Hi! I am a premed psychology major with a fun little habit of jotting down the amusing things my professors say. From what I've seen on tumblr, a lot of you have your fair share of ridiculous professor quotes. So submit them here and lighten the study mood!
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I was in medical school until they put a human in front of me and told me it was a patient.
biochemistry professor
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Roses are red, electrons are negative
physics professor
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I was practicing the right hand rule on the subway, but some guy thought I was giving him the finger.
physics professor
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And if you're flat-lining, well, that's one less paper to grade
physics lab professor, explaining an EKG lab
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The quizzes will be very easy if you 1. pay attention and 2. are alive
organic chemistry professor, lying
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He told me 'don't bother explaining too much, student's never get it anyway'
my organic chemistry TA, referring to my professor talking about synthesis
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If you were breathing and passing nutrients into your brain cells, you would remember this reaction
organic chemistry professor
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Diels and Alder * long pause * are two dead German men
organic chemistry professor
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You will never escape the Henderson-Hasselbalch equation.
biochemistry professor
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