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REBLOG IF YOU HAVE STRETCHMARKS

This way people can see they’re not alone. I have them and this would help me see that.

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btw i think if you tried to explain politics to Winnie the Pooh he wouldn't really get it & then if you went on explaining he'd be like 'why can't we all just be nice to each other' and you'd be like you got me there Pooh. I just don't know. :(

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Day 1 of Big Finish audios: hey sick, the Ninth Doctor is back! These stories are so funny and sweet, and really moving in places!

Day 27 of Big Finish audios: they were great. What next? The Eighth Doctor seems super popular and I just rewatched the movie, so I guess I'll-

Day 30 of Big Finish audios: chRiStMAs woULdnT bE ChrIStmAs WiTHouT YoUr plUM PUdDInG

Day ???: anti-time is infecting our universe, the Doctor is trapped inside the TARDIS to keep him from committing cosmic genocide, space vampires thought his companion was Rassilon but now she's an animatronic rabbit,

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This feels like snooring onomatopoeia

I’m having a spirited debate and need a larger sample size

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My sister made me an LGM

His foot says "Xandy"

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My sister saw a book I bought and haven't read yet. She picked it up and a couple minutes later I looked over and one page in she was crying her eyes out

I'm just like "how do I offer empathy in this situation?"

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anyone else a great unstable mass of blood and foam

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if you were debating whether or not to send me $100 go ahead this is your sign that it is okay to do that.

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... this poll really doesn't work when Nobody is an actual Doctor Who character

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Sometimes at work you repair people’s microwaves. Sometimes you become the god of an ancient people. And you don’t even get hazard pay because there’s no such thing as pay. You’re there because you like repairing the microwaves.

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ok idk if people on here are talking abt this idk if I’ve seen it but one of the funniest/most awkward things about the immediate aftermath of the queen’s death was audiences that night going to see musicals on the west end, specifically Wicked. apparently before the show some official came out and called for a minute or two of silence in honor of the queen. makes sense. silence concludes, lights come down, show begins. the overture begins very loudly with dramatic and fast-moving music, moves to a slower section, and at around the minute mark, becomes a very brassy, loud, cantankerous kind of aggressive melody. and then, after a minute of silence and a minute of overture, the audience is greeted with the first words of this musical, the words that have started the musical every night since 2003, now being sung loud and proud in london on September 8th, 2022:

“Good news! She’s dead!”

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I had a dream a week or two ago that Quinton Reviews doxxed me for some reason

I've seen multiple points today where people tagged him on here and each time I had a brief "dang did he actually doxx me?" panic

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I did expect this poll to start repeating options

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clocking in for another day at the i dont wanna factory

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I bought a dr six t shirt and when I got it i thought "I should show Xander my new dr six shirt" so here you are

I am super jealous of you. That's an awesome shirt!

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If someone reached out to me and said "Hey, I watched a Star Trek" I'd be so happy they thought of me. But I simply cannot imagine me reaching out to someone in a similar fashion would be anything other than bothersome.

Connecting things to people you don't really interact with anymore is ridiculous

Like "yeah, I watched a movie with that actor you like. It was really good. It made me think of you, but I don't really have anything meaningful to say to you. I hope you're doing well, but I feel like it'd be weird if I actually told you this."

Being a human comes with endless nonsense