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Salmeh x laughing German guy

“GUYSSS AHUHHUHUHUH I WANNA SHOW U SOMETHING” peter exclaimed in his german (austrian) accent. He was so excited to show his loving fans the view from the mountain top and his ankle covers. “IN AUSTRIA WE CALL THOSE… MMM… GAMASHEN! OR SHUTSÊN! AHUHUHUHUHUH” he exclaimed, before he began mewing and unbuttoning the top few buttons of his shirt. Being the clumsy little man he is, he accidentally slipped down the mountain. It was almost like fate. Salmeh happened to be hiking up that same mountain in Austria at that very moment… Peter came CRASHING DOWN into Salmeh. *CABLOOEY BADABOOEY CRACKOW* Their nyashes jiggled in the moonlight. It was watery, and almost.. poetic.

“Omg I'm so sorry…” Salmeh said embarrassed before seeing Peter's face. When she saw who had crashed into her, she SCREAMED. “OMG ARE YOU PETER THE GERMAN (austrian) GUY FROM TIKTOK?? I ALWAYS SEE YOUR THIRST TRAPS ON INSTAGRAM REELS.”

Their nyashes were still touching, so Peter moved away, a little scared. Being the wise man he was, he decided to drop some inspiration on Salmeh.

“Hey! Why are so less people protecting theirselfs? Did you know that you can build a shield around you that is protecting you? Imagine your happiness to be like fire… a fire that is burning inside of you.. And even a small spark can lit it up.. Like the smile of a person you love. But also, a small drop of water can bring your fire into danger. But what is this small drop of water? Negativity. ALWAYS remember to be positive, Salmeh Noori.” Peter said softly, as he began levitating and slowly fading away into the sunlight, never to be seen again.

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the ugly bald headed miserable loser that told us to shush x y/n

"Can you guys just shush up??!! You've been talking for half the act!!" The ugly bald headed miserable loser turned and yelled at Sara.

Sara's eyes widened in fear.

That man had been side eyeing her the entire show, glaring at her, making direct and prolonged eye contact with her... waiting for her to stop talking to the rat sitting next to her.

"Drats! That was embarassing!" Sara internally screamed. "Now I can't focus on the rest of the show!"

Sara had never been spoken to like that. Although it was extremely embarassing, she wasn't...upset. That was something new to her.

It took her a bit to process the current situation. Sitting stiff in her chair, barely breathing....Wow.. this had really taken a toll on her. She didn't know if she was supposed to feel embarrassed, upset, or... excited?

Sara stayed silent for the duration of the play. With the ocassional internal squeal at the sight of THE Black Swan.

As the show ended and the audience began making their way out of the auditorium, Sara slowly but surely stood up. She sneaked her way out while using her friends as a human shield. She couldn't be caught in the fire of that ugly bald headed miserable loser's tantrum again.

All of a sudden...*giant explosion sound*

That was a sound...of a collapsed nyash. Similar to the collapse of a star. But what is a supernova to a supernyasha.

The audience scrambled away from the source, screaming, yelping, crying.

Only Sara remained in her spot. With an incinerated Salmeh in front of her. The supernyasha had incinerated her on spot. "Thank you for your service, Salmeh" Sara thought.

At the center of this all...was the bald headed miserable loser. So it was his nyash that went through a supernyasha...that's a once in a millenia event. The auditorium was littered with screaming people, incinerated people, and gaseous fires. While everything had been chaos, Sara stood there in the midst of it all... gazing longingly that Mr. Supernyasha.

"I-What just happened?" the bald headed miserable loser said after a good minute of being in a state of catatonic shock.

"You...you're nyash was undergoing through the ultimate stage of meiosis, the supernyasha..." Sara stuttered in fear and awe.

"Why are you still here? Run while you still can. Save yourself. The second round is on its way." the bald headed miserable loser whimpered, tears beginning to stream down his face.

"No...you can't go through this alone Mr. bald headed miserable loser... You're the only one that has ever been real with me. I can't lose you too. Not after I just lost the Black Swan. And my friends too I guess."

The bald headed miserable loser looked at her in shock as Sara slowly walked over to him, wrapping her arms around the newly evovled Nyash. "This feels unreal. I've never seen one in person."

"Young lady, please run while you still can. The aftermath will incinerate the both of us!"

"I'm with you to the end. This is our requiem. Our salvation. Your supernyasha is the sign of the coming of a new world."

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salmeh x grandma nyash

So for salmeh’s sake instead of a grandpa, it’ll be Dr. Cobb.

Enjoyyyy

Salmeh’s breath hitched as dr Cobb stepped into her bedroom. His huge, oversized trench coat swaying from side to side as he enters the room. Which was weird for salmeh because there was NO WIND in her room. So what’s making that very oversized coat shake so much?? (She wondered).

“Dr Cobb… it’s 12 am, are you trying to give me my grades??”

“Why would i be doing that at such timing darling?”

Salmeh examined her grandpa, wondering what’s going on behind those piercing eyes.

Before she could get lost in her thoughts.

Her grandpa does the UNEXPECTABLE.

He turns around.

And starts shaking like THERES NO TOMMOROW.

Salmeh’s soul left her body.

The MASSIVE, PHYSICS DEFYING, GLORIOUS loaves of wrinkled bread shook and shook and shook.

It clapped like thunder. All her furniture started jumping up and down. As If it enjoyed the masterpiece as much as she did. And salmeh could’ve sworn she heard a car alarm go off in the distance.

“Dr Cobb, what are you.. what are you doing??”

She said as she held on to her bed sheets for dear life.

Dr Cob painfully yet slowly glanced over his shoulder, continuing his foul acts.

“You like what you see ms. Noori?”

His voice was smooth yet dangerous.

She tried to look away. She reaaally did. But the way it moved.. the way it jiggled…

It was impossible to ignore.

Dr Cobb finally stopped. Salmeh was grateful. If he kept going on for two more seconds she would’ve combusted right then and there.

He turned around. Looking her directly in the eye. “You don’t understand salmeh..”

My NYASH. It’s not only there to impress.

It’s.. it’s also a weapon.”

And before she could even blink. THE NYASH STRUCK.

It grabbed her by the waist and choked her

She was soon dead..

“If only she never admired it, i actually liked ms. Noori. She had good essays 😔"

Dunnnn dunnn. Dunn.

Who will dr cobb’s next enemy be???

Guesses will be appreciated. Thank you. And always. Don’t forget to shake your NYASH.

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My dear friend, you had mentioned “glimmer’s juicy jiggly butt” in a post that I had submitted to you. YOU SAID THAT I SAID THAT WHEN U EDITED IT. I WAS IN DISTRESS. Though I did not appreciate that, here is a pic I found for you. 😒 u are a cheek and u need to go eat some asparagus rn bro 🤬

Sincerely,

Your friend ( I’m not elaborating 😡)

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mariam x garlic

“His pecs bro..” Mariam drooled. Biology Lab started, and today’s assignment was group work, so Mariam and her baddie lab partner were paired with Garick and Fisherman. Mariam was trying her best to focus on counting the stomata, but as she was looking in the microscope, Garrick was standing behind her, TOWERING over her with his 6’2 linebacker ahh. She looked behind her, and all she saw was a face full of his pecs. Yummy. She wanted to take a lick. Sorry, anyways, Garrick, coming in with the playful banter he always did, said, “haha, looks like you finally did the lab right Mariam. You're not so bad, but me and Kobie are still better than u little rockstar 😂.” Mariam blushed and flirtatiously dissed him back. Alright bro. Mariam grabbed Garick’s number to send him the stomata data, but yk what her ACTUAL motives were. Long story short, she woke up to a good morning message with two hearts and one sun emoji.

Next week’s lab was the PCR lab. The goal was to extract DNA from a certain food, but in this limited edition fic, instead of testing the DNA for GMO’s, this time, we would try cross breeding! The DNA would be injected into rats to see what would happen ig. Mariam’s group would be using garlic DNA. They successfully extracted the garlic’s DNA and drew it up with a syringe. It was Garick’s turn to work, and he went to inject the lil rat with garlic DNA, but he accidentally missed and injected his hand..

Right before Mariam’s eyes, Garick began to transform. He went from a white boy to a white vegetable.

Garick was now…. garlic.

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It's been years since I posted

So here's this

Here's a ship I like to call jelly

So it's basically james Charles x Ynw Melly for all the porky people who didn't understand. here it goes.. James and Melly make jelly.

James's POV

"it's been one longggg day sisters and I think it's FINALLY time to end this video, hope you enjoyed and I'll see you next time, bye sisters."

I had finally finished my makeup tutorial x my favorite drake playlist, it was a blast.

Today I have one meeting and after that I'm going out for dinner with my BF, YNW Melly.

....

After the meeting I went to get ready for my Dinner date. I wore some chick white pants with holes for the cheeks, and a hawt black sweater. ynw GON love this cake today 😏.

*Beep* *Beep* oooo he here, I grab my bag, spray some perfume, jiggle my cheeks in the mirror, and I'm out the door.

YNW Melly's POV:

i was shocked, when that white beauty came walking out of that house, I straight up was about to die right in my car seat. I think I'm falling in love.

"hey suga" I say to James "lookin EXTRA delicious today."

right away my suga thang blushed, I love how I make em feel.

...

when we arrived at the restaurant, I got out of the car to open the door for james. When he got out of the car, back towards me, i opened my mount so widely, James looked at me and blushed, oh no.. he thinks I like the view. Okay I know he got a juicy thang but LETTIN IT HANG LIKE THAT. NAH BRU NAH.

"what" he say while smiling. He bounced it a bit. Oh god I'm gonna go get run over.

"um suga.. why you letting it thang like that.."

he immediately frowned.

"what do you mean.. it's not nice?"

no that's not what I mean but..

"BUT WHAT?!"

bu-

"BUT WHAT MELLY"

James then grabbed my face. and stuffed it in his cheeks, and farted. I died.

James POV:

I took the car keys from his hands and got in the car, drove to Drakes house. And ate Belgium waffles and pho with him. Then I left and watched some BTS videos with bts. we wheezed, and sneezed.

mama black sheep seesee.

the end.

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Catra x Hordak

A/n: I got an anonymous ask for this request but i accidentally deleted it.. sorry but here it is.

Once upon a time lived a happy couple in a big kingdom. Their names were Catra and Hordak. They loved each other SO VERY MUCH. Staying with each other was all they practically did everyday. The day of Catra’s Birthday had finally come. Hordak was planning to finally propose to the love of his life that day. When the time has come, he got down on his knees and said the most beautiful words catra had ever heard, “Will you Marry-“

“CATRA! WHAT ARE YOU DOING, GET UP!”

“yes, hordak..” Catra was so busy day dreaming about the two of them she forgot to do her task for the day, she knew she was in big trouble.

“I SHOULD HAVE NEVER MADE YOU FORCE CAPTAIN! WHAT A SHAME. ENTRAPTA IS SO MUCH BETTER THEN YOUR FILTHY WORTHLESS- ARGHU ARGHU AUGH ARGUGH AUUURGHGU”

“um hordak are you oka-“

“ARGUH *COUGH*

Catra went to help the coughing hordak. he was struggling intensely, it looked like a fly had chocked him to the point where he can’t breathe. Hordak tried asking Catra for help, but the coughed were louder.

“ARGHU ARGHU ARGHU HELP ARGHU”. Catra ran to help him. but Hordak fell to the floor and started slithering like sara when a new bts song comes out. He then started Singing a song by Harry Styles, Salmeh’s Crush. catra was more concerned then ever. How could this choking creature slither and sing at the same time. it was quite a horrible sight. Catra didn’t even like hordak anymore. She knew her worth and so she watched hordak choke and sing while grinning.

she then headed towards hordak, and kicked him in the butt as hard as she can, but that was a BIG MISTAKE. her leg got stuck in hordak’s butt crack. she couldn’t take it out.. so now she started to slither just like hordak. “AHHHHHH” she tried to move her leg but it didn’t help, it was really DEEP in there. Catra was Traumatized, Scared, Grossed out, ready to die, all in one.

Entrapta then came in the room with her earphones on jamming to i’m a single lady by beyoncé. she saw the horrific sight in front of her. but being the amazing person she is, she didn’t judge, she knew all lovers have their own way of loving.. so she respectfully left the room, not hearing catra’s cries for help over her loud music.

Hordak has already died from the choking. Catras leg was still stuck in the crack. when she finally took it out after 2 hours. she grabbed all the poop it was covered in and went to make a cake. she covered the cake with Hordak poop icing that she managed to grab from his crack. And gave the cake to Entrapta. Entrapta ate it and enjoyed it. But soon died as well..

Rest in Peace Hordak and Entrapta.

:) Not me making all my fics with death at the end..

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Hey! I’m new to your account and I see that you do some she ra fics. So if you still do them, may I please request a shadow weaver x reader, please! Thanks, hun! 😁😅

A/N: HEY THERE!! WELCOME TO THE ACCOUNT.. your totally new and I totally have no idea who u r. 🤩🤩 Here you go!

“AHHHHHHHHH”, you hear catra scream so loud, you jump, your cheeks gasp so loud they fart. it was coming from Shadow Weaver’s cell, you start to worry right away and slowly tip toe towards the cell, making sure catra doesn’t see you. You hide behind a wall, having a good view of Catra. She was on the floor, defeated, crying her guts out. You look around the cell and you accidentally gasp when you see that shadow weaver is gone. You hide behind the wall praying catra didn’t hear you, the girl can get a little crazy when she’s upset. Catra then uncontrollably starts throwing it back. *sob*. *throw back*. you hear shuffling behind you and you instantly turn around.

“Shadow weaver?!”, you whisper shout.

“I had to get out of there, to see you.. it’s been too long and I miss you so much, I really think you should give me one more chance, I won’t ever make that mistake again, never, I.. I miss you so much y/n, and I .. I OOGLY DOOGLY LOVE YOU!” she whisper shouts back.

Now you might be confused, so here’s a throwback.

You had just finished a long day of work. When the day was finally over you were so excited to go meet the love of your life, shadow weaver, you loved the way she weaved shadows for you. When you get to your house, you open the door and gasp LOUDLY.

The sight in front of you is the most shocking thing you ever saw.

There sat shadow weaver, booty bumping catra...

*present*

“Shadow weaver.. we are not doing this now, not here, but I’ll tell you this. You knew how special booty bumping was to me, how I wanted to booty bump with you, then I come see you and catra laughing, giggling, and having the best time of your life booty bumping her?..”

Shadow weaver looked devastated.

She turns around and says “spAnk me”

“Uh what?..”

“I said spank me”, she defeatdly says.

You spank her, hard. Harder then you intended. You burn her cheeks off, and the spank was so hard you send her back to her cell, back to catra.

Shadow weaver screams so loud she startles catra, catra was so busy sobbing when she heard shadow wavers scream she had a heart attack. A heart attack which lead to her death.

“What in the saggy eyelids jusy happend?” You ask you self. You don’t know. But what you did know was life, and you had to move on. You book a ticket to Earth. Alabama, United States. And start a new life, without catra, or shadow weaver.

A/N: for anyone who doesn’t know what booty bumping is, it’s basically when two people turn around behinds facing each other. Then they bump their behinds very hard, whoever falls loses.

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Eat me and everything else with some hot sauce.

Oh! Well then. I must empty out my stomach completely so I can enjoy you and everything with some hot sauce 🥵 

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tony stark x loki pls 😝

A/n: you asked for this 😏

Pepper had left tony stark for a full week now. Tony has been devistated ever since, he didn’t blame her for leaving him tho.  it was just all too much for poor pepper. It was one thing being with a self absorbed man, but it was another thing being with a full dang superhero. 

After pepper leaft tony, he started working on his suits again. He liked the familiarity he had whenever working on them. He liked how he could always go back to his suits when life was a complete mess. And he also liked how he was in control when rebuilding them.

In fact, he was rewiring one of his new suits right now. As he was working, his doorbell rang.  “Hey Jarvis, show me who’s at the door,”

““Well sir, it looks like it’s the one and only, Loki”.

Tony was kind of shocked, although he didn’t show it. What was Loki doing here.

He walked up to his front door and opened the door. Loki looked bad, bruised all over his face and hands, skin very pale, eyes burning red.  “Are you going to say something or let me in already?”, Loki said impatiently.

“Um yea sorry, come in”. Now Tony knew Loki was hurt, he could see it in his eyes. This was no trick.

Loki sat on the sofa in the living room. ““Hey Jarvis, can you scan his boys for me, let me know what’s going on.”

“Of course sir, he has multiple severe external bruising and a migrane”.

““Alrighty well, here’s some medicine, this will help with the migrane, and let me grab the first aid kit for the bruises.”

““Ph and would you want anything to drink?”

““Anything with a lot of alcohol”

““I don’t think so”

....

After Tony mended all of Loki’s bruises, he gave him some fruit juice and poured some alcohol for himself. After a while they headed to sleep, Loki in the guest room, and Tony in his room. 

..... next day ......

When Tony woke up, he felt a body next to him, he was too sleepy to see who it was. So imagining it would be pepper, he hugged the body. The body hugged him back. Ahh I love you pepper.  He started to kiss the body, the cutie pattooties no lipped mischief of god. 

Hold up- 

“AHHH” 

“AHHH” 

““WHAT ARE TOU DOIJG IN MY BED” 

““SHUT UP AND KISS ME YOU MEWLING QUIM”

““UH OKAY”

They made out. And their relationship became reality.

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glimmer: *struggling* now from the top, make it drop that’s a wap.

bow: *concerned because she just fell out of the sky after nearly being drowned* but still has a crush on glimmers juicy jiggly butt

catra: go sis! i hate u but u killin it. mr. worldwide 😾😾

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To Dave: What’s your secret to being such a lady’s man 😏😏😍

Well, would it be a secret if I shared it with you?😏

Nah I’m just playinnn. You just gotta have that natural charm man. Let those biceps and abs show too 😉

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to gordon ramsay: would you chop up dina? 😏

To Anon: Well yes of course. Why would I not? She looks very meaty so I must chop her up. Squeeze all those delicious bloody juices and make some stake with her thigh fat, then cut up her belly fat and make some meat nuggets. For her devious salty fingers I would make some tenders. And with the extra meat I’ll just make my most famous, delicious, amazing, incredible beef Wellington. Thanks for asking the question mate, I’m seriously considering it now. 

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YO CATRA X READER PART 3

A/n: Woah man this request has been sitting in my inbox for a while so time to take care of it.

Hey y/n, please wake up... I just Can't loose you right now.. please.. please..." I faintly hear, I try to look around me but all I see is black. "Hello who's there" I say. I hear a loud gasp "Y/N, YOUR ALIVE". I recognized the voice immediately, how could I not, it was my one and only, my beloved catra. “Catra!" I try to yell but my throat hurts.

"Omg y/n! I missed you so much, I thought I lost you! I dont know what I would've done without you"

 "oh my god I thought I lost you too, the last thing I heard before fainting was the doctor saying you were flat lining." My vision slowly started to clear up. I could slowly but surely start to see catra's face, her beautiful green and blue eyes, her messy air, her shining white teeth..

““You done dreamin yet?”, she says to me with a scowl. I look at Catra with a puzzled face.

What does she mean I’m dreaming?? Catra slowly starts fading away, and instead of her I start seeing another woman. she wore an all white jacket with a black mask to cover her face. ““Who are you?”, I say. ““Oh honey, who I am doesn’t matter, but what matters are the answers your going to give me”, the woman says to me.

 I looked around the room, no Catra. “Where is Catra?” I asked as calmly as I possibly can. ““Can you stop talking about that idiot cat, now my first question, where has that cat been hiding for the past couple of mon-”

 “SCREW YOUR QUESTIONS, WHERE’S MY CATRA?!” I say starting to lose my cool, I try to slash at her but I’m being held back. I look down and I see I’m sitting in a chair, my feet and hands tied up tightly ONCE AGAIN.  “that idiot is probably dead by now for all I care, now I was going to be a bit nicer but I guess we are doing this the hard way”, the woman pulls out a knife and starts sharpening it. 

A/N: “Hey guys this chapter included ALOT and was all over the place ik but I needed to write it for a filler chapter. I’ll explain everything in the upcoming chapters, THANKS.”