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Frodo was literally taking 100+ points of psychic damage from the ring every day the closer they got to Mordor and yet he KEPT GOING just for people to call him weak. I don't care if Sam had to carry him toward the end or if he finally struggled with being corrupted by it once he was standing before the fires of Mount Doom, that Hobbit walked all the way from the Shire to Mordor with an evil ring that managed to corrupt other characters like Boromir and Sméagol without them ever even touching it. Frodo is badass.

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"I'll be back. I promise you. And everything will be alright."

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how it started // how it's going

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Name: Squeaky Hinge

Pronouns: he/her/he/her

Likes: Squeaking

Dislikes: WD-40

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functional addict

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functional addict

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they need to bring back homophobic yaoi

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House in 2024

House: faggot

Foreman: I.. don't think you should be saying that

Chase: arh naur I theenk he carn archally. Ave you seenim with Wilson?

Cameron: I think it's a little rude to speculate about someone's sexuality while they're in the room

House: oh no no, let Chase continue. I wanna know when he'll start describing how I take in in the ass-

*house realizes something*

House: WE HAVE TO CHECK THE PATIENTS ASS

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canon mlm rep be like "i like a boy..but im!?!? also a boy!? >-<??" meanwhile queerbaiting "if you die i'm alone".

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Fellas, is it gay to not go home to your third wife on Christmas, and instead spend it with your lifelong guy friend who really only likes you and nobody else?

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Season 3 is going to be so Good

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elijah wood as bacchus at 2004 mardi gras. if you care

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