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My parents don't remember but my brother swears it was 'bee'. Ironic, ain't it?

@astronomical-bagel @spookedbees @incorrect-dnd-classes @purpleboytournament @imacanofsprite @i-am-a-fish @beeple @beebeedibapbeediboop @beesandbombs

I’m starting a tag game

Reblog this, say what your first word(s) was if you know it, and tag some moots

For me, my first word was “Buh-bye!”

@g00s3zzz @iri-desky @alectohowl @unstableunicornsofasgard @ohlookitsakiralupin @duck-mann @fullsaw @homocidalpotat @little-sharky-pup-boy @bowietheshark + anyone else!!

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With the ides of march fast approaching we must be prepared

Please reblog to make sure everyone is equipped!

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Ah shit I've been caught

Stop scrolling!! Dr. Chase is asking you an important medical question

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B

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Reblog this to place a small flower in the hair of prev, and that you're very proud of them

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Hello there motherfuckers and those who prefer not to! This is your reminder that people can be part of MULTIPLE minorities. So that old bitch who told you that you can't be queer cuz you're a girl, or cuz you're a person of color, or cuz you're disabled, she is wrong. She is completely and utterly wrong. You could be all of those things and still be valid. Punch that old bitch, for your dignity. Cuz you're just slay like that.

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This is you're daily dose of misinformation. You were wrong. Now is the time to spite god. Raise you're hand to the heavens and say "Fuck you God you killed my firstborn!" and watch the bystanders get their daily dose of misinformation.

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Reblog to hug prev poster (they need a hug)

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I'm asking about the toothpaste poem

Do you know that feeling?

The one that vibrates through your soul

That makes you shake when you feel it in whole

That feeling resting in your gut 

That rises when you hope, or dream or love?

That feeling which you describe as giddy

Or hopeful, but you know it isn't really 

Because it breaches the surface when you write

Or stare by yourself, up at the sky

You get that feeling when you talk

And you feel as though you're out of practice 

But you get it still when you stay small

It feels like no one's there to listen.

Do you know this feeling now?

Do you wish it would go away?

Or at least leave your happy times alone

Be content arising only on bad days?

Because you know that's why you don't get stage fright

You were shaking with that feeling already

And you know that when you're feeling alright

It shouldn't still be feeling heavy

You know this feeling, it feels fine

It's with you in the good, the bad, the lies

It wipes the tears up off your cheeks

Telling you to go to sleep

Because if you don't, well, people will know

That your energy was just for show

You tell yourself this feeling helps

Even when this feeling gives you hell

You tell yourself you like it here

You want to keep this feeling near 

This feeling whispers in my ear

I know this feeling

It's fear

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AH SHIT. That's a big bee. I really do wanna see the bee. Like daily. That's my lock screen now.

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I got tagged!

I tag @lemonlinelights @imacanofsprite @professionalworrier17 @beebeedibapbeediboop @beeple and @purpledissociation

Picrew game bc I want to

Mine :33333

Tagging: @kitkatlover015 @multifan-idk @cmchill @donutsalami @donaviolet @thebookshelflord @abyss-is-lame @feitan-cl @retic-pithon @round-hatches-are-terrifying @purplishbluefrog @teaktty @indigoooskies @ludo-ree @d1sc0rd1a @yesilovepistolshrimpsthatmuch @janru-writer @collaredbottom @the-worm-machine @thecrazyalchemist @wiingdings @sketchy-potato @aro-wyrm @coolishfoolishness @friendlyramblings @charliecow @theylovewinnie @demonicallyslaying @amethyst-aster @midnight-train-of-thought @nessspooks @x-hotrose-x @caliginouss @jaycethetherian @idontneedtherapyihavefanart @nicos-nonsesne @whitecap-bay @edgy-as-a-satsuma @kaki-simhell @mapleleafrag33 @you-need-not-apply @thegreatgeodo @accidentallystraight @insert-clever-username-1133 @stuck-in-a-forest

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I have two straight friends who are dating and whenever I see them being all couple-y I start saying all the things people say to gay people like "that's gross, just a phase, a trend, just for attention,etc." and they laugh

Keeping lives interesting with heterophobia since 2024

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underneath

@yellow-is-my-aesthetic @beebeedibapbeediboop @imacanofsprite @drphilsbeefstick

Lets create a story.

I'll say two words. Then everyone who comes across this post will add ONLY one word to continue the story. The only rules are that it should be only one word you add and that even if you were tagged you must check the reblogs to see the last version to respond to

Pretty sure this is gonna go to hell after like five people but oh well

@aella-posts @mairon-goth-minion @percyweasleyapologist @yesiamprocrastinating @residentdisaster @i-just-need-a-book-please @clodyghost

My contribution:

The racoon...

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Okay so I'm giving y'all's some advice. If anyone is ever being a bitch to you, instead of telling them to stop, be really nice like "thank you so much, that's so nice of you to point that out for me you're so helpful" or just low-key flirt with them like "omg no one's ever said that to me before, do you like, like me?" Just make sure they think you're not offended and then start being super passive aggressive nice and watch them crumble in confusion and insecurity as they have nothing left to use to tape their ego together

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Born to read my own story, forced to write it first.

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YALLS IM A MOTHER FUCKING MERMAID

so 'mer' means part and 'maid' means woman so the word mermaid means part woman

I got some good news for all the demigirls and paragirls out there

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Do yalls ever joke about eating your cat but then instead of eating a cat you eat chicken as a substitute?