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men need to be androgynous little rock sluts again. hair gel and cheap black nail polish are still sold in stores. chop chop

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A break during the road trip

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I'm not really a HanLuke shipper but I can imagine them hooking up early in their friendship & then Han later after various revelations having a personal crisis over whether or not it's weird to have sex with both halves of a set of twins

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your daughter is a pleasure to have on the dashboard

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i think the world would be a happier place if we were all permanently stoned

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The secret to a peaceful tumblr experience is that every once in a while you gotta be deeply fucking cringe on main so only the strong will keep following you.

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2025 is like if you were awake during surgery

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Rating the last four movies I've seen in the theater by if cunnilingus is discussed and/or depicted in them: Sinners: 15/10. Enthusiastic discussing AND depicting! Across many characters! Get it, sexy vampires.

Friendship: 5/10. Cunnilingus is offered to a wife in a throwaway, but very earnestly said, line.

The Materialists: 0/10. No cunnilingus.

28 Years Later: 7/10. Cunnilingus is depicted with a young lady who's not the man's wife. Don't love the cheating, but appreciate the effort.

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He can't keep getting away with it.

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party favours

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election got me so pissed im reading cherik gay sex fanfics to cope

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Being a fan of stories that revolve around robots or AI in the 21st century is so weird now. Like how do I tell people I'm the biggest fictional robot appreciator and the biggest real life robot hater

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Yasss I thought I was the only one who remembered fanfix.com.

Please participate in my research (also, if you say other, please put it in the tags/comments !)

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sexy knights. sexy wounded knights. sexy wounded weary knights. sexy wounded weary knights in the rain. sexy wounded weary knights in the rain pledging their loyalty to you.