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mermaid in love with the local fisherman

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It’s practically 2014 and you guys still don’t know how to google if an article is real or not before giving it 100,000 notes

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The crowd can boo all they want, but if the movie (not the season) "Never Stop Blowing Up" was filmed in modern day, Jack Manhatten would be played by Jensen Ackles. I'm sorry! I don't like it either, but it's the truth.

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Brennan: Hey, this is what it's like having your wife be cooler than you.

Izzy:

😠🤔🤭

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One evening, in the sky, a message appeared: “In 24 hours, a billionaire will die.” Everyone everywhere on Earth could see it, in every language. Nobody could explain it. The next day, one of the richest men passed away. “In 24 hours, 2 billionaires…”

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i think the best genre of image is "creatures trapped in starbucks cups with receipts reading [cup of water (no water, no ice, creature)]"

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i ate nothing but food for 200 days

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some of you do Not seem like youre on the fun blogging website to Have Fun Blogging

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Sophie but she’s Desi ♡

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ping pong ball thing never would have happened if cathilda was home. another brennan crime by omission this season

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Anyway.

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the vibe of the week this week is brought to you by british kristen applebees - rip k2 gone but not forgotten 🕊️

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the story of kfc fucks me up man. the colonel founded this gas station that expanded to restaurant, the chicken at the restaurant gets popular, makes KFC, it gets big and he sells it to a corporation for a lot of money. realizes he got sorta scammed out of the true worth of kfc so tries to get more money and they refuse and the courts side against him. then he starts a new chicken restaurant claiming the corporate people were not making chicken to his standards and kfc sued him because kfc owned the colonel's likeness and the courts agreed. a corporation owned this man's name and appearance. he wasnt allowed to use either, thus legally erasing his reputation making it harder for him to get taken seriously in any food venture. the man, to the day he died, was going into kfc's and throwing fits because the food had fallen into such bad shape he hated it was associated with him. and it's like, whether he's a bad man or a good man or whatever, a corporation owned his identity, stopped him from using his reputation and identity in other businesses, and refused to acknowledge his outrage that they changed his recipes and still attributed it to him. this is literally the obnoxious plot of a jay and silent bob movie, but it was this dude's real life. what the fuck.

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watching atla for the first time

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[DAZED FROM BLOOD LOSS] hey not to kill the vibe completely but i think i am in love with you

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Keep my name out of your mouth! [3/4]