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I’m so glad there are people in the Game Changer tag sufficiently obsessed with this show that they’re now building red string board conspiracy theories about how our beloved host Sam Reich might be possessed by the spirit of his (entirely fictional) evil ancestor Sam Dalton from the escape room episode. Normally I’d say that the evidence presented so far isn’t enough to beat the fact that they’ve never done some sort of “season arc” like that, much less a multi-season arc, and shown no sign of intending to do so—but on Game Changer, “they’ve never done something like that before and shown no sign of intending to do so” is EXACTLY why they would do something!

Incredible show. It’s mere existence is an ongoing experimental art performance. It’s also possible, of course, that instead of being possessed, Sam Reich has simply been replaced by his evil ancestor Sam Dalton, and is locked in a closet somewhere on set.

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Clint you've got to be fucking kidding me

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My one friend group can't stop saying, "See you in hell!" in a cheerful voice instead of, "Talk to you later!" and my other friend group can't stop calling things "penis" instead of "cool" or "good", so I just unironically uttered the phrase, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," as I got off the phone.

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daydreaming about writing: 🥰😍🥹❤️😊🌺✨😘

the act of actually writing: 😭😰😵‍💫😭😰😭☹️😖

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observe.

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Fanfic writers are like crows. If you give them treats (comments) they will bring you shiny things (fanfic)

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When I read a fanfic I like, the author becomes a mini celebrity to me. So when an author with a work I like kudos’ or comments on my own fanfic I just-

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If this post hits ___ notes by June 1st, I’ll . . .

50: Draw Sallie May and Mille

100: Draw Angel Dust and Molly

200: Draw Lucifer and a pile of duck things

300: Draw something spicy (sfw)

400: Draw my Hazbin OC as a request

500: Paint (IRL) a famous painting

600: Do a cover of a Hazbin song *

700: Do a cover of a Helluva song *

800: Do a cover of a Lemon Demon song

900: Do a cover of a Mother Mother or other requested song

1,000+: Start selling painted wooden ducks

* I will set up a poll to pick one

Reblogs are appreciated!

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not queer baiting. not burying my gays. but a secret third thing (whatever tf misha collins is doing)

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Imagining the various ways Batman and Brucie intersect from Jim Gordon’s POV and the funniest one my brain can come up with is:

Batman, examining the crime scene: “…you can’t do cocaine like that.”

Jim Gordon: “Wait. You can’t?”

Batman: “It’s not — if you try to inhale it like he did, you’d choke. But you wouldn’t die. Not even if it was laced with something.”

Jim Gordon, peering over his shoulder: “Uh huh.”

Batman:

Jim Gordon:

Batman:

Jim Gordon: “Why do you know so much about how to do coke?”

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I dropped everything else I was doing to finish this for penguin’s birthday

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thanks keyboard, when I accidentally typed hest instead of best I totally wanted the hest (norwegian word for horse) emoji