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i love you, brother.

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the devil on my shoulder is telling me to Post a Take. i am gently ignoring them. let us all consider the humble indigo bunting instead

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i’m a gold star bisexual. i’ve fucked everybody

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pause. breathe in. hold. breathe out. repeat.

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it's good that we're saying "i don't feel guilty about pleasure im not Catholic" but we also need to start saying "i don't feel self-righteous about being overworked I'm not Puritan"

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The Pope, desperate to avoid ever interacting with JD Vance again, went to the one place the Vice President couldn't follow: heaven.

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legitimately my first feminist awakening as a ten year old child was realizing that girls were expected to respect “boy stuff” but boys were never expected to respect “girl stuff”

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i always underestimate just how many people on tumblr are blogging from work. very beautiful. very powerful.

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girl: ahh i've just been dealing with a lot y'know? it's like the world wants me dead haha

me (completely stonefaced): i will be your shield

her: what?

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HEARTBREAKING: band you just discovered doesn't have any other songs that sound like that

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every morning I wake up and think of these words from philosopher cher

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*slides this over*