whatever the fuck, im personally blaming you when my utility prices start going up.