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blogger "maribwil", with such beloved posts like "Incineroar tweet flag", "Bisexual Obama", "Good lord theres Venice" and "Did my balls hear a who?" will henceforth be retired until Lorne Michaels ceases to walk this green planet

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hey girl, are you grey market sleeping pills?? because i want to do you and nothing else until January 4th, 2025

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im tired of y'all mfs not doing enough to help the democrats. "but I'm phonebanking" "I canvassed last week..."

Weak. I'm poking holes in the UCLA student health center complementary condoms as we speak. There must be more woke babies. You're making future voters into democrats. I'm making future democrat voters. get on my level.

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are women stupid because all of the blood going to their penis instead of their brains??

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Unfortunately, nobody who has used ADIEU as their Wordle starting word will ever see heaven.

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Seeing an otherwise funny post highlighted with blue, red, green, and yellow colors is the modern equivalent of a great show ruined by a laugh track

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“You will get knocked down over and over again, and you win by getting back up.” - Elizabeth Holmes, winner of the 2015 Forbes Under 30 Summit Doers Award.

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NEVER inviting jeremy to the pillow fight again what the fuck is this shit

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if beastars existed when I was 11 id be completely unemployable

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girl are you a psychology study because you're one of a kind and i don't think anybody could replicate you

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girl are you a psychology study because you're one of a kind and i don't think anybody could replicate you

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i see portugese i just start laughing bruh. idk what it says but them brazilians funny asf i just know its fire

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You don’t have to feel your opinion is informed just guess.

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enemies to friends