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Pretty sure this is a Twilight reference, buddy

I know what you are

I am a faithful follower of the Lord our God, if that is what you mean.

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Sister Imperator is from NEW ENGLAND? Fuck no wonder she died suddenly on the imperatour, Tobias hasn't given her a single dunkin iced coffee since she joined the clergy. That's like putting an obligate carnivore on a vegan diet. Quickly, to the ministry, if we act fast we could still revive her with a boston cream donut filling injection!!!

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Despite how he is often characterised, i don't think Copia is the self doubt guy. He is awkward, yes, but more in a "say whatever pops into his head with no filter," "make weird noises because i dont have words for this," and "has no idea what to say to people in casual conversation" kind of way. In terms of being a rockstar? I think he thought he was the most special boy, very talented, we will never need another Papa because i got this. I can go on forever. Wheeee~

The self doubt Papa was Terzo. He was the one that wasn't sure if he was doing a good enough job. The one who was very self depreciating, and messed up a lot because he was nervous. His confidence and charisma was a front because he wanted to do really well. That's why how his Papacy ended was all the more tragic... when he was being dragged from that stage all he could think was "i was right, i really am not good enough."

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Abso-fuckin-lutely my guy

girly pop. (I’m losing my shit I’m so excited lmao)

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THEY MIKE WAZOWSKI'D MY BOY. GET THAT THUMBNAIL OFF HIM NOW 😭

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Mmm Papa Perpetuaaaaa~

Now I am curious how big your pp is, but also you sound lowkey disgusting..? But then again, my standards are low ngl

I have a god cock. Come experience it if you so wish, my friend.

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Its a horrible mix

Reblog if you're a roleplayer with social anxiety!

This could mean you struggle with interacting with other roleplayers in the community, or get anxiety over simple interactions with others.

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all of us at the billboard “livestream” and Papa V right now:

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Corporate needs you to find the difference between these two gifs

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[rain and dew walk into their bedroom]

phantom: *spins around in chair ominously* i’ve been expecting y- *chair continues to spin* shit *tries to stop spinning* shit *tries to grab a table to stop spinning* sHiT *falls out of chair*

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😂

But its SOOOOO fuckin accurate tho!!

I will never not find it hilarious that Terzo has been consistently labelled as "the flamboyant one" when Copia literally looks like he tumbled out of Barry Manilow's wardrobe.

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rain: what do you want for breakfast babe?

dew: gay cheerios.

rain: STOP CALLING FRUIT LOOPS THAT!!

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Bro might be dusty but bro probably still has game

I love this decrepit old man. Bro's dustier than an abandoned library run by fairies.

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Omegaaa

OMEGA⁉️⁉️

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[texting]

dew: who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?

aether: language!

phantom: yeah! watch your fucking language!

swiss: okay, who taught phantom the fuck word?!

rain: “the fuck word”

mountain: are you stupid? you guys use the f word all the time!

aurora: oh my god he censored it.

swiss: say fuck, mountain.

cumulus: do it, mountain. say fuck.

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Small Child: I need help with my homework.

The Intelligent and Wordly Terzo:

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The perfect dessert for Terzo is a lemon posset: It’s sweet, it’s creamy, and he can bother people by joking about eating posset in public