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You thought finals week was for finals, but actually, that's a common mistake. The true purpose if finals week is watching mediocre video essays about Bluey (a show you have never watched) instead of studying for finals.

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whenever i see shrek and fiona i feel like somebody in a rolex store bc all i can think is 'damn i wanna watch'

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AHAHAAHHH NEVER LET ME COOK

if u know where these character are from >:3c

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my heart and my soul tells me one of the beatles is dying tmr

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"use touchID to show private tabs" maybe lets not do that

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strawberry average-height-for-the-time cake

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a 47 minute long video essay about BoJack Horseman. A Mr. Beast twitter post. an advertisement for a cryptocurrency exchange played at the half time mark of an NBA basketball game. and you think we are children of god?

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lady G fucking gets it

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man i fucking hate discord

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kitty

for @super_starlite !!

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mike’s hard past couple of months

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Employer: what's your biggest weakness

My brain: *just thinking about chalk makes me want to crawl out of my skin. i get anxiety around chalkboards. i cannot use wooden pencils. the sound and feeling is my own 7th circle of hell*

My mouth: Probably that I work too hard sometimes

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I can't fix her but I can make her look better in comparison

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what the fuck is a salesforce. we're briefly alive for a few violent decades