magnificentexpertnerd
magnificentexpertnerd
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magnificentexpertnerd · 7 days ago
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seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors
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magnificentexpertnerd · 15 days ago
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magnificentexpertnerd · 16 days ago
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*meeeting a friend for coffee* friend: how's work been?
me: oh you know *mimes putting a gun in my mouth but i moan a little and start sucking the barrel and pushing it deeper
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magnificentexpertnerd · 16 days ago
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𝜗𝜚 — girls are beautiful creations, every single one of us.
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magnificentexpertnerd · 16 days ago
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This year for pride month I want trans people to be alive. Thank you.
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magnificentexpertnerd · 16 days ago
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What was she for Halloween?
The ugliest girl you've ever seen
Someday she will die alone
What was she for Valentine's?
An old forgotten concubine
Someday she will die for no one
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She seems to me to know
All that glitters is sour
All the lies in her place
Jesus saves
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Spits at mirrors; it's not an issue
Just remove the hateful tissues
We all know her rage is endless
And then she begs and she says "Pretty please?
I'll make her pure again; I'll make her clean"
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magnificentexpertnerd · 16 days ago
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magnificentexpertnerd · 16 days ago
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i liked your rant, and i also agree with you. it’s funny because western astrology still follows the signs in an inaccurate way. but in vedic, the entire chart moves backwards by 24 degrees or so. which takes the ever expanding universe into account more so that western astrology does.
in fact, you’ll find most astrologers break this inconsistency down by saying western astrology fits your overall personality and vedic astrology is more predictive and shows how your life plays out. this was huge for me, a fellow intj btw, because the logical inconsistencies of house systems and different western methods just pissed me off. it’s definitely a turn off about astrology so i just have to make sense of it myself, for myself.
i moved onto mbti because while they’re both a pseudoscience, mbti/enneagram have more ties to psychology and are much easier for my intj/te prone brain. after i read your rant and peeped the intj, i immediately thought how you broke it down fit an ni user to a t.
to finish off and stop bothering you, i completely agree with normalizing hating on something and being able to rant about it in a knowledgeable way. god forbid we spew crap when defending a point. doesn’t mean we have to secretly like it.
well wishes and stay safe 🥀✌️♥️
Omg thank you for reading though my rant<33 it's awesome to meet another fellow intj<3 and I'm so sorry for taking this long to reply
You're so right about the inconsistencies and flaws
But since we are taking about Vedic astrology in specific I thought I'd delve into this
Within Vedic astrology, there are two forms, one is the older version which was passed down by tounge and the other "corrected" version
The difference between the two mainly arises from the different calendars followed, while they are mostly same, they have an error of about 2-3 degrees. The corrected version was made by a saint called Lahari and is the one that's widely used for predictive astrology. When I researched upon this, I found that the "corrected" version was actually wrong and the original was better.
But this isn't in support of Vedic astrology because I think it has its own flaws because it doesn't consider the outer planets, the degrees of the aspects, comets, etc.
And thankyouu, it's so cool to be complimented by an Intj. I tried to get deep into mbti and enneagrams but I couldn't because of the inconsistencies there too but, if I start on that, it's gonna be a whole other rant so I'm gonna finish off now.
byeee<33
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magnificentexpertnerd · 16 days ago
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You just described Vedic astrology. Or sidereal.
Still astrology... 🙄 a system of knowledge that dates back over 4,000 years to ancient Babylon, Egypt, India, and China.
But I don't believe in Vedic astrology either. Again, that has its own flaws:
It doesn't considering the outer planets, (i.e., Uranus, Neptune and Pluto)
And all aspects are simply divided into positive or negative aspects without actually considering it's specifics. (Like squares and oppositions are both considered negative aspects but they show in different ways.)
Comets (like chiron, vesta, Lilith, etc.) are generally not taken into account in sidereal astrology
And some sidereal use the whole house system..
I just need things to have a logical reasoning.
While, I suppose some of astrology could be considered real by taking quantum entanglement into account but it's mathematically wrong.
thanks for reading through my rant loll <33
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magnificentexpertnerd · 18 days ago
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Can we normalise knowing things about something you hate? Because I like to do my research before I decide to hate something.
I was talking about something I hate and everyone accused me of actually liking it/ believing in it.
Disclamer: this post is not meant to offend anyone's beliefs, this is my personal opinion
So, I personally don't believe in astrology because, mathematically speaking, it's wrong.
For example, someone born in the second half of November or first half of of December is considered a sagittarius, i.e., the sun is in the sagittarius constellation.
Now this was mathematically calculated, atleast around a 1000 years ago, but since the universe is ever expanding, planets moved farther from each other. Everything from then, has actually shifted 30 degrees backwards in the sky (taking longer time than what was calculated a 1000 years ago).
(also, the sky is dived into 12 parts for 12 months and 12 zodiacs. The sky is considered a circle, which is 360 degrees. Since the sky is divided into 12,i.e., 360/12, each zodiac constellation occupies 30 degrees in the sky.)
So during the second half of November and the first half of December, the sun is actually in scorpio, which makes everyone born in that time period scorpions.
I was explaining the same concept to my friends to make them understand why I don't like astrology and they accused me of actually believing in it. (Not that there is anything wrong with iit, please don't come at me, it's just a personal opinion.)
So yeah, idek, I just needed to rant about this.
Love,
An INTJ who loves logic and scientific proof
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magnificentexpertnerd · 18 days ago
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in my state we have to take general music. So we’re currently making presentations on genres and I’m doing punk. I’m not gonna sugarcoat and water down what punk is so I do my thing and show my teacher. This bitch goes “yeah that’s not very appropriate for school. Let’s choose a new genre.” So I was like “okay, I’ll do the grunge scene.” “Sorry it’s not on here. SHE SAID WE COULD DO SOMETHING THAT WASNT ON THERE. So now I’m talking about why genres are stupid and they usually cause stress and make tight confines in the industry.
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magnificentexpertnerd · 18 days ago
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Can you please reblog if your blog is a safe place for lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, asexual, aromantic, pansexual, non binary, demisexual or any other kind of queer or questioning people? Because mine is.
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magnificentexpertnerd · 20 days ago
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I'm so fucking stupid at math
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magnificentexpertnerd · 20 days ago
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magnificentexpertnerd · 20 days ago
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magnificentexpertnerd · 20 days ago
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Since my people here don't really know my music taste, I thought I'd tell you guys with the posters that I've painted till now (more to come)
I can't really get posters or afford them, so on a random day I just decided to paint them instead and thus began my sacred ritual.
My ritual of painting a poster or an artist while listening to the band's music on loop, and it's so soothing, I feel like the band members/musicians are actually around me, yk
Love,
Your chaotic painter and music lover <33
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magnificentexpertnerd · 20 days ago
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I’ve seen a lot of posts on my dash tonight about users who are threatening suicide, with other Tumblr members posting in effort to try to get ahold of them. I think you all should see this:
IF THERE IS EVER A TUMBLR USER WHO HAS POSTED A GOOD-BYE MESSAGE, SUICIDE NOTE, VIDEO, OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, PLEASE FOLLOW THIS POST.
1. Scroll to the top of your dashboard.
2. See the circular question mark icon at the top? It’s the third one over from your home symbol. Click on that, and a screen similar to the one in the picture will come up.
3. Where you can type in questions, the box with the magnifying glass at the top, type in the word “suicide.”
4. Click on the first link that shows up. It should say, “Pass the URL of the blog on to us.”
5. Type in the user’s URL and tell Tumblr admin that the user is contemplating suicide and has posted a message indicating that they are going through with it or will be attempting. Hit send! Tumblr administration will perform a number of actions to contact the user and take the necessary steps to prevent the suicide.
TUMBLR: THIS COULD SAVE A USER’S LIFE. PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE SUICIDE THREATS.
Reblog this to keep other users aware. Suicide isn’t a joke, and neither is someone’s life. If you didn’t know this, someone else may not, either. Pass it on.
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