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mageofseven · 9 months
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When someone is messing with Mc
Mc: I'm warning you. If you don't stop, I will cry.
Demon 1: Pfft- That's exactly what we want.
Demon 2: C'mon now, cry~
Mc: It's a threat.
Demon 3: HAHAHAHAHAHAH "It's A thReAT"
Demon 1 & 2: *Laughing*
Mc: You three asked for it... *Starts crying*
Demon 1: You're stu-
The Obey Me! characters: *Appears out of nowhere, ready to punch someone's face*
Demon 1: pid...?
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mageofseven · 9 months
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*Teen Mc arguing with Lucifer*
Teen Mc: I HATE YOU! You grumpy old man!
Lucifer: you better learn some manners if you want to stay in this house!
Teen Mc: Then I'm gonna leave and live with uncle Barbatos!
Lucifer: you wouldn't dare
Teen Mc: watch me! *runs out the door*
Lucifer: well then! Don't expect me to have you back anytime soon!
*2 days later*
Lucifer after 4 bottle of Demonus: they don't love me...*hic*
Mammon: there, there Lucifer. We all been there
*knock knock*
Barbatos: may we enter?
Mammon: sure... wait, Treasure?
Teen Mc sobbing: *hic* hi uncle Mams... *sob* uncle Luci...
Barbatos: Now, tell them why we came back.
Teen Mc: *hic* 'cus I missed *sob* I missed you guys...
Lucifer, now looking somewhat sober: I missed you too Pumpkin *sob*
Mammon: wow, thanks Lucifer, ya know we missed them too!
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It felt like I was losing something. A part of my own body.
That “something” must have been Satan.
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As someone with PCOS, I appreciate this post.
●MC With PCOS or Hormonal Imbalance●
PART 2
Scenario: You are a MC with female anatomy who suffers from PCOS or a hormone imbalance. You have abnormal periods, painful cramps, and grow some facial hair. Here is how the brothers would respond!
As someone who has hypothyroidism, I feel us hormonally imbalanced people need to be represented! You are beautiful, strong, and worthy of love! If you ever need to vent about your hormonal struggles, I am all ears! Xoxo
TW: Period blood, blood on bed, weight gain, food restriction, diets, facial hair on femine face, cysts.
BelphieXmc, SatanXmc, LeviXmc, MammonXmc
BELPHIE
You were both taking a quick nap in his bed. You wake up first and to your suprise you bled on his bed and partially on his leg.
With your hormone imbalance, your period comes by suprise, not fitting a normal schedule. Sometimes you'll have it for a whole month, sometimes you won't have it for months at a time.
You frantically get up and get a cool damp rag, dabbing at the stain to get it out. You start silently crying to yourself out of frustration. Of course your period would come at the worst time ever!
Belphie flutters his eyes open. He doesn't notice the blood at first, but notices you looking distressed with tears in your eyes. " MC, what's wrong?" He sits up, sees the blood on his thigh and the stain on his bedsheets.
" I am so sorry Belphie! I am so so SO s-sorry!" You're even more frantic than before, trying so hard to get the stain out of his bed. " I- I got my period and I didn't know and-"
He grabs your wrists firmly, shocking you a little bit. " Hey, relax." You finally look up at him. His eyes are soft and he had a slight comforting smile on his face. " It's okay, I'm not mad."
Not caring at all that you have some blood in-between your legs, he pulls your wrists to pull you down on his bed to sit next to him. He wraps his arms around you and rests his head on your shoulder. He's rubbing one of your arms. " Take a deep breath and try again."
Once you gain your composure, you explain to him that you have imbalanced hormones and that your period comes without warning , not having a set schedule. You explain how mentally taxing and embarrassing it is for you.
He grabs your chin with his pointer finger and thumb, gently turns your head so you're face to face with him. He has a gentle look on his face, looking deep in to your eyes. He gives you a very soft, meaningful kiss on the lips. He then rests his forehead on yours.
" I am so sorry you have to go through that. If there is anything I can do to help, I will. I'm always here for you."
He helps you stand up and gets you changed, giving you a baggy pair of shorts. Unconcerned with the stain on his pants, he takes off his pants and tosses them in his hamper. He takes off his sheets and chucks them along with his shorts.
You both run to a nearby pharmacy and he buys you pads and tampons, along with some of your favorite snacks and apsrin ( safe for human consumption, of course. No devil asprin for you!). He's holding your hand the whole time, giving you random pecks on the cheek.
Spends the rest of the day snuggled up on you watching TV
Always has pads on in his room for you just in case you get your period unexpectedly again.
Will always check if you have a stain on the back of your pants if you ask him to check. He makes you feel so safe and so loved.
Understanding your cramps can be painful, hell pull you on his lap and gentle rub where it hurts for you. He wants you to be comfortable at all times.
Satan
You and Satan are at a library with each other. You wondered off a while ago and did your own thing, wandering through the library.
Satan wanted to show you a cool book he found about potions, so he went to go look for you. He finds you leaning on one of the shelves reading a weight loss book from down the asile. He's too far away for you to notice him, but he sees you, and he ain't happy. He instantly got this vague heat of anger rush to his head. Did someone make fun of you? Did someone make you feel insecure? He could rip this whole aisle apart right now if he wanted to just by the thought of someone calling you fat.
He takes one deep breath to calm himself down and finally walks over to you. You notice him, slap the book shut and shove it back on the shelf. " Hey Satan!" You say, hoping he didn't notice the book that was in your hand.
"MC, why were you reading that? Did someone say something to you?" He said in a concerned, slightly angry tone.
You insantly start to blush. You stay quiet for a little bit before saying, " N-no..... I noticed I gained a little weight recently, so I was just trying to look for some tips to lose a few pounds." You then explain that you have PCOS which makes it hard to lose weight but easy to gain. Talking about the subject makes you feel irritated and embarrassed. You avoid his gaze and stare at the carpeted floor.
Satan's anger melts away, but he feels his heart breaking seeing you so upset. He grabs your arms and pulls you in to a hug. He rests his hand on the back of your head and puts his lips to your ear, he whispers, " My darling, words will never be able to describe the beauty that you hold. You are utterly breathtaking." His words oozing like warm honey in to your ears, instantly relaxing you.
" I'm sorry you've been struggling silently for so long. Thank you for telling me. I will always be here to aid you in anyway I can, my love." He gently grabs your chin to have you face to face with him. He puts a hand on the back of your neck and pulls you in to a gentle kiss. He pulls back , his emerald eyes seeing in to your soul.
" No matter what your size is, you will always be perfect in my eyes."
When you guys get home he instantly orders books discussing PCOS and the human anatomy. He wants to be able to help you anyway he can.
When you have a cyst flairup, hell hold you and gently rock you to bring comfort. He is so gentle with his touches. He'll read you a story to distract you from whatever pain you may be feeling.
Keeps a watchful eye on your eating habits, he doesn't want you to restrict yourself from eating. He knows humans need food and he doesn't want you stressing over your physical looks.
If he sees a magazine with a diet fad article, he'll angrily rip it out and throw it in trash. He wants to make sure that if you just so happen to come across the magazine, he doesn't want you to be tempted by stupid diet fads.
Always loves up on your tummy, sides, and thighs. Hes in heaven! You're so warm and soft, he can't get enough!
Levi
You and Levi are gaming in his room, when a sudden sharp pain stabs you in your ovary. " Uh fuck!" You shout, dropping the controller and gripping your pelvis.
Levi yelps and pauses the game, he drops his controller and looks at you with panicked eyes. " M-Mc? A-are you alright?!" His voice is nervous . " w- what happened?! Are you hurt?!"
You nod your head " yeah, I just got a pain in my ovary...." You are beyond embarrassed. You're used to a uterine cyst bursting sometimes. It's nothing that needs urgent medical attention, but enough to cause you noticeable pain.
" I- I need to lay down." You lay on your side, facing away from him in a fetal position holding your stomach. From your position on the floor you explain to him how you have PCOS, and sometimes cysts can rupture. Though this rupture thankfully wasn't too bad, some can cause great medical complications. You explain that having PCOS makes you feel ugly and defeated. Embarrassed, you put your face in your hands while on the floor, you feel the water works coming, but you swallow them back. All Levi can hear are sniffles muffled behind your palms.
Levi was sitting right next to you the whole time, listening intently. Once he hears your sniffles he jumps up a but " H-hey! Don't cry MC!" He lays down next to you behind your back spooning you, running his fingers on your upper back to soothe you.
Blushing, he speaks quietly in to your ear. " Y-ya know... even if you think you're not pretty..... I think you're beautiful."
You grow a soft smile, you knew he was probably nervous to tell you that. You turn to be face to face with him, slightly wincing from the pain in your pelvis.
This man is bright as a tomato. " Y-you know I'm always here for you. If I could take away your pain... I would. I would go through the pain just so you w-wouldnt any day."
You smile, you grab his cheek and rub it with your thumb. " Thank you, Levi. That means a lot to me."
Being a blushing mess, he swallows the lump in his throat and gives you a kiss. Embracing him, you wrap your arm around his neck. When you pull away you rest your head on his chest, both of you looking uo at the ceiling.
" I meant what I said before, MC..... I really find you b-beautiful.... If I can help in anyway, I will..."
He orders different types of human medicine such as ibuprofen and apsrin in case you have a flair up again and need help with the pain.
Hell sit in his bathtub with you, cradling you like a baby to make sure you get sleep when you have a flair up.
Gets a Ruri-Chan reusable heat compress for when you have pelvic cramps, just for you.
He found an anime called "That One Time My Girlfriend Had A Uterine Ovary Burst And Lost My Hamster While Looking For Advil" to educate himself on PCOS.
Never stopped simping for you. In fact, he simps for you HARDER now. His MC-Chan is so strong and brave for fighting through their PCOS. Is there anything this normie can't do? You're so badass, and sexy on top of it?!
Mammon
Mammon was loitering in your room like usual, when he got curious and saw a wax warmer in your room. " Oi! What's this thing? What's that stuff inside? Might be worth something, ya know." He picks it up to inspect it.
You immediately start to blush and yank it from his hands. " It's nothing!" You were embarrassed at the fact that you had to wax so often and you totally forgot to put the warmer away. You shove the cold wax warmer in your closet and close the door shut. You might have closed it a little too hard, causing Mammon to jump a little.
" Hey, what's ya problem, human? What's so special 'bout that machine anyway? What is it?"
Defensively, you say , " It's a wax warmer! Nothing to stress about!"
" A wax warmer? What, like to wax ya eyebrows or somethin'? That ain't no big deal!"
You sigh and flop on your bed. You explain that you have a hormone imbalance which causes you to grow some facial hair. You say how you don't feel pretty when the hair grows so you constantly wax it. You start to get teary eyes and turn you face away from him. It's a very sensitive topic for you, and you're so embarrassed you're discussing this with Mammon.
" Hey hey hey, don't cry on me!" Mammon scurries over and sits next to you. He has a hand on your shoulder. " I'm sorry for grabbin' it..... I didnt know..."
You says it's okay with a quiver in your voice. Mammon moves his hand that was on your shoulder to your back, pressing lightly. " Ya know.... if ya worried about me thinkin you're not pretty or somethin..... you're wrong. You're the prettiest damn thing I've seen in my life." He's blushing hard-core at this point.
He pulls you in and hugs you on your bed. " I could be the brokest demon alive, but as long as I got ya by my side, I don't even care. No amount of grimm would take me away from ya." He kisses the top of your head and rubs your back.
" I don't want ya thinking you're not pretty. The Great Mammon promises no matter how ya look, I will always want ya."
With your tears gone, you smile and look uo at him. " D'awwww, don't look at me like that! Ya got me blushin' over here." Mammon says, averting his eyes.
You giggle and grab his chin and pull him in to a kiss. Even though he's red as a tomato, he wraps his arms around your waist and pulls you in closer.
For now on Mammon doesn't touch stuff in your room without permission. He dossnt want you getting upset ever again!
If you have noticeable stubble, he doesn't even bat an eye. He still finds you so delicious that he could pounce on you at any moment.
He stole you the newest type of wax warmer. Mammon wants you living lavish in all aspects.
Allowed you to convince him to wax his armpit. NEVER AGAIN.
On days you're feeling extra self-conscious, hell shower you in kisses all over your face, kissing every inch of that beautiful face of yours!
" Ya can't just wax one armpit! Now ya gotta do the other one or I'm gonna be uneven! Hurry up and get it over with!"
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mageofseven · 9 months
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Okay, my depressed-ass got a good laugh out of this so here ya good.
○DEMON FARTS○
This is how I think the brothers fart, and how they react to someone farting. Enjoy.
Lucifer
Sounds like a trumpet
Clean and clear sounding
Never stinks
Will hold in his farts all day long
But as soon as he goes in to his room to go to bed is when he can finally fart
Sounds like a jazz band playing in him room as he let's out all the farts he's held in all day
If someone farts around him, he gets mad and calls them disgusting ( only to leave the room and giggle about it. He doesn't want anyone thinking he finds farts funny)
Asmo
Smells floral
Farts a baby pink cloud
Sounds like " pooooooof"
Will never fart in front of anyone
Thinks farts are disgusting
Do not fart near him he will be so offended
Will leave the room if you fart near him
" oh my Diavolo, you did NOT just fart near me."
Beel
Absolutely rank
Disgustingly wet
So loud it will rattle the windows
Sometimes it smells so bad he apologizes
Will clear a room
Farts for an oddly long time
Thinks farts are hilarious and will give you a high five for a good fart
Belphie
Smells like baby powder for some reason
Typical sounding fart
If you take a nap with him, he will try to Dutch oven you
Has tried farting on Lucifer's pillow multiple times
Thinks farts are funny and will laugh if someone farts
Mammon
Farts are obnoxiously loud
Very wet
Has shit himself at least twice by accident
Has a slight smell of pennies
When he farts you swear you hear a coin fall every time (wtf?)
If he's at someone's house, he will go to their bathroom and spread his cheeks to try and fart quietly
Thinks farts are funny
Laughs at his own farts shamlessly
Satan
The most polite fart you will ever hear
Smells like an old book
One time he accidently farted while bending over and turned a page of a book
Doesn't fart in front of people
Gets mad if one of the brothers farts near him
Like Lucifer he holds in his farts all day long until he goes to bed
Levi
Smells like cheetos dust
Blushes every time he farts
Likes being farted on by you
Does not fart in his Ruri-Chan pajama bottoms though
When he farts in his bathtub that shit echos
Got curious one time and farted against the glass of the aquarium in his room to see how the fish would react
Would suck the fart out of you if you allowed him
Thinks farts are funny and will giggle
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mageofseven · 9 months
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Sia Update
My depression is really bad right now and at least at the moment, not at the level of bad that writing helps make it better.
I'll still be around, but I won't be writing till my depression lifts a bit.
I'll let you know when it does. Sorry guys...
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mageofseven · 9 months
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obey me reaction memes pt.1
if you have any requests let me know in the comments!! <3
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mageofseven · 9 months
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Two types of having siblings
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mageofseven · 10 months
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Brb, about to beat up a purple mop
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mageofseven · 10 months
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People who celebrate characters' birthdays are annoying- fuck this post- whatever whatever- and happy birthday Luke 🎉
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mageofseven · 10 months
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If you don’t mind me asking, what are your thoughts on the Barbados x Simeon ship?
-🍁
Eh. It doesn't do anything for me to be honest.
There's not enough angst potential. It's cutesy, but it's not enough for me. I need drama for a couple to work through or I feel nothing for the ship.
If I don't feel like the couple is going through hell and back and growing as people from the experience then I generally don't ship it.
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mageofseven · 10 months
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Currently going through my fic writers following list to do my civic duty and spread awareness. I know it might seem weird to some to include a tiktok link, but the person in this video does a much better job of explaining the KOSA bill and why we DO NOT want it to be passed than I ever could! If passed, it would forcibly out millions of LGBTQIA+ minors in the USA to their parents, and put them in unsafe situations. I know not everyone is in America, but this will still affect those outside of the US, too! It would change the entire landscape of the internet, and jeopardize sites like tumblr and ao3. If you’re outside of the US but still want to help, you can do so by spreading awareness of the dangers of the KOSA bill around as much as you possibly can! Thanks for your time, and have a wonderful day! https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8dK4A1k/
Oh god...I am, unfortunately, American and this is scary.
Thank you for bringing this to my attention, Nonnie!
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mageofseven · 10 months
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Solomon...this is why I love you.
No secrets though! Just make me immortal now lol
Mc: It's funny that Luke still believes that when I die I'll go to paradise... Poor thing... It's as clear as day that I will go to hell.
Solomon: Well... It makes sense after your relationship with god's problem children.
Mc: Ha, as if I wasn't already doomed before the exchange program. I have a one-way ticket to hell since I started thinking.
Solomon: *starts to laught*
Mc: Bold of you if you think I'm going to go to a place where it is forbidden to do anything on Sundays.
Solomon: *wiping away tears of laughter* Ay, and bold of you if you think I'm going to let you die.
Mc: ... What?
Solomon: What?
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mageofseven · 10 months
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To the writer who needs to hear it…
YES. Your story DOES matter. It wouldn’t exist without you. You are in charge of bringing it to life because other writers don’t possess your style / voice. You are the only person capable of creating your story.
You are an unique, creative, worthy human being. Go show the world what you’re capable of.
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mageofseven · 10 months
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𑁍 A LETTER FROM SATAN 𑁍
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My Dearest Y/n,
It is with both trepidation and longing that I put ink to paper, for I find myself entangled in emotions that, until now, have been foreign to my darkened existence. The flames within me flicker and dance as I pour forth these words, driven by an impulse I cannot ignore.
Today, as I prowled the realms beyond, my eyes were drawn to a creature of the night—a small feline, its fur as black as the void from which I emerged. Mesmerized, I watched as it gracefully traversed the shadows, its every movement a testament to elegance. Yet, even as that creature captivated me, my gaze wandered, and there you lay, slumbering amidst the tapestry of dreams.
Oh, my beloved, you were a vision of ethereal beauty, your peaceful countenance radiating an innocence that spoke to my very core. In that moment, I hesitated, unwilling to disturb your repose, for you were too adorable to stir from your rest. The sight of you nestled in dreams held me captive, my heart aching with an unfamiliar tenderness.
In recent days, I have found myself consumed by a peculiar sensation, an enigmatic stirring within my chest. It is as if an inferno roars beneath the surface, yearning to be acknowledged, yet unsure of its own existence. Every thought of you, every glimpse of your enchanting presence, only serves to stoke that infernal fire, leaving me bewildered and exhilarated in equal measure.
You, my dearest, are to me a feline creature of unmatched allure. Your every movement possesses a grace akin to a cat's saunter, stealthy yet purposeful. Your laughter, a melody that dances upon my ears, mimics the gentle purring of a contented kitten. And your eyes, those captivating orbs, hold a depth that rivals the vast expanse of the night sky, drawing me further into their magnetic pull.
Your little habits, like the playful swat of a paw, are a bewitching symphony to my ears. The way you lose yourself in the pages of a book, your brow furrowing in concentration, fills me with an indescribable fascination. And when you curl up by the fire, seeking warmth and comfort, I am tempted to join you, to bask in the radiance of your presence and lose myself in the depths of your company.
My thoughts are tethered to you, my beloved, like a cat to its favorite spot in the sun. You occupy my every waking moment, and even in the realm of dreams, you weave your way into my subconscious. I am ensnared by an inexplicable desire to unravel the enigma that is you, to explore the depths of your soul and discover the secrets hidden within.
Do you not sense the fire that burns within me, my sweetest love? Can you not feel the intensity of my gaze as it lingers upon you? I beg of you, do not dismiss these words as mere whimsy or fanciful musings. They are the confession of a heart once shrouded in darkness, now illuminated by the spark of something extraordinary—the love that blossoms for you, and only you.
Yours eternally,
Satan
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mageofseven · 10 months
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*at ristoranté six*
Solomon: I put poison in one of our drinks.
Lucifer: ...
Solomon: But I forgot which one it was.
Lucifer: With the way this dinner is going I hope it's mine.
@l3viat8an
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mageofseven · 10 months
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The most notable pics from the Obey Me Cosplay gathering fr fr
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lots of dollies this year 🧸🥹 Anyway, I put the actual pics up on my Instagram -> here 💞
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