do you ever just remember that you’re gonna be you for the rest of your life and think “ah shit”
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me, a legal adult: when i grow up,
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socks on Christmas
8 year old me: what the fuck I said I wanted toys
me now: *crying* thank you.. thank you sweet christ my feet are always so cold.. so very very cold
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how have you been?
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more espresso, less depresso
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Super Smash Bros moves performed by Marvel stuntmen
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My entry for Uniqlo’s Pokemon contest!
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it’s just one of those croissant days
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Why is the x files so….. dark. Like, visually. 90% of the episodes are at night, I can’t see shit!
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Pipers Chapel, Portland, Tennessee. Photo by Jonathan Ross
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do you have those memories that are really cringey and you never speak of and something triggers the memory and you want to fucking wash your brain out with bleach
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Tracking Service, as helpfully as possible: Your order is out for delivery! It should arrive by 8 PM today!
Me, sitting by the door at 8:12 AM: pakige
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What part of “i don’t wanna spend anymore money” don’t I understand
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