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made little folded zines for a terror watch with friends a few months ago! (i didn't post them till now bc they were only formatted to be printed and i was too lazy to flip things around..)

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Alexej Manvelov as Akram Salim in Department Q (2025)

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Dept. Q S01E01

Matthew Goode as Carl Morck

Alexej Manvelov as Akram Salim

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Dept. Q S01E09

Matthew Goode as Carl Morck

Alexej Manvelov as Akram Salim

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whoops

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great tv recommendations: detectorists  ↳ "All we turn up these days is litter and ring pulls. This is the land of the Saxons. I want to discover where they buried their warriors and their kings. Instead of where they had their snacks and soft drinks?“

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greg offhandedly mentions that he’s gay and tom (the forehead-kissing nero guy) is like WOAH cock pocket are you fucking hitting on me you sleaze??? is that what this is, you’re USING ME for your own corporate advancement and personal pleasure GREG??? and greg’s like no i- tom you, you’re not even like my, uh, type, i guess? and tom goes white as a sheet and starts shaking in place before very quietly he’s like oh. okay, gregory. us lowly fucking emperors just aren’t ambrosial enough to quench your sweet whorish thirst, huh? is that it? you were waiting for the fucking demiurge to descend upon you instead, you yipped-up hippy? what if this was it for me, greg? what if my survival depended on the daily-dwindling hope of a future that you’ve just snuffed out like a fucking yankee candle? you’ve got blue fucking blood on your hands now, greg, and all the sweet fucking soaps of the waystar fucking bathrooms won’t fucking sweeten this little fucking cock-up.

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you’ll always find your way back home…

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BLOODS 1.01 // 1.06 (2021-)

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ace and jocelyn ace and jocelyn from space and jocelyn astronaut accountants and they're coming to your face if you love that shit say NA NA NA mom close the DOOR! !! !

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they are this archie comic to me and i DONT take criticism

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me: nathan fielder has one of the greatest minds of our time. the way he uses comedy to explore insanely nuanced human experiences and seek answers to some of life’s most frustrating questions while also telling a compelling and relevant story is so well done and i could spend hours dissecting everything he does

nathan fielder:

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mattfleck sexyback

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please tell me someone has giffed the gay bar dance scene from the 1999 film forces of nature starring ben affleck

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i dont think he remembers anything about this night

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I’m watching Splash (1984) which is a romcom about a guy who falls in love with a mermaid, and when she chooses a human name she chooses Madison and guy says “that’s not a real name, but alright” which seems to imply that Madison was not a name until at least the 80’s and all girls named Madison are actually named after the mermaid. thought you should know