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What if life had loading screens.

You walk into Walmart, and it’s just like

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For a hobby that requires problem solving skills you'd be surprised at how dumb gamers can be.

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A pivotal moment in gaming history….

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Hot New Gamer Trend

Doing your best to be a genuinely good person

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me: today i will play video game

*turns on video game*

me: 

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I saw a post on tumblr if losing at Chess on purpose was sapiosexual bottoming, and like, a lot of people were like “wtf” on that post, but I totally get it. Chess is just....That. (I didn’t lose either time tho in this case ;P) Also I’m trying to beat to level 25 AI in this freaking game and it’s hard as hell. I’m stuck on AI level 17 and iono if I can fucking make it any further without cheating. I can identify there is this pattern of thought there that I have yet to understand, about the board, and mid-late game moves. 

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*clips into bed, takes collision damage and dies while ragdolling violently halfway inside the bed*

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when someone beats you at a video game

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miss me with that ‘weapon accuracy’ shit. im shooting everything. im laying down cover fire. im shooting the walls. im shooting my teammates. im shooting myself. my accuracy is 100% yall just dont know what im aiming at

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what farming items in mmorpgs has taught me: i used to think using ice trays to make ice cubes was free but after thinking about it i have to pay the electric bill to power the freezer so every moment that i’m not freezing new trays of ice cubes is a moment that i’m underutilizing the freezer and increasing the cost of ice cubes. i have to constantly swap out ice trays for new ice cubes on an hourly rotation on a 24 hour basis or else i won’t produce the maximum amount of ice cubes possible and will underutilize the full potential of my electric bill. i need to stop using all other appliances and utilities in my home to make more ice cubes

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Also I get real scured when I play hardcore aggro decks that hurt your own character in the process. It’s like a roller coaster ride into Hell and it Works.

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Is it Just Me or....

Does card shuffle mechanics in online card games really suck. 

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Me: *changes the language settings on a game for fun* Me: *Feels like the time Yamcha uped the gravity 300x* Oh god what have I done.

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Spoopy~