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I swear to God, I CAN'T EVEN with Deadpool. He's using a book that doesn't even exist to make a easter egg to a 1987's movie, that is a joke about, well himself/Ryan Reynolds. I LOVE YOU, MAN!
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“I really think I’m really lucky. I’m so grateful for my family, my mom, my stepdad, they all made it possible for me to come here. For my friends, for the fact that I’m living in New York, in my own apartment in the city. I’m also grateful to have people that believe in me the way they do. It’s also a friendly reminder that life is has got to keep going, you should never feel like you’ve arrived. You gotta stay hungry. It’s all over for you the moment you don’t.” – Sebastian Stan.
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Why is diversity in books important? Diversity is not important. Diversity is reality. Human beings are not all the same. We come from many different places and have many different identities and experiences. Having only one kind of human being in the stories being told is flat-out bad storytelling. Diversity is reality. Let’s stop erasing that.
Malinda Lo, in response to a reader’s question about the importance of diversity (via bostonpoetryslam)
Yes!!
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Ilusões Perdidas - Honoré de Balzac
"O jornal, em vez de sacerdócio, tornou-se um meio para os partidos; e de um meio passou a ser um comércio e, como todos os comércios, não tem fé nem lei. Todo jornal é uma loja onde se vendem ao público palavras com as cores que ele deseja. Se existisse um jornal dos corcundas, dia e noite provaria a beleza, a bondade, a necessidade dos corcundas. Um jornal não é mais feito para esclarecer, mas para adular as opiniões. Assim, todos os jornais serão em dado tempo covardes, hipócritas, infames, mentirosos, assassinos; matarão ideias, os sistemas, os homens, e por isso mesmo florescerão. Terão a vantagem de todos os seres pensantes: o mal estará feito sem que ninguém seja o responsável."
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Ilusões Perdidas - Honoré de Balzac
"O jornal, em vez de sacerdócio, tornou-se um meio para os partidos; e de um meio passou a ser um comércio e, como todos os comércios, não tem fé nem lei. Todo jornal é uma loja onde se vendem ao público palavras com as cores que ele deseja. Se existisse um jornal dos corcundas, dia e noite provaria a beleza, a bondade, a necessidade dos corcundas. Um jornal não é mais feito para esclarecer, mas para adular as opiniões. Assim, todos os jornais serão em dado tempo covardes, hipócritas, infames, mentirosos, assassinos; matarão ideias, os sistemas, os homens, e por isso mesmo florescerão. Terão a vantagem de todos os seres pensantes: o mal estará feito sem que ninguém seja o responsável."
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Development of Celeb Crushes
Me: Wow what a classically beautiful person.
Brain: Uh-oh...
Me: No it's fine, they're not my type. Ha. I can appreciate a beautiful person without having to watch their entire back catalogue of work y'know.
Brain: You don't have time for this!
Me: Relax, it's just one film.
Brain: It's one film now, but then there's the three hours of Google Image Searches afterwards!
Me: Nonsense! I just want to make sure I'm immune.
Brain: Oh boy...
Me: It's fine. I can look at them and feel nothing.
Brain: ???
Me: I feel nothing.
Brain: Why have you spent 45 minutes looking at their pictures?
Me: I feel nothing.
Brain: You're imagining lazy Sunday morning cuddles with you as the little spoon! This is it. You're gone.
Me: I feel nothing. Maybe I am incapable of love now.
Brain: *eyeroll* Batten down the hatches, lads, she's gonna go - in three... two... one...
Me: Shit!
Brain: Here we go!
Me: They really are beautiful! Like oh my god look at them it's like they were carved by angels!!! Oh no no no no no!!! Not this! This can't be happening! Oh no! I thought I was immune! Why you play me this way, Brain?! WHY DIDN'T YOU STOP ME BEFORE IT WAS TOO LATE?!?!?
Brain: *facepalm*
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Yep.
i want to live by the ocean but also in the forest but also in the mountains but also in a big city but also in the countryside u feel me
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Go out and do something. It isn’t your room that’s a prison, it’s yourself.
Sylvia Plath (via quotemadness)
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Friendly reminder to check you’re not holding tension in your body. Let your shoulders drop, unclench your hands and jaw. Take a deep breath. Much better.
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Best. Movie. Ever!! ❤💜❤
This is a different kind of superhero story.
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I only sleep with people I love, which is why I have insomnia.
Emilie Autumn, The Asylum for Wayward Victorian Girls (via thelovejournals)
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YA Fairy Tale Retellings
I’ve had several people ask for some YA retelling book recommendations, so here are a few of each! I marked my favorites with an asterisk:
Cinderella
Ella Enchanted by Gail Carson Levine*
Cinder by Marissa Meyer*
Gilded Ashes by Rosamund Hodge
Cinderella and the Colonel by K.M. Shea
Princess of Glass by Jessica Day George
Ash & Bramble by Sarah Prineas
The Selection by Kiera Cass
Mechanica by Betsy Cornwell
Bewitching by Alex Flinn
Throne of Glass by Sarah J Maas (the sequels get way better)*
Snow White
Winter by Marissa Meyer*
The Shadow Queen by C.J. Redwine
Stitching Snow by R.C. Lewis
Fairest by Gail Carson Levine
Mirrored by Alex Flinn
Beauty & the Beast
Cruel Beauty by Rosamund Hodge*
Beastly by Alex Flinn
Beauty by Robin McKinley
A Court of Thorns and Roses by Sarah J Maas* (except I think this is more of a retelling of the Scottish ballad Tam Lin than anything else)
Of Beast & Beauty by Stacey Jay
Heart’s Blood by Juliet Marillier
Sleeping Beauty
Princess of Thorns by Stacey Jay (about Aurora’s daughter)*
A Kiss in Time by Alex Flinn
Briar Rose by Jane Yolen
A Long, Long Sleep by Anna Sheehan
Gathering Frost by Kaitlyn Davis
A Wicked Thing by Rhiannon Thomas
Rapunzel
Cress by Marissa Meyer*
Reign of Shadow by Sophie Jordan
The Golden Braid by Melanie Dickerson
The Twelve Dancing Princesses
Princess of the Midnight Ball by Jessica Day George
Entwined by Heather Dixon
Peter Pan
Unhooked by Lisa Maxwell
Tiger Lily by Jodi Lynn Anderson
Never Never by Brianna Shrum
Second Star by Alyssa B. Sheinmel
The Neverland Wars by Audrey Greathouse
Never Ever by Sara Saedi
Peter and the Starcatchers by Dave Barry & Ridley Pearson
Aladdin/1,001 Nights
The Forbidden Wish by Jessica Khoury*
The Wrath & the Dawn by Renee Ahdieh*
A Thousand Nights by E.K. Johnston
Red Riding Hood
Scarlet by Marissa Meyer*
Crimson Bound by Rosamund Hodge
Princess of the Silver Woods by Jessica Day George
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