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mutuals please yell and scream at me to revamp my blog

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You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

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sucks so bad when a character you love is heavily infantilized. that is a grown man he knows what a cigarette is. intimately

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Not to be a bitch but sometimes people engage with fiction in the most boring way possible, and nowhere is this clearer than in videogames. Like what you mean you hate a character just because they were kind of abrasive when speaking to the player character? "They were mean to me" and it didn't occur to you to wonder why? Like, what might their attitude toward you reveal about the world? About the social dynamics within it? About their own perspectives and backgrounds and personalities? Does it even occur you to ask? Would you only have liked them if they bowed to your presence and talked about how great you are? Like I'm sorry but you're so boring. How boring fiction would be if it cathered to you

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not to be that guy but i think it's a lot more ableist to assume that disabled ppl can't make art without ai than it is for me to not like ai

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“the heart wants what it wants”? okay well the heart is fucking stupid can we let someone else have a turn? maybe the spleen wants to have a go?

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just saw a furry go "ugh pup masks are the worst thing to happen to the furry community" and it's like what are you talking about those are your cousins, at the end of the day you're both pretending to be gay dog men, i think it's just an aesthetic choice at that point

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having a resting bitchface is so funny because i'll be doing something relaxing, and really enjoying myself and my face will look like this

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tumblr on the computer is actually so transcendent i feel that very few understand this anymore... this was the way that your ancestors blogged.

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so i wore a pride flag pin to work the other day and the kids were all interested (obviously) (find me a classroom of preschoolers who are not obsessed with rainbows) (i'll wait) so they crowded around to see.

"aww!" they said, "it's a flag!!"

but the thing is: they're little. a lot of them don't really have a handle on all their mouth sounds yet.

such as, notably, that tricky tricky "L" sound.

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i hate dogs with blue eyes. why is fucking jeff the killer at my back door

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speaking of ai everytime i accidentally click on grok on twitter i feel like that vid of that woman screaming and closing her laptop. i dont even let it load up but everytome i do it i feel like ive added +100 sin points that makes me time in hell worse for each time i do it

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No, app on my phone, I don't want to edit it with AI. I don't want to generate with AI. I don't want to ask the AI. I don't want to make AI wallpapers. I don't want to rewrite with AI. I don't want t-

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Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.

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I’ve been going through old medical textbooks recently. Can you tell.

Prints

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future heads-up to anyone that sees me tagging concerning posts as my ocs; none of them are okay <3

is ur oc mikolaj ok? the things u have reblogged tagged with their name and their vibe... I'm concerned for ur oc

he is not! :)

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female seahorses after knocking their man up.