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When ever I have a cough I instinctually act like an old timey, Wild West oil baron who has been afflicted tuberculosis and says shit like “I’m afraid I’m suffering from consumption”

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I started working this part time job thing yesterday, and this guy I was working with asked me what I wanted to do in college, and when I told him that I was going to do either law or psychology he said, “oh like Jordan Peterson” and then for seven excruciating minutes he went on about how Jordan Peterson just “gets the mind” and “is the last sane, non woke celebrity.” And I at this point was just trying to find away out of this conversation so I just was slowly stacking stacking shelves further and further away from him till he just ended it out of awkwardness

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I acknowledge the fact that my life would be so much easier if I just came out to my family, will I? No because that would be gay

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Guys, maybe we should cool it on the queen jokes. Just remember that she was a loving wife to her cousin and a caring mother to her pedophilic products of incest.

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They knew what they where doing when they took this photo