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kyaa we’re late for the conclave

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i wanna have a werewolf gf so bad hrhhrhhrhhrhrhhs

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If tumblr dies for real where do you think people will migrate to?

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I was feeling agitated and artblocked yesterday so I decided to give my brain a rest by watching TV and then the next thing I knew these were in front of me

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average post about paul mccartney: I want to bend him over and fuck him so hard he starts crying god I hate him so much my beautiful princess

average post about john lennon: estrogen would have saved her. look at her. that's My Wife. she's evil. she's insane. I want her.

average post about george harrison: has anyone ever served this hard? personally, he should have murdered john and paul and ran off to have beautiful bisexual sex forever and ever 🫶

average post about ringo starr: ringo! 🥁

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things have got so bad i've resorted to britpop

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buddy holly isn’t even just a song anymore it’s a full body experience

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in case mfs did not see the other updates, this was, in fact, not a platonic crush

why are women only pretty when im committed to a guy :-((((((

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i love women i love women i love women so fucking much

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cw incest, stalking, breach of privacy, SA

Please help me. i found out my brother (who lives in the same house has me) Has been accessing my private information, including my bank account and my google photos, which contain several compromising photos of me. He has also created a secret folder in my accoubt which Cannot be accessed through any devices owned by me. My Own Shit. And I have proof of him accessing, altering, deleting, and obfuscating information and data. The internet connection here is not reliable for me. I CANNOT LIVE HERE. I AM AFRAID. And i am keeping quiet in order to avoid a major blowout in this house but I have been on the brink of suicide and he is aware of the effects these actions have on me. I am desperate to get far, far, far away from here. I am so tired of feeling unsafe.

vm/paypal.me/: tominova

I am so profoundly alone and just. despondent. I can't keep taking this

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Ok genuine question. Did anybody actually think Chalamet was good in Dune (+Dune 2)? Both as people who read the books and people who didn't? Personally I really didn't like how he portrayed Paul, I thought he didn't really come off as intelligent enough to really convince me - but I don't know how much of that problem in characterisation is due to him, the script, or the direction, especially with how they changed a lot of other stuff in the story. Like I think because they shortened how long it took him to rise to power and defeat the emperor from 5-7 years to like, a few months, it makes it feel slightly unrealistic.

But then again when Chalamet acts as Paul, he kind of tries to take on more of a brutish/strong guy persona, which doesn't work when he looks like he'd snap in half from a strong gust of wind. Basically what I'm saying is I really didn't like the acting choices Chalamet made, because it makes Paul look like some random egotistical dumb white dude the Fremen worship out of stupidity blind fanaticism, when in the books he plays into existing superstitions (which people semi-believe in but they still need proof dawg), and takes on this very wise/sage persona.

Again mostly talking ab Chalamets acting tho it isn't helped by script changes like the North/South divide, making Stilgar a blind fanatic (which I didn't really interpret him as in the books?), and then also playing off the Fremen's fanaticism for cheap laughs, which kinda nullifies the terror you're supposed to be feeling at all these people willing to throw away their life for a ""false""" messiah.

The hahah look at their weird religious beliefs thing might also just be Villeneuve's frenchness leaking through idk

Anyways what did you guys think ab Dune + chalamet's acting?

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ok nvm it was a platonic crush, this is what being touchstarved does to a mf

why are women only pretty when im committed to a guy :-((((((

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It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.

Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real

There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations

Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that

The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.

There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)

The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.

Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.

Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.

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why are women only pretty when im committed to a guy :-((((((

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Rafah is currently under bombardment, so I will spreading as much links as I can possibly can. If I miss any, please add on if you can

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Please keep Palestine in your minds tonight and onwards even with distractions like the Oscars, helping the people is more important