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objectifying men in armor will literally never get old. like, work it shiny boy. hit ‘em with that old razzle dazzle you fuckin trash can. hottie! (tucks $5 into your cuirass) 

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the curse of local theatre is that a show can change you forever and there is no recording of it anywhere at all and after a few years all you have are scattered memories and the knowledge that you were different before.

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Director: We talkin’ bout feet?

Actor: NOT A FETISH! Just something I know a lot about!

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Actor: I’m fine touching something that’s been in your mouth. I’m actually kind of into it.

Stage Manager: I’m learning so much about what everyone finds sexy tonight.

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sweeney todd: I am an emotionally devastated shell of a man who is on the edge of completely losing my grip on my sanity and reality as I mourn the loss of my life and family as I knew it

mrs. lovett, three minutes later: giving you shiny sharp objects is going to fix everything

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Heart's Reflection

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they did not appreciate my longsword technique at the job interview

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i think if i focused really really hard i could grow a leaf

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I made these!

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