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hey um this is double-plus ungood

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the psychological damage that comes from fumbling a trans girl

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we were out-tumblred by fucking reddit of all places. this is a sad state of affairs. original post.

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like this is crazy to me, literally taking the definition of a term, going "nuh uh", and hoping no one notices

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abandoned store

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Glados

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wheatley dribbling wheatley like basketball 👍

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No, no it isn’t.

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"Oh, god, he's piranha blade batman again" - Joker probably

"OW! What the hell!?" - Joker hit in the chest from across the room by a whole plastic propeller

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Once again randomly remembered this story about a couple who had a small parrot - pretty sure it was a budgie - who didn't talk but learned to communicate with people in its own way. Once it figured out that people always turn to check their phones when the notification sound comes on, it started making the text message notification sound to request human attention. The parrot also liked to follow people to the door whenever guests were leaving, and would use its wings to pantomime the motions of a person putting their coat on. A very clever, charming bird.

And every once in a while it just randomly hated some people. Not for any real reason, or even reason to suspect bad vibes, but by deciding "fuck this person in particular" for shits and giggles alone. And one time when the owners had invited a new friend to their home, the bird decided that it Did Not Like Her.

So in the middle of polite conversation, the bird - who was free to roam around the apartment at the time - hopped onto the living room coffee table, right in front of the unwanted guest. And in that moment, the owners put two and two together and understood that whatever mischief the bird had decided to do, it was now too late to stop it.

But instead of unleashing the absolute hell that even the tiniest displeased parrot could be capable of, the little budgie made its little "may I have your attention please" cell phone notification sound, and once the guest was focused on the bird, looked at her dead in the eye while doing the putting-my-coat-on wing motion.

The guest did not recognise the pantomime for what it was, but she was nonetheless delighted that the parrot would do a little wing-roll dance for her. And the host couple were at first too stunned and then too polite to tell her how impressive that gesture truly was. Their bird had shown both remarkable restraint and cleverness by using its entire vocabulary of human communication just to say

"I have an important announcement: I think you should leave."

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Cat people sure do love making it everyone else's responsibility to keep their outdoor cat safe.

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BREAKING NEWS: local tgirl found yearning and having gayass daydreams

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always remember gay men are the reason we dont have to pay for public bathrooms in canada

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by t-koniyan