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A wish bounced off the moon and broke up on reentry, blanketing the southwestern USA in shards of high velocity desire.

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rich people throughout history cannot help being so fucked up and insane. why is it now a status symbol to be botched with filler etc. “look how i can afford to permanently disfigure myself” well look how on my middle class salary i can afford to be good looking and attractive with the face of a human being and not a grotesque caricature of one

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Art by Bohao Wang

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Wouldn't it be funny if I held the cursed Amulet for a bit? Like as a joke?

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not to get too deep on main but did anyone else have such deeply rooted issues with their self worth for so long that they thought as a kid/teen that their only redeeming feature was being “low maintenance” and now as an adult you give yourself guilt pangs asking for any more than the barest minimum in virtually any relationship because asking for things might negate your only good quality which is just “doesn’t ask for things”

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maybe I'll get killed soon cause I earned it

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fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this

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had a dream where my mom tried to give our Venus fly trap a spoonful of milk and it immediately started hacking and coughing like an adult human man

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The ship's mascot, a Persian kitten, finds a quiet spot in a special hammock. Aboard HM Indian Sloop Godavari, August 1943

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(by ryanresatka)

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calvin and hobbes