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“Oh yeah, I know what you mean about her potentially being innocent. People loved to create horror stories about women back then. I seriously wouldn’t be shocked.” Malcolm smiled, “Nah, I know what you mean. I have a lot of things that need to be totally in order.”

“Serial killer or peculiarities? Because for serial killers I’d say…” trailing for a moment to search her brain, Liesl shrugged, “Elizabeth Báthory, but only because I find her very interesting and possibly innocent. As for my favorite peculiarity it’d be having everything in my refrigerator in order. Bit boring of me, isn’t it?”

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“Solid choices. Dahmer’s on my list, for sure. Dennis Nilsen, he was basically the UK version of Dahmer. John Wayne Gacy was terrifying and that’s what I love.” Malcolm laughed at himself a little, first for starting the conversation this way, and second for finding himself checking the guy out.

“Weird. I guess I don’t really get asked that question too much if I think about it. Hmm, um.. probably the original night stalker, Dahmer, Ramirez. Who are some of yours?”

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“It’s all I want. And if I don’t die that way, I want there to be a puppy party at my funeral. Put them in my coffin.”

“I can’t think of a more peaceful death to be honest.”

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“I’ve definitely got some. Do you have a favorite?”

“I mean… it’s a bit weird, but I think we all have some peculiarities that other people would find really odd.”

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“Okay, are you looking to fuck, or are you looking for a boyfriend? ‘Cause I can help you with the first part, but I don’t know any of the guys here yet for the second.”

“Shut up, hamster boy. Help me. I’m desperate.”

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“Oh my god. Yes. If I died from being suffocated by a massive group of pug puppies, I’d die completely at peace.”

“I was thinking about how I want to die surrounded by puppies.”

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“I’ve learned that like, we’re a minority apparently. Most people look at you like you’re insane if you ask you who your favorite serial killer is. Who are some of yours though?”

“I was under the assumption that everyone had a list of favorite serial killers.” 

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“Okay, like- I can’t be the only one who has a list of favorite serial killers. That can’t just be a weird me-thing. Right?”

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“I feel like I understand you on a pure and visceral level.”

“Sorry what did you say? I was thinking about dogs.” 

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“It sure as hell ain’t me. Not this time.”

“So like… I was just gonna like, throw it out there… have you seen my new boyfriend? I haven’t met him yet.”

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HI YALL I'm kit I'll try to be on mobile tonight!! I work the graveyard shift so I'm on my way to work rn lmao

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text ✉️ pooh bear

jay: STOP

jay: he has a stupid name too

malcolm: TAKE UR DIQ OUT OF ONE OF US N PUT IT IN ANOTHER I GET IT

malcolm: omg i mean that's not hard to do around here but

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jay: short dark hair dark eyes looks a lil emo

jay: like u will know exactly who it is trust me

malcolm: we r all replaceable

malcolm: i'm sure i will tbh lmao

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Malcolm laughed and shrugged a little. “Is there actually any tea there? Or is it just the name? I like flowers and tea, especially together.” He tilted his head a little. “Where are you from? Your accent’s pretty thick.”

Churro smiled even wider when the stranger could also speak spanish. Spending so much time in Spain, his English started to become worse than his Spanish. “Yo soy. Me encantan las flores tanto.” The young male smiled. “Not just flowers, its just nature. Everythings so beautiful. 12/10 would recommend.” He chuckled.

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text ✉️ pooh bear

jay: i aint even gon tell u bc whn u see him u will know "oh ya thats the one"

malcolm: u have a p distinct type

malcolm: short

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jay: thats true i hate living by myself but i got a crush so shut up dont jinx me

malcolm: AW CUTE WHO

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jay: no im just telling u this is my spot

malcolm: just watch give it two days u gonna tell me to move in