manicmadness413

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Hello! Hiiiii we haven't heard from me in a while have we! Well I'm here to address my concerns about shipping in homestuck. You might be asking "why the fuck is this shit even relevant anymore?" And "who the fuck cares" well! The answer is ssssimple! Because I fucking care that's why! And because if I could count how many hate messages and bullshit I've gotten for people who had a problem with my otp. I wouldn't be writing this post. (Or how many times little 14 year old me cried because everyone hated her ships, this was when I was discovering who I was! But that's irrelevant!) DirkJane! Ooooooh the most hated ship in Homestuck is what I call it! But yes indeedy it is my otp! Now you might be shrieking! "Oh but hellooo Manic that's erasing Dirk's sexuality!" "Heeees gay!" But you fuckin know what bitch. I don't care. It's a cute ass ship right there and I am the god damned captain. See I personally headcanon Dirk as Homosexual and biromantic! And dear sweet Jane, as Asexual (asexual hyyype) and Panromantic (oh wait I'm asexual and panromantic. *gasps* ) See. I can headcanon whatever thE FUCK I WANT! and no one can do anything about that shit thank you very much! Now, you might be asking "Why does this matter tho" and sit down bitches because I'll fucking tell you. You want to know what I think of Johnkat and Davejohn? I fucking hate them, (same with davekat but that doesn't matter here) you know whyyy? Because some asshole shippers tried to tell me who I could and couldn't ship and they ruined those ships for me, thanks tho y'know. And because of one thing! You're erasing John's sexuality! *gasp* I know everyone fucking jokes about that line but Jesus Christ, you're doing the same thing you're yelling at me for. I realize that john could very well be in the closet or bicurious but until that's uncovered he's not a homosexual (he could even be homoromatic! Funny how sexuality and romantic attraction are a spectrum just like gender huh?) So uhh the next person to go off in my inbox about DirkJane can prematurely fuck right off to hell. Thx

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That's Roxy's scarf

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Ok. Weird little theory here but, what if Roxy could make others' quest beds? Like she takes things from nothing for the benefit of others right? ? I dunno think about it

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@ anyone who thinks that it was at all appropriate for Jasprosesprite^2 to call Jane Cookietits or that anything they said was remotely ok please stay 1000000000 feet away from me pls and thank you

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The thing Jasprosesprite^2 did when their face expanded and faded was probably a reference to the Cheshire Cat probably

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after a million years, here is another one

part 1 / jade / kids

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The only character in homestuck who has not once been an asshole is Ms. Paint tbh. Ms. Paint is unproblematic fave

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Can someone PLEASE upload the flash to YouTube or something. Goddamnit I don't want to be spoiled I don't have a computer

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See now,,, I.. I just, really love angry Kankri…and chucklevoodoos and choking so. this thing was spawned and I worked p hard on it so ye, enjoy OwO;;

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Briar Rose

a medieval fairy tale where the knight tries to save the princess guarded by a dragon and it’s evil magic, but in the end she turns out to be the dragon

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Credit to: Xamag-homestuck.tumblr.com

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Lets have a dystopian future movie where none of the actors are white

Not a single one

No reason

No explanation

There’s just no white people and not a single character questions it

Watch how quickly people notice and get pissed off

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more anti-valentines, for when someone’s just not getting the hint uwu

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I knew that if I upped the pitch on this song, it would be the perfect Rose anthem.

I just didn’t realize how perfect.

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How to Straighten Your Hair, By Damara Megido

THE FUCK THIS CURLY SHIT? 

NOT WORRY. I TEACH HOW FIX. EASY.

START WITH CLOSE EYE. BREATHE OUT. RELAX FACE.

INHALE ANGER OF THOUSAND BROKEN WOMAN.

B ECO oMME HEATt T.

TADA. NOW YOU LOOK LIKE MAIN CHARACTER.

あなたをファック。

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i’m going to be SO FAMOUS