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how am I just now finding out about the Oklahoma City cock ring

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“i also choose this guy’s dead wife” was easily the #1 funniest thing to ever be written on the internet.

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so.

i guess fanfiction wasn’t a phase….

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a fun thing about buddie is that i think if eddie came out to buck, it would (to buck) just solidify that eddie is not and has never been an option for him. eddie likes men, and eddie told him that this changes nothing when he came out. so it can't change anything. it won't.

meanwhile, to eddie, coming out to buck would essentially be a love confession. because if he wants men, of course he wants buck. that goes without saying (it does not).

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Stay focused. These desperate fascist are in the minority. They are fracturing.

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Chat gpt you will never be her

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Amazing Mike's Hard Lemonade couch available for $200 locally on Facebook Marketplace. I wish I had room for it.

@shiftythrifting

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YES PLEASE @amazingphil and... is hank green even on here? I know @sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog is but i don't think Hank is?

amazingphil on ask hank anything PLEASE!!! he's such an inquisitive little guy and would be perfect for the show :(

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wait kids need ai to make their favorite characters talk??? they can't just do that in their heads normal style?? what happened to making your favorite characters kiss by making little videos in your head and projecting it into your psyche cinema style before bedtime

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My roommates got married last week and said today that they’re planning on moving to somewhere else in the city, and asked me to move with them when they do.

Which I appreciate so much, they’re both fantastic roommates and I really don’t want to try and find another place on my own, but also. Jesus Christ what a look. “Hiii we’re the Thompsons, we just moved in down the street, that’s my husband and that’s the ghoul who used to live in our basement”

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getting a new interest that it feels like nobody gaf about is so excruciating what do you mean people aren't going ham nuts over this thing. please start losing your minds

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I would argue actually no. Quite a few characters are amalgamations of hundreds and hundreds of folk retellings. These characters ARE the collective fandom head cannon. Like King Arthur. Or Sleeping Beauty.

And you can even see Sherlock Holmes headed that way. The Sherlock Holmes we know is already different from the original. He wears a hunters cap, and says, "Elementary my dear Watson" and he's a high functioning sociopath.

Fucks me up to think about how every character in the world is literally just someone's OC

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And then there's Pan Twardowski who falls somewhere in between. He managed to escape the Devil, but he almost didn't because of a loophole, and he had to relocate to the moon to make it happen.

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there used to be this giant book that was shipped to everybodies home whiched doxxed everybody in the city

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I know. I love it. So much. Please always give me documentaries on historical lesbian nuns and capitalism in Ireland.

its crazy that a lot of what we call 'video essays' these days are basically low budget documentaries on increasingly weird and niche topics. no network approval no tv budget just one guy with maybe a hired editor/writer and a couple of friends willing to read voice lines. and then they put it on youtube like its no big deal. insane.