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i hate dogs with blue eyes. why is fucking jeff the killer at my back door

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Idk bro random yuyuko doodle did today erm *explodes*

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the angel sings of salvation

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I've been doing a lot of thinking about my family and how I was treated as a child, and honestly, my father has never seemed more amazing in my eyes.

I used to love Luigi(Mario's brother) when I was little. Like, he was my favorite character ever, and I had multiple plushies of him. Didn't give a fuck about Mario, vaguely tolerated Peach, but I loved Luigi.

On my first day of kindergarten, my dad gave me the number for his work phone and said it was Luigi's phone number. "If anything happens at school, call Luigi."And not even twenty minutes into my first day, I was having a panic attack. So I went down to the principal's office and called "Luigi."

Now, at the time, my father was in a meeting with his manager and his supervisor, along with most of his coworkers. And when I called, he picked up before he even left the room.

And he put on a very awful Italian accent and said, "Itsa me, Luigi! Whatsa the matter?"In front of his boss and coworkers. Without telling them what was going on. So they were absolutely bewildered, and he carried on like they didn't even exist. He only explained what was happening after I had calmed down and hung up, to which most of them responded with "Aww, cute."

I continued to call him whenever I got upset at school, and eventually his coworkers got in on it. I distinctly remember one of them impersonating Toad. I don't know why I'm telling you this, I just thought it might make you smile :)

this is so delightful I love your Luigi dad

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i had a nightmare then slept for another hour now i can’t remember it

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(=^ェ^=)

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ねこちゃんかけた！

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i can handle one (1) Event™ per day. whether it be a phone call, an appointment, trip to the grocery store, play date with a friend, etc. only one, that's it. any more than that and i am Stressed

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Found this in the wild, I think you should have it.

Incredible image. I shall make good use of it.

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Krusie anniversary (and Ralsei)

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I had a dream you made a comic about Lily crashing her car and it caused drama cause you drew the car wrong and people were upset in the ford whatever car fandom and everyone was like what the fuck is a ford f150 (not exact car that’s just the only one I know the name of)

it was a ford f149

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