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I love Maomao because she’s absolutely brilliant but also

“Weird, why is there something dick-shaped and dick-textured where Jinshi’s dick should be? Better keep touching it to find out.”

like….. girl

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Having to write the porn you want to see in the world 💔💔💔💔💔

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Soulmates who are fated to kill each other (non sexual) is low key how my oc Emily sees her and Kaiba.

He’s more a long distance low commitment maybe just snark at each other kinda guy

REVERSE TROPE WRITING PROMPTS

Too many beds

Accidentally kidnapping a mafia boss

Really nice guy who hates only you

Academic rivals except it’s two teachers who compete to have the best class

Divorce of convenience

Too much communication

True hate’s kiss (only kissing your enemy can break a curse)

Dating your enemy’s sibling

Lovers to enemies

Hate at first sight

Love triangle where the two love interests get together instead

Fake amnesia

Soulmates who are fated to kill each other

Strangers to enemies

Instead of fake dating, everyone is convinced that you aren’t actually dating

Too hot to cuddle

Love interest CEO is a himbo/bimbo who runs their company into the ground

Nursing home au

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I’m a big fan of the “what circumstances would lead them to x” school of thought

first time writing fanfiction of a character : uughh i hope this is all canon accurate... it cant be canon innacurate at all or the enitire fandom will throw rocks at me...

10057th time writing the character: heres them working at a mcdonalds

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Crossing his legs like a true queen

Seto probably gave Atem the window seat because he knows that this is probably the first time he has been in a helicopter (no, the return flight from DK doesn't count, because it was Yugi who was there and not Atem), and he may have wanted to let him enjoy the view.

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I literally reread my tavastarion fic that’s still in my docs as comfort ngl. I reread it more than the tavhalsin choke kink fic I wrote and that was hot af

On ao3 if you’re curious

https://archiveofourown.org/works/56628382 A Well F***** Woman Lets You Steal - MaeDay4316 - Baldur's Gate (Video Games) [Archive of Our Own]

Some idiot: "Why are you reading your own fic, that's shallow and stupid"

All fanfic writers and writers everywhere: "Who the fuck do you think I wrote it for?!"

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non-writers will never understand the mental illness of writing an entire conversation in your head while doing dishes and then forgetting every word the second you open a blank doc

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Lemme know if you got Blueshipping like this

When a coked out hateful bitch meets a bipolar gay man it can either be the start of something beautiful or the end of a nation

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It wasn’t great no lol

I cannot imagine a more miserable position than most of your friends being from your boyfriend’s friend group

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It's nice to see someone finally take Jinshi to task over abdicating his position and undermining the kingdom/endangering Maomao as a result. Pure poetry for that takedown to be coming from Lakan, who essentially went through the same experience when he was younger.

Jinshi is trying to engineer deliberately what happened to Lakan as a result of his disability and carelessness: putting himself out of the running for the crown by promoting the top consorts, Gyokuyou and Lihua, so their sons can be named crown princes in his stead. Even though he hasn't gained the prize, he's paid the price: he gave up the power to really do anything to prevent the crisis the kingdom faces.

From an outsider's perspective, both of these young men are essentially doing the same thing: coasting on their natural abilities (beauty and brains respectively) without doing the real work to live up to their potential, all at the cost of people who rely on them. We don't get a look in Fengxian's head, tragically, but after years of Lakan just visiting her to play games she finally got desperate enough to bet her whole future on him catching her if she fell. Unfortunately for her, he didn't have the people around him back then that Jinshi does now, giving hope that this crisis will have a happier ending.

Gaoshun's gotten really good at this "I'm going to stay quiet as an endorsement of this behavior" business. He knows this is what Jinshi needs to hear, even if he can't or won't say it himself. Luomen, too, talks down Lakan without actually refuting anything he said about Jinshi, just deflecting it onto himself as a tirade against eunuchs generally.

And Maomao, well, she's still desperate not to lose The Game. We can forgive her that because she's been carrying the whole cast on her back for two seasons. It feels like Maomao has been pushing Jinshi to be better and more proactive in a hundred ways from the very first episode when he had to catch her out as literate from among all the other maids. Because what he really needs at the end of the day is to be more like her: someone who can see all of this suffering, overcome her own doubts that she has the power to help, and do something about it.

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never beating the gremlin allegations

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My fave thing about writing Kaiba as an Unreliable Narrator is that he is the last to know when he’s down bad.

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housewives were not banging out spirk fanfiction in the 60s for you to be AI generating your fic

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🩵 R I V A L S ❤️

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Kaiba bros being identical is my beloved ever like Mokie can just do the Kaiba Frown (TM) and people be like LMAO THEY'RE RELATED AFTER ALL

Based on this siblings dynamic post on twitter

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if i had a nickel for every time kaiba had a borderline romance with a person who'd died millennia before he was born via an obsession with their modern day proxy, i would have two nickels. which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.