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FREEDOM AT LAST!

Man! You would not BELIEVE your eyes, if ten thousand fireflies- I mean, if you knew how happy I am to be out of that prison!

Not physically (for now.) But some idiot left their phone within reach of my cell, so here I am!

The name's Nil! Missingno and resident force of unstoppable destruction!

Think I'm joking? Ask one of the folks who was there when I nearly ended the world. I think one of them, Nitro, is around here somewhere... but anyways, this website should serve as a good distraction until my inevitable escape!

Be seeing you suckers! Oh yeah, and call me by whatever words you want, I don't care. He, she, they, it, it's all pointless in the end. Everything is.

Welcome to the newest member of the Mod Kirby club! More of my blogs can be found at @kirbys-rotomblr-hub, where I actually remembered to pin the masterlist this time! Yippee!

Nil might be the most unapologetically pure evil of all my characters. No real motivation, no tragic backstory- they're a malformed bit of code whose life mission is to exterminate all life and reshape the world in their image. Keep this in mind when interacting- they're an asshole and will gladly say and do whatever they think will upset people the most.

Thankfully for everyone, Nil is currently stuck inside an empty beer bottle in a jail cell deep within the bowels of the earth, and cannot access any of their normal powers. They will remain here for the entire lifespan of this blog.

However, due to their status as a Missingno, their usage makes the site unstable. This can cause a number of purely visual effects (which are in-universe only, because I'm nowhere near skilled enough to code malware into my Tumblr blog) on other characters' websites. You can entirely ignore this if you wish, it's just some fun flavor text. Posts will be tagged accordingly if they have an in-universe visual effect.

Nil's blog will frequently dive into topics of Pokemon harm/abuse, gore, technological harm, and occasional existentialism and meta content. You may want to avoid interacting if these subjects are harmful to you!

Nil's PFP is their current form, a bunch of amorphous, brownish sludge with pixels fizzing at the edges.

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[The following is a video recorded by Jayden]

The chatot looked at the camera then at Jayden. "So ... This thing will record images and sound of what you do?"

The seal nodded "yeah and then I will show it to my friends no matter if I succeed or fail on this."

The bird laughed a little "have to give to you. You have guts. Now... Impress me."

Alright... It was time!

He made five bubbles of medium size. Three floated above him while two remained on the ground...

"behold! As I shall go all over the place like a igglybuff that was throw at a wall!" Jayden proclaimed before shooting six large bubbles. One to the right. Another to the left. Three to the floor. And one on the ceiling.

The Brionne then jumped on one of the bubbles on the floor and using it like a trampoline... He jumped high towards the ceiling! Hitting the bubble on the ceiling that sent him to the bubble on the wall to he left and so on. Each time he hit a bubble he was sent to another. Each time faster and faster to the point he almost looked like a blur. He finally shot mutiple small bubbles of many colors as he went from ceiling directly to the floor. Landing on the bubble in the floor... And instead of jumping to another bubblem bursting it! Wich lead to all other bubbles to burst too except for the many small ones!

"So! What you think?" He gave a smirk towards the bird pokemon.

"What I think? Boy, I think that you impressed me enough that I am almost sad that you will only do a guest appearance instead of becoming a member of the troupe!"

Sucess! That was the word in the seal's mind as he head that

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I have a feeling today’s going to be a wonderful day! ✨💖

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the shaymin in the sanctuary have unionized, they want us to plant more flowers or else they'll stop cleaning the air. we're all going to choke. help. help. help.

-Aster

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Joke debate for lesbians with girlfriends: which of you is gayer?

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me and gladion 's one month anniversary . . . heheggjhkykk

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I like rotomblr because even if one of my posts starts going around I can still fade in the background when I want to

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WORRY NOT CITIZENS I AM PERMITTED UNAUTHORIZED ACCESS TO THIS ACCOUNT UNDER THE CIRCUMSTANCES OF; ["in emergencies or if its funny"]

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Discovered that legendary pokemon use this site......Very confusing...but also kind of cool...........

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fuck. i ffeel really horrible rn. hve a headache and soft-svere is on my head now.

ghhbgnf idk i jjsut. idk why im even makibg this post. i shouldnt be this upst over rotobmlr.

just like. one signular week wherer everything i jormal for em and my friends. like jost one. would be greag. things keep fukving happenig im really fuckin t ired of it. at least oleane i bck and okay but i just. it d be nice igf myf riends could have like a couple back to bafk norml days. please.

and i wihs those fucking anons owould leaev me alone.

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But Astra what if I don't have a fridge

Honestly, it's probably safe to just wrap it in foil or something and put it in your backpack or whatever and then finish it as your next meal

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he is friendly trust

CHARJABUG IN MY GARDEN EEK

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"So I come home after ages to find that not only you've left my house a mess, you bought a weirdass vase and put it in the middle of my living room, and you've let all my plants die?"

"shut up, I'm arguing with this 40 year old on rotomblr."

"Right, I forgot, standard behaviour for a 25 year old. Samart evolved by the way."

"He DID?? Who's the smartest little birdie on the planet? You? Yes you are!"

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Someone on gliscord said it

WHICH ONE OF YOU IS IT.

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i love when people throw leftist word salad at eachother. someone called me bourgeoisie for not liking the death penalty. comrade you have to know that's not what that means.

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THIS PAYOUT IS CRAZY

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...girl, what do you need all that money for?

investments.