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okay so I don't really post here ever but I want to tell you a story about having a dog. hopefully someone who wants to buy a dog as a xmas present will think twice.

you know what my dog did today? my sweetest little pup hid in some bushes and ate shit. well, you will say, some dogs do that, tough luck. sure they do, but you know what happened when I left home for 30 mins?

my sweet little pup threw up this shit all over the living room floor, sofa, and his fav pillow.

and if you are looking for an answer why puke if you decide to eat shit anyway, it's because he also ate 3 pieces of plastic. and some leaves. and a freaking slug. because apparently shit is so delicious that you don't even notice you're eating polyethylene.

and as during puking some of this shit got on his paws, he decided to clean himself. smearing the shit all over him and his bed.

so next time if you "think you want a dog because they are cute", ask yourself a question if you want half-digested shit on the floor of the room where you eat.

if the answer is yes - congrats! you are ready to be a dog mom.

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man i’m so clingy but i’m rly lowkey about it like i won’t text u more than three times if u stop responding but i’ll probably cry myself to sleep for two weeks straight and wonder what i did to make u hate me even if u have a reasonable excuse for not responding haha nice 

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jumps in on the meme wagon with gsnk

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I am a firm believer that rough sex and cuddling go hand in hand.

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foods dangerous to dogs:

avocadoes

alcohol

raw bread dough

caffeine

chocolate

grapes and raisins

onions and garlic

macadamia nuts

raw salmon

xylitol (artificial sweeteners)

if you have a dog please reblog this

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Battle of The Countries #25

more?

British photoset #24

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Don’t tell me you “understand” why I’m vegan. If you understood you’d be vegan, too.

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do you ever get your period and just think about your recent behavior like wow that explains a lot

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The tip of my finger touches you And I know I’m not alone With the single bent wing we were given.

— Trigger by Yuuki Ozaki

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people say ‘I love you’ in a lot of different ways

'eat something'

'buckle up'

'get some sleep'

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Free! + Text Posts (inspired by arminizewithme)

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Shoei!Kiyoshi (´ヮ`)

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I live for the moment when my phone is fully charged so I can unplug it and roll to the other side of the bed.

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i get anxious for people who fall asleep on public transit. like where is your home? how many stops have you missed? this was not a time for a nap