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I'd very much like to punch a feminist.

I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist. It’d bring me great joy.

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respect girls with a chubby tummy respect girls with stretch marks respect girls with big thighs respect girls with hairy arms respect girls and their clothing of choice respect girls and their privacy respect girls and their confidence respect girls and their rights respect girls who arent fully transitioned yet respect girls with scars respect girls who like girls respect girls who like both guys and girls respect girls who are asexual

respect girls. dont treat them as objects.

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Yesss

This is the Baby Money Yoda, reblog in the next 60 seconds of seeing this to receive a blessing from our green bean prince.

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Awkward Encounters

The sun shown brightly into (y/n)'s chambers as she slid her hairpin into place. This hairpin was very special to (y/n), it was given to her by Kouen as a symbol of their engagement. It served as a precious reminder of her fiancé and everything she loved about him, from his flaming red hair to his large rough hands, even his brazen and charmless nature. Suddenly a firm hand on her shoulder brought her back to reality. Screaming, she whipped around to find herself in the arms of the man she loved. "Did I scare you?" he asked, his deep voice was gentler than usual. "Maybe a little, fine a lot," (y/n) admitted, snuggling herself into Kouen's chest. "I'm sorry," he said softly before pulling his lover into a deep, passionate kiss. After the kiss was over (y/n) took Kouen's hand in her's, "I love you too, you geek. Apology accepted. Now let's go, before Koumei decides to give us a lecture on being late to our own engagement party."

//le time skip brought to you by Koumei's long beautiful hair//

An hour or so had passed and copious amounts of lords, ladies, high ranking officials had approached (y/n) and Kouen to bless the happy couple and their future. Among these honored guests were also royalty from all over the world.  In the midst the party (y/n) noticed a certain purple haired king looking right at her. She got her fiancées attention and then gave the signal to GO. They had almost escaped when they felt a presence behind them and turned around to see King Sinbad standing there. (Y/n) locked eyes with him before turning to her fiancé, "Kouen dear, could you get me a drink?" "But my love, this man he-" Kouen protested. "Kouen," she said sternly, "I'm a big girl, I can handle him just fine. Now could you please fetch me that drink." "Yes dear," Kouen replied before disappearing into the crowd. "He's gone now Sinbad, who the hell invited you?" "I did, and I must say my dear you are looking as lovely as ever." "Cut the crap Sinbad, what do you want?" "So fiery, I'm glad to see at least your spirited temper remains in tact. I don't know why you're so suspicious my sweet, is it so wrong of me to want to see you again after all these years?" "You broke up with me Sinbad. Remember, I walked in on you with a prostitute in your lap. You then proceeded to tell me you were bored with me and never want to see me again. My, how the tables have turned." "Impressive, for an event that happened so long ago, you've recounted it with such detail." "Well Sinbad, it's kinda hard to forget. I mean it's not every day that my rich, idiotic, doushebag, king of husband trades me in for some red lipstick and a pare of implants. Oh, while we’re on the topic, how is your new STD doing? Now if you'll excuse me, it's seems Kouen has just returned with my drink. Such a faithful man. He really does love me wholeheartedly." And with that (y/n) left Sinbad to recover in the wake of her resentment.

With (y/n) & Kouen:

"So, how was your talk with that idiot Sinbad?" the prince asked his beloved pulling her closer to his side. "Honestly," she confessed looking up at her lover, "Kinda boring." "He's so weird," Kouen complained. "He really is." (Y/N) joined in. "How did you ever love him?" "I don't know."

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Happy Birthday Mixtape! My precious baby booger is already one year old! They grow up so fast! She is my precious rascal and I love her for forever and a day. To all the birthdays to come, Mixy! #HappyBirthday #Mixylator #Ihavethesinglemostpreciouscutestcatintheentireworld #Iloveyou

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Hello, before I ask for a Request! I have a tiny (probay dumb) question, do you also write Male x Male? And are you comfy with writing for Disabilitys? (like for example, deafness, mutness, illiterate etc.)?

I’m perfectly comfortable writing for disabilities as well as male x make fluff. However I am not comfortable writing male x male nsfw. Also don’t call your questions dumb or stupid. There’s nothing wrong with being curious or expressing that curiosity. Love ~ Admin Augnis

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Happy birthday!!😀🎂🎉🎊

Thank you my dear Grapefruit!

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Birthday Time!

Heads up it’s my birthday today! I’m 16 now.

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Only one way to find out...

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

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Yayness! More Sinturtle for me! Many thanks @labyrinth-of-headcanons! Keep up the wonderful work my turtle friend! 🐢🏝🍷🍹

You know those Sinturtle headcanons you wrote. Well I really love them, may I please have more? Thanks! 🐢🏝🍷

@malorey-ethster Yeah, you liked the other one, I am calling you out on this one too lol.

Also guys, come on, what do I know about turtles, really xD

> It’s no question that he’s a good swimmer, but water always seem to be something more for Sinturtle than it might be to his fellow pen-partners. Sometimes he just likes to rest on the side of the water, eyeing it for a long time, longingly looking for something more than just his enclosure

> While the other reptiles around him, have certain others they like and some they avoid, Sin gets along with pretty much everyone. Nobody ever witnessed any major wrangling between him and his companions and he’s always quick to make friends with newbies too. In fact he seems like the lead-turtle in their community, going in between disputes and having a satisfying presence on the others

> Sinturtle is a very picky eater. Though he can eat pretty much everything, he quite prefers little fish or tropical fodder. Besides grapes he has a wide range of fruit he likes but gets a bit huffy when he’s only served vegetables. Somehow he also thinks that he deserves a bit of an extra every day, searching the closeness to his caretaker just in case they have a goodie for him

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Dear Universe,

Three out of four of my limbs are damaged in some way, I have no more quarters, my mid-semester paper is fast approaching, and I’m slowly dying from the inside out. Also they’re taking Magi off of Netflix tomorrow so I’m pissed. So yeah that’s me right now. I should write on here more shouldn’t I. Hot damn. Someone else please tell me how your doing.

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Beautiful Sinturtle headcanons all for me! Anonymous requesting really does give me a dangerous amount of shamelessness. I love it!

May I please have headcanons for Sinbad as a turtle? Yes I know it's weird. Thank you! 🐢

It’s not weird, it’s just like V. Very, very, extraordinary.

> While Sinturtle looks like your normal everyday turtle, his shell has a slight purple touch to it, making him very easy to spot in the water, though everyone is a bit to mesmerized by the play of colors, when he splashes energetically through the water. Unlike others he’s a very happy swimmer and enjoys his time in the water

> One theory, why his shell is slightly purple, is because he likes grapes. Though it’s not the best kind of food to give to a turtle, they just fell down into his pen from the neighbors garden and he just really likes to eat them. His owner has to stop him, whenever that happens, since they are really bad for his health and make him wobble when he walks afterwards

> Sinturtle is a very sociable turtle and needs a lot of of other turtles and attention from his owner, he also likes to present himself to guest of his caretaker, after all he knows he’s a pretty sight. Nevertheless he shouldn’t be trusted too much as he’s very fierce when it comes to unknown hands reaching out to him

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Happy Bi Visibility Day Everyone!

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Magi, Jafar

Like and reblog with the name and fandom of that one character you scream in happiness at when they come onto the TV screen or appear on the next chapter

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Sinturtle poll

Let me know if you lovely want more Sinturtle! 🐢

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Sinturtle

Sinbad as a turtle when Jafar tells him he has the day off