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so, they didn’t want players killing kids in the new lego star wars, so they made them immune to friendly fire damage, but they didn’t make them invincible, so now speedrunners are doing extended air combos on them to cross large gaps and climb tall structures. this has been dubbed Child Flight

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getting big 45 minute vibes from this 15 minute recipe

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✨ Please reblog the polls to make them reach out to as many people as possible, but KEEP IT SPOILER-FREE to make people listen to the music with an open mind 💖 Artists and titles will be revealed after the poll's conclusion, check the original post for an update! ✨

Please don't spoil, this is not a quiz. :)

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I do share a lot of personal information on the internet but I share it exclusively in random posts and tags scattered across the years. If you want to steal my identity you need to work at it.

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Is your car (or your parents' car or family car) older than 10 years?

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wheeeeee wahooooo lalalala

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ppl in the age of cell phones: fucking up their necks

ppl in the age of books: fucking up their necks

ppl in the age of textile art: fucking up their necks

ppl in the age of picking lice: fucking up their necks

ppl in the age of cooking: fucking up their necks

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NO YOU CANT DO THAT

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bro are you real and also will a turtle attack me if I touch its foot

Pretty real, last I checked. And it might, but probably it will just pull the foot in and try to get away.

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Pipe expanding machine

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when i say i like hiking, i don’t mean “eight mile backpacking trip with special gear and an emergency beacon” sort of hiking, i mean a three mile loop to go look at pretty things and then a huge brunch after.

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decided im not going to be a people pleaser anymore if thats okay with you

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and to you, my honored mutuals, i bequeath my most treasured possession:

this screenshot of the word “anime” in a late 12th-century bestiary

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good morning bisexuals, people who go to bed at a reasonable time (…usually), short girls, middle children, people who have hilarious tags, glasses wearers, people who have lived in more than one country, brown eyed girls, people who left tumblr for a while but then came back, sweethearts, japanese breakfast fans, people who have an amazing sense of style, people with two cats, fast runners, and snoopy lovers