mar-bluu
mar-bluu
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Hiya! I'm Mallorie, but call me whatever you feel like! I'll answer to anything! ❤💜💙 • My (old) writing tag is 'jae writes' and my (old) art tag is 'jae draws' :3 • feel free to send me writing/art prompts, ask about my incredibly convoluted incomprehensible story ideas, or even just scream at me about your day! ❤💜💙
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mar-bluu · 27 days ago
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mar-bluu · 27 days ago
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My vampires CAN walk into the sunlight but doing so would reveal what they would look like if they aged normally
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Younger vampires don’t have much to worry about but older vamps have reason to avoid sunlight as they age. They are still immortal, but their aged, sunlit selves are significantly weaker than their non-sunlit forms. Vamps over 100 years old run the risk of crumpling over, fully immobile, but still conscious
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mar-bluu · 27 days ago
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discourse from the year 2043: getting a song stuck in your head is immoral because it takes money away from the artists that would get paid if you were actually listening to it
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mar-bluu · 27 days ago
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it's good that the word "four" is "four" letters long
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mar-bluu · 1 month ago
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I guess Twitter really needed a middle-aged trans man on the timeline today. Happy to oblige.
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mar-bluu · 1 month ago
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all of your friends need a sort of creature or fellow associated with them., so you can send them images when available
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mar-bluu · 1 month ago
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99% of alarm snoozers stop hitting snooze before reaching full restfulness. NEVER stop trying to get five to fifteen minute increments of sleep yhis next one will make you feel well rested in a way youve never been in your entire life i promise 🙏
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mar-bluu · 1 month ago
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Happy birthday to Lyudmila Pavlichenko (born July 12, 1916), Soviet sniper in World War II, with 309 confirmed kills.
A true role model for today.
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mar-bluu · 1 month ago
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today I’m going to break the pattern today I’m going to break the pattern today I’m going to break the pattern today I’m going to break the pattern today I’m going to break the pattern today I’m going to break the pattern today I’m going to break the pattern today I’m going to break the pattern today I’m going to break the pattern today I’m going to break the pattern today I’m going to break the pattern today I’m going to break the pattern
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mar-bluu · 1 month ago
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mar-bluu · 1 month ago
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no amount of employment could stop me posting on tumblr dot com
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mar-bluu · 1 month ago
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there are people with genders you will never comprehend and people fucking in ways you will never understand and people making art you just don't get and that shit RULES
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mar-bluu · 1 month ago
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"You're so funny" thanks! I cry when I'm angry.
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mar-bluu · 1 month ago
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I procrastinate so much that I have a gaping hole of dread inside my chest where I think my other emotions are supposed to go. unless a potential employer is reading this, in which case I don’t do that & I have all the normal emotions that human beings have & I love capitalism
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mar-bluu · 1 month ago
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I hate how when you add ANY amount of new liquid to a boiling pot it immediately goes dead silent like…. Oh. You’re here 😐. The water molecules looking at you like
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mar-bluu · 1 month ago
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writing historical fiction is like: yes i can write a beautiful scene with longing glances but FIRST i must know how people brushed their teeth in 1814
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mar-bluu · 2 months ago
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can't today. busy.
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