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there’s only 4 hours of labor day left and absolutely nobody on my dash posted todaybor day is labor day. fucking unbelievable. i have to do everything around here
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Parents be like “you know you can talk to me about anything right?” and then make it extremely clear it will go very poorly if you talk to them about specific things
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Todoroki: *phone rings*
Bakugo: *looks at who is calling* HA! You call for father “daddy” still?
Todoroki: *answers phone without breaking eye contact*
Todoroki: Hey Midorya
Bakugo: *chokes on drink*
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when u have so many things u want to draw that it becomes overwhelming so u just do nothing
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August: Small creatures are much more vicious. It's because their anger has less space to be bottled up in.
Piper: Ridiculous. Give me ONE example of this.
Ezra: Spiders.
Finn: Wasps.
Omen: Terriers.
Alkar: You.
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texas confession
i’ve never seen snow irl
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harry potter starts a youtube channel and all of his videos are called like:  
“STORY TIME: I WAS A TEENAGE CHOSEN ONE”
 “BABYSITTING MY FRIEND’S WEIRD DEAD HORSE (INVISIBLE)” 
“THERE ARE DARK WIZARDS TRYING TO KILL ME BUT ONLY THREE PEOPLE KNOW ABOUT MY HOUSE”
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Everyone agrees! Your intestines squirming around like eels in your belly is horrifying!
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King: What you even have?
Elaine: A knife!
King: NO!
Ban cackles in the background
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Meliodas: Anyone wanna get in an argument with me?
Ban: Ok Elaine is better than Elizabeth
Meliodas: I was kidding but you know what fuck you for real
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King: Good morning.
Gowther: Good morning.
Merlin: Good morning.
Diane: You all sound like robots, why don't you spice it up a little bit?
Ban: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS
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*In grocery store*
Kirishima: *announcing through the mic* Um, Hi?? This is Kirishima, I kinda lost my boyfriend here today.
Store worker: *softly* Describe him.
Kirishima: He’s the most handsome man you’d ever see, and he is very strong and manly, and he can totally beat the crap out of anybody-
Bakugou: *smirking proudly at a random stranger* That’s me, he’s talking about me.
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I just *clenches fist* love Ban so much
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